The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[MommaSis]

Happy Fathers Day to !! Best “Dad” O and J could have

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

So it really seems like they left the children home, which honestly…good choice Bojos. The less those kids are around the two of you, the better their lives are.

In the reel, Tim falls…why wouldn’t they just film that part again? That’s ridiculous to include it. And Tim doesn’t speak at all, he makes a few sounds. I wonder what’s up with that. Has he just given up at this point?

 

[Quasimodo]

I wonder if she even realizes she's become the kind of person that she herself would have snarked about once upon a time. God, it really must suck to be in one's 40s and still have no authenticity. What an empty, vapid soul. Just posting .5 photos of herself every day and her closest friend is backspit diarrhea juice in a plastic cup.

I think Dim's only motivation for international travel is to play PoGo while in those countries.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I can’t wait to come back with our kids. OMG I just can’t.

And the umbrella looks ridiculous Jenn. Look around—no one has a damn umbrella. I get that it’s hot, but you should be more acclimated to that heat than 99% of the people there. She’s miserable.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

So according to that chart I posted, with just 10 bookings, they'd be making about $2000/month. On top of the Patreon $12,000 or whatever...that's why they don't give a fuck about posting YouTube videos. Here's the problem with that:

They are down to 1.7 million for the last 30 days, which, obviously, with the affiliate links, LTK, etc...doesn't really matter...short term.

Every few days that they don't post a video---people forget they exist. Posting every other day gets them into people's minds and into their routines. People move on easily. If people move on because it's been a week since they've posted AGAIN, they aren't going to click on the links that make them money. They aren't going to join the Patreon or keep paying for the Patreon when there's literally nothing on there. Them living this high life right now, they're bringing on their own demise, slowly but steadily.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

With their history of racism, wouldn’t anyone with half a brain realize that putting anything stereotypical about another culture out there, regardless of how “cute” or “funny” is just offensive.

Is this who you want representing you BOG?

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

I hope Tim and Jenn continue to eat three plates of food and at least one plate of dessert at each meal. Please, please do that.

 

[Southpaw33]

They just popped up on my FB for some reason. Are they both on the jabs? They look like they've lost a tonne of weight (sorry if this has already been said I could see on first page)

HOW DARE YOU suggest they may have lost weight from “weight loss shots” — don’t you know that the Stans believe you need a total personality makeover and to be taken to task for suggesting their beloved Trackers used medication to lose weight??!!! Also they have TWO kids and they NEED a break and a vacation but this is a WORK TRIP!!11

Sorry, but just reenacting how the stans treated one person remarking that they may have taken GLP-1 to lose weight.

 

[Quasimodo]

“I didn’t get the memo” is an understatement in general with that dude (also the same dude who says “In memorandum” instead “In memorium”).

I imagine the group chat for the other guests would be interesting as they’ll look back on this trip and remember this fucking Pervita weirdo.

 

[WhiskeyBusiness]

I will never, ever understand these people. They have two kids. For this specific park, a huge advantage over any of their competitors/fellow vloggers, especially since they've become such a main focal point of the channel. They are shown going to doctor's appointments, at birthday parties, updates about their potty training. Surely The Universal Kids' Resort will heavily feature their children and their reactions right?

Plug and play room tore--same as every other one they've ever done. Burger and wrap review at the restaurant. They don't even have the kids with them, they've sent them off with the sister nanny to enjoy the pool while Jenn hunts for the instagrammable spots on property and the main entrance to the park. A few minutes of pool footage, then its time for dinnies, more food reviews, and an early bed time (because of the one hour time difference).

They could've made this such an interesting review and have tanked it from the outset.

 

[Quasimodo]

Why would you drink a late night caffeinated beverage, especially when you go around claiming to only drink half-decaf during the day? Just call it a coke that you’re addicted to Ginn. Interesting how you’ve basically changed nothing about your diet except for just mentioning protein now and then and attempting to eat bougie sardines, but we’re supposed to continue to pretend your “health journey” isn’t jabbing yourself with some semaglutide (or more like, having Dim jab you).

