The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[eatcherheartout]

Mystery of why they got moved to the family suite is solved. Tim said the air conditioning wasn’t working in the original room (he says it’s a new hotel so they are trying to get everything worked out) so because the air conditioning wasn’t working, they were moved to the family suite.

I’m sure the ac worked fine they likely just complained and demanded a bigger room.

 

[CoasterHo]

No children spotted in that photo, so hmmmmm.

They're in steerage with their aunt.

 

[Quasimodo]

There’s a part in the zip line video where Tim goes into a church and sees—I was watching on my phone, so I can’t really tell what it actually is, but he says there’s Jesus in a coffin over here, wow, when did that happen, Geez.

Dude, you need to just never mention Jesus again. Like ever. Will they ever learn?

The whole thing was ridiculous, he wasn’t going to go inside because he was eating ice cream so just stood in the doorway filing. Then he saw parrots inside (we have these same parrots where I live so they aren’t that unique) and finished his ice cream and went inside to film. He just needs to stay away from church and anything religious.

Mom Bojo was very involved at her church according to her obituary. I suppose she could have come to faith later in life, but it seems like Tim was maybe raised with church. You would think he’d have even a morsel of respect.
Guess I forgot who I was talking about for a minute.

Yeah, the Jesus part was really unnecessary and I thought mostly not because I give a shit about their stans but because of his very religious still freshly buried in the ground dead mother. Obviously as we all know (and what triggers random lurking posters to come out once in awhile just to point it out), I'm not into religion at all, but even I wouldn't bother making a Jesus joke if I was him. And frankly, the problem isn't even with Jesus, by all means, he was a cool Middle Eastern brown guy . My problem is with the "Christians" who weaponize him to spread their bigotry to discriminate against everyone else who isn't like them (or reminds them of things they hate about themselves that they project onto others).

He called the parrots (which we also have even in SF and also down in socal) parakeets. Hey dude just get the Merlin app already.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Why isn’t Tim filming/talking at all in any of these stories? It’s all Jenn all the time.

And they both seem to be filming side by side. Neither of them are enjoying the moment or interacting with each other. It’s so fucking strange.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

They need Make-A-Wish for neglected kid and make Ollie the poster child. I would be the first to pay for a day/weekend away of anything his little heart desires without his horrible parents and spoiled golden child brother in attendance. My heart breaks for that little guy.

I know most people here don't like J$ but he is just as much a victim here as O is. His behavior is because of his parents, their blatant favoritism with what they allow him to do and what they actually encourage him to do. He no doubt sees them treat O differently and just takes advantage there, because, why wouldn't he? He's a 6 year old kid with obvious behavioral and sensory things going on. J$ gets a lot of criticism here and over on credit, but his behavior really isn't his fault. My heart breaks for both of them.

Example--on Easter morning, J$ should have been told no about opening the shared Easter basket. Really--there shouldn't have been a shared basket. The two boys should have received separate and equal baskets. Two puzzles. One for each. Each at their own level. But really--who lets their kid go down on Easter or any holiday to see the gifts without their siblings/entire family? Shitty parents.

 

[quietcandy]

She looks ridiculous but still manages to look 1000x better than Jenn.

 

[Littlemuv1]

Someone should tell her she doesn’t need face paint to look like a troll

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I went to the Lost Bros IG and BOG has allegedly booked trips for them.


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So Lost Bro Lex is a client of BOG?
And BOG brought her on this Paris trip to promote them on their shirt company social media. And Lex/Lost Bros sends Jenn shirts to wear and also promote on their social media (I don't think I've seen Tim wear the shirts?) These people are all in on a huge grift. They're all scammers.

 

[Quasimodo]

They couldn't even bother to stick the kids in the thumbnail to make it look like they actually wanted to be with their KIDS at the KIDS resort, huh.

Also careful how you're raising that arm, Ginn...

 

[ETsMomma]

the urge to not respond and get shadowbanned. If its a free trip WITHOUT THEIR KIDS they are NOT going to pass it up. Fixed it.

and two weeks is generous. Expect a month delay due to the jet lag and carb coma.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Mystery of why they got moved to the family suite is solved. Tim said the air conditioning wasn’t working in the original room (he says it’s a new hotel so they are trying to get everything worked out) so because the air conditioning wasn’t working, they were moved to the family suite.

I’m sure the ac worked fine they likely just complained and demanded a bigger room.

