The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[Quasimodo]

No Dim, we can't. Also, there is nothing happening "down there" based on how much we've had to see of your smooth crotch.

Ooooh he must have hated being reminded that he was not the Bestest Manly Ziplining Man of the Tore Group and the zipline guy reminded him he did things wrong.

That godawful tattoo.

I think this is the biggest his wittle tiny teeth have ever looked.

Dim says at the end that he's "done a lot of ziplining" and yet he still had to be reminded what to do on every line and he was pretty bad on the first line. Okay Dim. Just like you almost became a pro-surfer.

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim was disappointed there were no coogies at the ice cream shop. Also he complained there was a really long line (cry about it dude) because someone in front of him was ordering a bunch of ice cream and asking a lot of questions. Can't be more annoying than the people stuck behind you and Ginn in line at Salt & Straw where you go to test every flavor and film it and talk about each sample endlessly.

 

[Quasimodo]

7pm is a late dinner for Dimothy.

Dim is attempting to retell something he learned, but in his limited English-speaking ability. People are trying to "do cows," huh, Dim? That doesn't seem family-friendly.

 

[hcslacs]

Tim says he wishes Jen were there to join him in the hot spring pools, which . I guess at least he realizes she wouldn’t do any of the rest of the stuff he’s been doing, like zip lining. But it’s a bit glaring that he doesn’t mention wishing the boys were there. Not even The Golden One.

 

[mjm9]

For most parents our children are the center of our universe and bring light into our lives.

But Tim & Jin are not parents. And the boys to them are just pesky gnats flying around them!

Note that gnats often are found near decaying organic matter.

 

[macbeths]

It would have been nice to see what Tim was seeing instead of just seeing Tim.
Does not make me want to use ABD at all.

 

[Mopsy75]

Sending prayers your way @And Now It's Time to Splu .

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

It would have been nice to see what Tim was seeing instead of just seeing Tim.
Does not make me want to use ABD at all.

I think a huge part of group tours like ABD is getting to experience these things with your friends and family. That’s where my happiness comes when I travel, experiencing these things with the people that I love. When we travel, typically at dinner or breakfast, we recap the day. We laugh, we tell stories….Tim talks to the camera.

I’m the travel planner of my family. I do all the research, plan the hotels, the transportation, the meals, the attractions. ABD would take that constant pressure off me making sure whatever is next is lined up and let me just enjoy the moments with my family. While I’m sure there are people who travel solo on ABD, it’s not really designed for that. There are tons of solo group tours companies out there.

I have never done ABD, I’ve looked into it and can’t justify the cost when I can plan something similar or better on my own for much, much less. But Tim hasn’t convinced me this is something I should spend $20,000-$30,000 on for my family of four especially showing me the same boring buffet every.single.day.

 

[PistachioNut]

Dim was disappointed there were no coogies at the ice cream shop. Also he complained there was a really long line (cry about it dude) because someone in front of him was ordering a bunch of ice cream and asking a lot of questions. Can't be more annoying than the people stuck behind you and Ginn in line at Salt & Straw where you go to test every flavor and film it and talk about each sample endlessly.
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Boo hoo, Dim! Didn’t you explain to your host that you don’t do lines?

 

[mjm9]

Did Tim take any button down shirts like he wore on his datecation?

We mostly see him in worn out t-shirts, which is understandable for the activities he did in CR (wearing t-shirts, not the worn out part)

Even Tim (in his words) “dressing up for dinner” was him in a t-shirt.

The nicest piece of clothing I saw him wear was the Columbia jacket when he was zip lining.

 

[EthelMay]

They're still posting stuff Universal Kids & the airport so Gin can feed her face at Whattaburger

 

[ETsMomma]

The last thing I’d do with my stomach issues is eat whataburger and then get on an airplane.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

What is this woman's Whataburger fascination and if she wanted to eat at one so badly there were probably a half a dozen she could've hit besides the one at the airport.

 

[Mopsy75]

I have so many memories sharing my experiences with both my Mom and children. Taking my 80 year old Mom to WDW for the first time and watching her face light up at everything. Taking her on the Jurassic Park ride (I had no idea there was an 85 foot drop) and getting the photo after the ride. I am not one for these kinds of rides, I don't have the stomach, but seeing her face after we got off was priceless. She went on everything with us. She had the time of her life. We have these memories and pictures. How do the Trackers miss these opportunities?

 

[mjm9]

I was curious about the calories in a Whataburger burger. Obviously the calories vary depending on what extra items you want on it. ie. cheese, bacon, extra spread, extra meat patties, etc.


Core Whataburger Favorites

• Whataburger (Single): 590 Calories
• Double Meat Whataburger: 835 Calories
• Triple Meat Whataburger: 1,075 Calories

Bacon & Specialty Burgers

• Bacon & Cheese Whataburger: 750 Calories
• • Whataburger Patty Melt: 950 Calories
  • Sweet & Spicy Bacon Burger: 1,095 Calories
  • Mushroom Swiss Burger: 1,110 Calories

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I was curious about the calories in a Whataburger burger. Obviously the calories vary depending on what extra items you want on it. ie. cheese, bacon, extra spread, extra meat patties, etc.


Core Whataburger Favorites

• Whataburger (Single): 590 Calories
• Double Meat Whataburger: 835 Calories
• Triple Meat Whataburger: 1,075 Calories

Bacon & Specialty Burgers

• Bacon & Cheese Whataburger: 750 Calories
• • Whataburger Patty Melt: 950 Calories
  • Sweet & Spicy Bacon Burger: 1,095 Calories
  • Mushroom Swiss Burger: 1,110 Calories

It's pretty easy to split one of those burgers.

 

[ETsMomma]

WHY do we need to see you unhinging your jaw to take a bite of food? Can’t you show it as it is- if you must show it- and then talk about it after???

 

[Southpaw33]

Why the F do they always have to take bites of food like this?



It looked like crap too — imagine being a business like BOG seeing tit like this on IG and deciding this is who you want to feature on your hosted stays.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Nobody wants to hear an unattractive middle aged couple talk about how Whataburger might give them the people. Jenn says they are at the airport and are going to get Whataburger. Tim asks if it’s a good idea to eat that before they get on a plane to which Jenn replies, “we have an hour and a half so if we need to go to the bathroom [laughs] I think we’re good, we’re good.” While she says this last part Tim leans into her and says “I’ve got Tums in the bag.”

I cannot believe they are well off and “famous.” They are weird and look tacky as duck walking through the airport in the universal studios shirts.

 

[cavamom]

Travel vlogger Jennifer Tracker: “We don’t have Whatanurger in Florida”
Google:

But of course if it’s not happening in a 15 mile radius of lake Nona then it’s not in Florida.