The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[hcslacs]

Sure, there are certain things I would not eat right before boarding a flight but why are these two so concerned with shitting themselves just by eating a fast food hamburger? Is the GLP really affecting them that much? Haven’t they just spent two days eating all kinds of theme park junk food? They confuse me.

Maybe Jen was so adamant about trying Whataburger in hopes they’d “invite them out” for the grand opening in Orlando? Of course that’s only if she’s seen it somewhere on Instagram.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

And the ziplock doesn’t snap either

I cannot believe how much of a snoozer he has made Costa Rica look. It's a gift.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Thank you @hcslacs once again for the thorough, funny, and accurate recap.

 

[dlbf]

I don’t typically watch Jackie Super Enthused but I thought I’d skim her latest video where she shows the rides, food and shows at the Universal Kids park and she is dressed like a giant toddler. I know people like her but I’m sorry this is an almost 50 year old woman. She looks ridiculous.

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I know she has her own thread here but it’s not very active.

Shes riding these rides that are meant for children.
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I don’t understand how she gets a pass on this. I understand she was invited out but riding literal children’s rides as a childless (almost) 50 year old adult is fucking weird. She gives me the ick.

I will say she does work hard to get her videos out immediately and she does provide a lot of information but I can’t look past the fact that she acts like a toddler. Fucking bizarre.

I was watching a Super Enthused video the other day and commenting on how she looks pretty good for being almost 50. My husband is like.. does she have kids, is she married, etc? I said no kids and I think she has had numerous husbands. He was like "oh, well clearly shes a nightmare".

I think she gets away with the ridiculousness because she's pretty boring. Don't see too much of her life, so not much to pick at other than the silly outfits for her age. I'd guess most people think she is younger than actuality.

 

[Southpaw33]

Of course they are in TX when I’m at WDW. I was wondering if we’d see them in the wild on property somewhere so I could report back on how weird they looked having SMG following Tim around or having an entourage of “staff” to take their kids to the parks. And they were at TL the same day we were which is weird—so is that video still coming out?? We are here a while longer so there’s still a chance I’ll see them. I’ve seen zero vloggers so far and we’ve been to a lot of places. Probably too hot for them. I did see a guy in MK wearing the stupid fan hat (backwards too) and thought he’s probably a Tim stan.

 

[Thunderbirdtoo]

Well, Jin just has to wait a few months for a brand new Whataburger to open near them.
And its drive thru is open 24/7!!!

The closest upcoming Whataburger to Lake Nona is located at 12305 E Colonial Drive, Orlando, FL 32826in the Town Park Shopping Center near Waterford Lakes. This location is approximately 25 miles north of Lake Nona and is scheduled to open in late summer 2026.

Travel Information & Details:

• Distance from Lake Nona: ~25 miles
• Drive Time: Roughly 30 to 40 minutes via FL-417 N (toll road) or Narcoossee Rd to Central Florida GreeneWay.
• Nearby Landmarks: Located near the University of Central Florida (UCF) and the Waterford Lakes Shopping Center.
• Features: The 2,554-square-foot location includes a dining room and a 24/7 drive-thru.

30-40 minute drive, though - oof. That's at least one potty stop for Dim on the way there, and probably two on the way back.

 

[Blessyourheart]

All I can think of with that damn make-up…

 

[bumpire]

I think the park looks fine for the age range of 3-8. But I have to say their lack of paint is really bad. I think of Suess Landing in IOA and there’s color everywhere. This park is just plain concrete upon plain concrete with a splash of color here and there.

Jackie puts it in the same league as the west coast and east coast parks

 

[bumpire]

Anyone know what kind of monkey this is?

 

[Forest]

Look at this asshole at Attractions using Twitter to “encourage” their kid onto going on the water ride. Oh so sorry you didn’t get the footage you wanted. Reminds me of the Trackers

 

[eatcherheartout]

Her posture really is bad. I would not be posting photos of me like this from behind.

 

[ETsMomma]

WHY do we need to see you unhinging your jaw to take a bite of food? Can’t you show it as it is- if you must show it- and then talk about it after???

 

[EthelMay]

Anyone know what kind of monkey this is?
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It's formal name is Colorfulfadeditcus Bearded Baldingus Assholeus

 

[Iwantallthetea]

New thread title courtesy of @And Now It's Time to Splu

Old thread here:

The Tim Tracker #250 Tell Me Lies

New thread title courtesy of @Galorious Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-tim-tracker-249-the-only-thing-in-that-house-that-has-a-20-min-limit-is-parenting.52762/

tattle.life

 

[bumpire]

Sounded like Dim was sploogin all over the floor at this part of the home tore. Likely from seeing squidward’s ass

 

[Quasimodo]

7pm is a late dinner for Dimothy.

Dim is attempting to retell something he learned, but in his limited English-speaking ability. People are trying to "do cows," huh, Dim? That doesn't seem family-friendly.

 

[CoasterHo]

I thought Universal Kids wasn't allowing POV videos? Another instance where the Trackholes don't have to follow rules. I hope they bust him on it. Jerkoff.

 

[bumpire]

She sits like a man... her legs are always so spread apart when she's sitting...and fix your your damm dress!! Slob

I’m still scarred by that post on the last thread where she was using the pool water as her personal douche 🫠

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Like someone already mentioned, the county/state fair already has this park beat. Sorry Universal, another swing and miss. Excited to see Jenn suffer through it.

Oh the sunburn...but no I don't see a lot of locals paying those sort of prices for maybe more than one visit especially when there's Six Flags in the area. And if they want something kid friendly there's a Peppa pig park not that far either with better prices and similar rides.

 

[Devilchild-03]

Oops! Someone forgot the "I'm a skinny super model" filter!

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Wait she is wearing the same clothes from yesterday or is this reel taken yesterday and posted today? I have been to Texas several times during the summer months and at a minimum you would need at least a change of clothes. You know fresh clothes for each new day. Also sunscreen! Why are all these Floridians burning in Texas if they are used to hot temps?