I call bullshit. Why wouldn’t they move them to the same type of room? Because they bitched these accommodations weren’t up to their standards.

 

[BoPeeps78]

I couldn't imagine sitting in a different class than my kids. However, I'm not the Bojo's, so that would be why.

 

[Quasimodo]

Thanks all!

I’m sure Ginn got up early today to take care of the boys and make some breakfast for the whole fam for Father’s Day. Maybe clean up a little. Definitely take a shower and brush her hair.

I’m sure Dim will reach out to his dad and maybe invite him to join them for lunch or dinner or spend time with him helping with tasks around the house.

 

[bumpire]

June 26 Patreon Announcement:

For June our Patreon book club we will be reading and discussing the Universal Kids Resort Hotel’s Curiosity Cafe menu! (Tim is listening in audio format)

 

[Divechik]

Happiest of birthdays @Quasimodo.
Happy Father's Day.
I managed to plan and execute an amazing trip to Alaska without DCL or ABD (something Dim couldn't fathom). Started in Anchorage, then Seward, Talkeetna, Denali and now Fairbanks where one of our Sons lives. Had a wonderful Fathers Day with both our Sons (other one came on trip also) and DiL. Somehow we raised our kids and all enjoy spending time together. The Trackholes will never get it. I continue to SMH how they take events their kids would love and turn them into boring disasters.

 

[hcslacs]

The Jen takeover of the channel is pretty much close to complete as she’s giving us the room tour instead of Tim. And oh goodness gracious Courtney, you are really living up to your Cringey nickname with this.

And, Jen really, really sucks at giving the room tour. So I hope she does them more often.

 

[Maleficent50]

I agree with Xmas they must be on a group guided thing as there’s no way they would choose to be in the park for 14 hours. Plus - you have to book Bustro Remy MONTHS in advance. I booked our recent trip 4 months out and couldn’t get a reservation for our trip at all. Pisses me off that these yahoos swan in ahead of everyone else and don’t even have to pay.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

It would have been nice to see what Tim was seeing instead of just seeing Tim.
Does not make me want to use ABD at all.

I think a huge part of group tours like ABD is getting to experience these things with your friends and family. That’s where my happiness comes when I travel, experiencing these things with the people that I love. When we travel, typically at dinner or breakfast, we recap the day. We laugh, we tell stories….Tim talks to the camera.

I’m the travel planner of my family. I do all the research, plan the hotels, the transportation, the meals, the attractions. ABD would take that constant pressure off me making sure whatever is next is lined up and let me just enjoy the moments with my family. While I’m sure there are people who travel solo on ABD, it’s not really designed for that. There are tons of solo group tours companies out there.

I have never done ABD, I’ve looked into it and can’t justify the cost when I can plan something similar or better on my own for much, much less. But Tim hasn’t convinced me this is something I should spend $20,000-$30,000 on for my family of four especially showing me the same boring buffet every.single.day.

 

[Havok Karlsberg]

I'd love to know why BOG keeps sending these losers on trips. Not a chance in hell they're making a return on that investment.

 

[Quasimodo]

I was thinking there is an ulterior motive with the Whataburger shit (no pun intended) because I didn't understand why she'd be obsessed with WAB when, as others mentioned, they never even bother with In-n-Out all the times they've gone to California which is really a shame because In-n-Out >>>>>>> Whataburger and they're really missing out (but of course Dimothy also can't survive without absolutely having bacon on his burger).

Then I figured, nah, Ginn just sees something that's in her narrow path of vision (in this case a Whataburger at the airport) and then it's all she can focus on. She won't see an In-n-Out at any airport, so therefore, out of sight out of mind. I guess no influencers on her IG feed are posting from In-n-Out because it doesn't need influencers to sell its food.

Also, I just made a late-night dinner of ramen with raw egg blended in and I have no idea how Ginn could have messed that up so bad to get her ramen shits. Not my usual choice for dinner but it's my 40th birthday weekend and each day has been basically hanging out at the pool all day with friends and family (with World Cup viewing weaved in) and some salty rameny goodness hit the spot. And not a single one of us got a sunburn, including my very pale friends, because we were all applying and reapplying sunscreen all day. Amazing how that works. It ain't a weekend at the Waldorf Astoria but I already did a solo national park trip last month and I'm having a blast just spending quality time with quality friends and family. My BFF and I have known each other for 32 out of 40 years of life, but we don't do coffee tunes and tag each other on pics of our backwashed spitty drinks, are we even "great friends"????