 

[Quasimodo]

Happy birthday!!! And many, many, many more. Hope you've had a wonderful birthday weekend

Thank you! And thank you again to all the well-wishers. It really was a lovely birthday weekend and I felt the love and just honestly one of the best highlights of such a stressful worrysome year. And it hardly cost anything!!

 

[Southpaw33]

So, instead of letting Jenn’s sister sit alone and relax on the flight before spending the rest of the time nannying, they had her sit with the boys and Jenn had such carefree time she could discuss at length a Mediterranean cruise with her “seatmate”. WTF? And Tim sat alone in the back? He also said they had a time getting the kids boarded like it was totally normal with kids to take a long time and for it to be a mess or something. Look, I know kids can be hard to wrangle at times when traveling, but they had THREE adults and two children and the boys are walking and totally able to walk onto a plane and sit down with their screens running the entire time. What took so long? Did they strap in car seats or something? Also it seems like Tim boarded early with them because he was talking about this in the back row in his seat?

His beard is like BLACK at the start of this vlog. But still with gray patches and loose scraggly hairs. Did he dye it or have Kimmy do it? And the boys are being filmed first thing in the morning of the flight with bed-head / unbrushed hair (ok correction, also later in the vlog as well). Why are they so bad at stuff like this with the kids? It’s a KIDS RESORT vlog and you have kids.

Edited to add: I haven’t watched one of their full vlogs in months and I’m back home so I had to see what this one was like. And it’s as expected — lame. Jenn is so full of herself and says she “needs” everything in the fucking sundries store. Jesus.

 

[Disney0914]

Today's #CoffeeTunes
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We got this backpack for the kids
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Dimmy playing pokemon also creating Pokewhatever
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Shocked that the backpack was actually given to a kid even more
shocked that it was NAG
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Junk alert
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J$ probably didn’t want to wear it. You know he got first dibs. I thought they bought matching shirts? Not really curious to see if they bought one for O, since I can say with almost certainty they didn't. I would be more surprised if he did get one.

Pretty gross how she wore the shrek ears the whole time, got her face painted, bought herself stupid cat ears she will never wear again, all while bringing two kids with them. Stop being so selfish Ginn. When you become a mom, your kids come first. Mine are teen and pre teen and I still barely buy myself anything. My first thought always goes to them.

 

[airbusA330]

What environmental warriors they are!

Flying to Europe for less than 72 hours so they can eat a seafood buffet and ride 1-4 rides.

 

[hcslacs]

Oh Mon Dieu, we are going to have endless IG reels and stories with nothing but Ratatouille music for several days, aren't we? Oh Courtney, you are still so basic.

 

[hcslacs]

It was considerate of the makeup artist to color match her nose to her shoulders.

 

[eatcherheartout]

The Costa Rica vlogs are not doing well.

Day 1 travel day uploaded 7 days ago currently at 75k views

Costa Rica white water rafting uploaded 5 days ago currently at 50k views

Costa Rica jungle cruise uploaded 2 days ago currently at 40k views

Costa Rica zip lining uploaded 19 hours ago currently at 19k views.

Tim left his useless wife at home with two kids she can’t look after on her own for a week for these views. He could have stayed home and spent a couple of hours every day for a week at Disney and got better views.

 

[Quasimodo]

Didn't Dimmy have a similar message to this in his room? This company disgust me almost as much as the Trackers do. There seems to be a lack of transparency with this arrangement on both sides at least in my opinion.

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Miss Rachel >>>>> Mrs Rachel (who stands like she's trying to air out her vagina).

They speak French is France? Cue Jenn's dumb laugh

Apparently, she assumed the whole rest of the world would also speak English? I'm sure the Buzz in Tokyo speaks Japanese and the Buzz in Shanghai speaks Mandarin (on the bright side, Sir Budley will be able to translate Shanghai Buzz for his parents).

 

[Galaxyprincess]

Mammoth Club = plans stuff like they run a business

TTT = We may post some shit if we feel like it, but give us money anyway!!