The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

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eatcherheartout

eatcherheartout

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Quasimodo said:
The chick must have heatstroke to say that.
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She definitely got a lot of sun. You can see the tan lines from her sunglasses.

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She said even wearing a hat and using sunscreen they got “nice and golden.” She went on to say, “this is Texas and there is sun.” I’m pretty sure there is sun in Orlando too.
 
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dlbf

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eatcherheartout said:
I don’t typically watch Jackie Super Enthused but I thought I’d skim her latest video where she shows the rides, food and shows at the Universal Kids park and she is dressed like a giant toddler. I know people like her but I’m sorry this is an almost 50 year old woman. She looks ridiculous.

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I know she has her own thread here but it’s not very active.

Shes riding these rides that are meant for children.
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I don’t understand how she gets a pass on this. I understand she was invited out but riding literal children’s rides as a childless (almost) 50 year old adult is fucking weird. She gives me the ick.

I will say she does work hard to get her videos out immediately and she does provide a lot of information but I can’t look past the fact that she acts like a toddler. Fucking bizarre.
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I was watching a Super Enthused video the other day and commenting on how she looks pretty good for being almost 50. My husband is like.. does she have kids, is she married, etc? I said no kids and I think she has had numerous husbands. He was like "oh, well clearly shes a nightmare". 😂

I think she gets away with the ridiculousness because she's pretty boring. Don't see too much of her life, so not much to pick at other than the silly outfits for her age. I'd guess most people think she is younger than actuality.
 
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bumpire

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Disney0914 said:
The park seems so underwhelming from the clips I have watched online. It definitely needs trees and shade and more greenery. I saw the Bumpy at the end of the coaster and was like whatttt??? Put some plants around. Looked like a shed was set up.

I would definitely visit if this was within an hour of my house and my kids were the target age. But I would never take a plane ride and book a hotel to make this a vacation. They might do fine just with locals, it’s cute enough for something to do on a weekend. Just surprisingly skimpy for Universal to put its name on.
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Jackie takes a break from climbing on the bunk bed and eating Kraft Mac n cheese to read a welcome letter from Universal: welcome to those who are local (across the street), regional (coming from Dallas), or national (like the FL grifters). No welcome to international guests because I guess someone had the good sense to realize nobody would travel internationally for this.
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Also I know restrictions are in place for the park but I see this whole thing as a Trojan horse. Oh dang, nobody wants to visit the park aimed at 3-8 year olds so we HAVE to build giant roller coasters and dark rides (for the community sake!!)
 
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Quasimodo

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Her poor, poor shoulders. They've suffered so much. That's a dress to wear if you're a much, much smaller cup size. Those poor straps. Bitch if you can't just find some supportive bras, then go get a breast reduction. Maybe it'll help with the poor posture, too.

She seriously learned absolutely nothing from losing her mother to skin cancer. She seriously thinks she's just immune to actual health scares, aside from ramen diarrhea shits. She's going to have a miserable second half of her life with this "lifestyle" of hers.
 
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Of course they are in TX when I’m at WDW. 😂 I was wondering if we’d see them in the wild on property somewhere so I could report back on how weird they looked having SMG following Tim around or having an entourage of “staff” to take their kids to the parks. And they were at TL the same day we were which is weird—so is that video still coming out?? We are here a while longer so there’s still a chance I’ll see them. I’ve seen zero vloggers so far and we’ve been to a lot of places. Probably too hot for them. I did see a guy in MK wearing the stupid fan hat (backwards too) and thought he’s probably a Tim stan. 🤣
 
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banana.time

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I think the park looks fine for the age range of 3-8. But I have to say their lack of paint is really bad. I think of Suess Landing in IOA and there’s color everywhere. This park is just plain concrete upon plain concrete with a splash of color here and there.
 
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mjm9

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Tim is so annoying!

In this Day 4 CR slog, anytime the group was on a bus Tim has diarrhea of the mouth constantly talking over the tour guide’s narration. 🤦🏻‍♀️

I did enjoy that Tim got stuck on the first zipline cause he used his brake too much and stopped short of the landing tower.
 
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Disney0914

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The park seems so underwhelming from the clips I have watched online. It definitely needs trees and shade and more greenery. I saw the Bumpy at the end of the coaster and was like whatttt??? Put some plants around. Looked like a shed was set up.

I would definitely visit if this was within an hour of my house and my kids were the target age. But I would never take a plane ride and book a hotel to make this a vacation. They might do fine just with locals, it’s cute enough for something to do on a weekend. Just surprisingly skimpy for Universal to put its name on.
 
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bumpire

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Sounded like Dim was sploogin all over the floor at this part of the home tore. Likely from seeing squidward’s ass
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banana.time said:
I think the park looks fine for the age range of 3-8. But I have to say their lack of paint is really bad. I think of Suess Landing in IOA and there’s color everywhere. This park is just plain concrete upon plain concrete with a splash of color here and there.
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Jackie puts it in the same league as the west coast and east coast parks 😲
 
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Forest

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Look at this asshole at Attractions using Twitter to “encourage” their kid onto going on the water ride. Oh so sorry you didn’t get the footage you wanted. Reminds me of the Trackers


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