The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[mjm9]

For most parents our children are the center of our universe and bring light into our lives.

But Tim & Jin are not parents. And the boys to them are just pesky gnats flying around them!

Note that gnats often are found near decaying organic matter.

 

[Forest]

Happy Juneteenth to everyone!

 

[Blessyourheart]

Well over on FB these two turds go get face painting without their kids- colored me shocked.
Jennbo get the partial princess Poppy make/up (whoever that is). The TMs shout out hi PP wherever she goes. She is so freaking in love with herself and all the attention.
Meanwhile the kids are probably having a blast without their clown of a mother.

 

[ETsMomma]

I’ve seen multiple influencers and regular people I know complaining that they’ve been stuck in tx due to flight delays from weather- here’s hoping they got caught too

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

So sorry to hear about your grandad. The day my father passed he had a large basil on his lip. He had so many spots removed, several surgeries and one ear had to be partly reconstructed over the years. I wear zinc and sunscreen any time I am outside.

He is ninety-seven and is dealing with other health issues as well. My dad obviously is torn up and it got his ass to the dermatologist which I'm glad about. But there is a reason I pretty much avoid going outside this time of year and that park just looks like a magnet for sunburn.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

My partner spent today driving his brother to the Bay Area to get skin cancer removed from his face. I don't think he even spends a lot of time outside.

 

[Littlemuv1]

If this last photo is J, he looks like something from Children of the Corn. Someone could at least have told him to smile.

 

[hcslacs]

Tim is so annoying!

In this Day 4 CR slog, anytime the group was on a bus Tim has diarrhea of the mouth constantly talking over the tour guide’s narration.

I did enjoy that Tim got stuck on the first zipline cause he used his brake too much and stopped short of the landing tower.

And the zip line guy actually reprimanded him a little. It was awesome.

 

[Quasimodo]

Lies, Dim. No way you'd try only one coogie.

Okay now he's REALLY lying. Absolute bullshit. These two just regularly lie now and call it content.

I was only half joking a couple weeks ago about him struggling with 'pura vida', and he actually did prove me right.

Thought he had a strap-on on his chest for a second there.

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim was disappointed there were no coogies at the ice cream shop. Also he complained there was a really long line (cry about it dude) because someone in front of him was ordering a bunch of ice cream and asking a lot of questions. Can't be more annoying than the people stuck behind you and Ginn in line at Salt & Straw where you go to test every flavor and film it and talk about each sample endlessly.

 

[Southpaw33]

Why the F do they always have to take bites of food like this?



It looked like crap too — imagine being a business like BOG seeing shit like this on IG and deciding this is who you want to feature on your hosted stays.

 

[bakerbetty]

Oops! Someone forgot the "I'm a skinny super model" filter!

 

[eatcherheartout]

The Costa Rica vlogs are not doing well.

Day 1 travel day uploaded 7 days ago currently at 75k views

Costa Rica white water rafting uploaded 5 days ago currently at 50k views

Costa Rica jungle cruise uploaded 2 days ago currently at 40k views

Costa Rica zip lining uploaded 19 hours ago currently at 19k views.

Tim left his useless wife at home with two kids she can’t look after on her own for a week for these views. He could have stayed home and spent a couple of hours every day for a week at Disney and got better views.

 

[Orangebird]

@hcslacs omg Tim’s Bluey balls. I’m

 

[mjm9]

I’m not sure why you are asking why it’s okay for Tim to attend kid activities solo or why it’s okay for him to go to events that are geared for children because everyone here agrees that it’s not okay. I especially found it creepy that Tim said he was going to go see what the kids were doing when he was in Costa Rica. I’ve also criticized Tim and Adam the Woo for going on children rides together at a carnival. I don’t think it’s okay that Tim does anything that he does.

I could have phrased it better.
No, Tim’s antics are not okay!
But he is Teflon Tim and people (not TLs) let his actions slide. I have not seen him get any hard consequences for his abhorrent behavior.
(sure Disney dropped him from their vlogger media list. But he doesn’t bring much to the table anyways. And he sneakily worms his way around it with plus ones and Stan CMs)

btw - I appreciate your posts. Keep being you!
You have a voice here. The blends of all the posters povs makes for an interesting read.

 

[bumpire]

I did read that the Annual Passes for Universal Texas were "currently sold out" already, so they at least have those people locked in.

Possibly like how the top tier of TTT Patreon has “sold out”

 

[bostongrL_317]

Isn’t this travel day?

Thundering rain, lightning and possible flight delays.
Oh, how will the Bojokes handles this?

T&J might have to up the screen time from the normal "20 mins". Delays + 2 kids + intitled manchild that doesn't like to wait = disaster. Jen might get her Whataburger after all if they are delayed.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Today I saw the lone, negative #hosted review I've seen of the Universal Kids Resort, posted by Theme Park Insider.

https://www.themeparkinsider.com/flume/202606/12512/

This piece is interesting because it does confirm that Universal paid for flights and accomodations.

Guessing Theme Park Insider could be skating on thin ice with Universal now, though.

For what it is worth, even though I think the park doesn't look great, I believe it will likely find an audience given the very dense population of Dallas. I think adding more water park elements like Sesame Place in PA would be a cheap and easy improvement they could implement.

I knew the flights were paid for because no way the Bojos would ever pay out of pocket to fly on Southwest. They would take a flight to Dallas with 2 layovers if it meant that was the only way they could fly first class.

I actually used to only fly Southwest but they are no longer a budget airline. I fly maybe 2 times a year from Florida to New Mexico to visit family and I just choose whatever flight is cheapest. I’m not set for life like the Bojos and always get an economy ticket and I’m usually at the very back of the plane.

 

[Forest]

I don’t typically watch Jackie Super Enthused but I thought I’d skim her latest video where she shows the rides, food and shows at the Universal Kids park and she is dressed like a giant toddler. I know people like her but I’m sorry this is an almost 50 year old woman. She looks ridiculous.

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I know she has her own thread here but it’s not very active.

Shes riding these rides that are meant for children.
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I don’t understand how she gets a pass on this. I understand she was invited out but riding literal children’s rides as a childless (almost) 50 year old adult is fucking weird. She gives me the ick.

I will say she does work hard to get her videos out immediately and she does provide a lot of information but I can’t look past the fact that she acts like a toddler. Fucking bizarre.

This reminds me of when Michael Kay went to Peppa Pig Land

 

[erry]

What in the bad body, losing weight but refuse to workout kind of body is this. Girl, fix your fucking posture. Do a sit up or 2 while you’re at it. Jeez. You should’ve just stayed fatter, if you insist on looking like a sloppy mess.
FYI, I’m never gonna be the thinnest in the room, but you’d never catch me looking like this especially if a camera is on lol.