The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[xmasbdaygirl]

Paris is not going to be kind to them. I’m here for it.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

.5 will soon need to be .25.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

That is Lex from Lost Bros clothing

Can we go back to this? Why is BOG hosting a t-shirt company? I'm really starting to think whoever said this is a giant pyramid scheme is on to something.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I did some poking around and this is what they are doing with Be Our Guest Vacations. The real money for them comes from selling DVC stays, which is obvious when Tim is flat out reading the talking points provided by BOG.

I think the ABD trip and the Paris stay are some sort of "award" for hitting benchmarks. Like--if you sell 100 DVC stays--you'll get this...

There is a video explaining the program. It doesn't mention the awarded stays I mention, but I think that their motivation for pushing this crap. It won't let me link the video itself, but it's here

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Basically--they aren't working for themselves anymore, they are exclusively working as salespeople for this company at this point.

 

[Cold&Bitter]

Dim's tombstone:

"Here lies Dim
He died early because his wife didn't do shit
But at least his ego was fed well"

There once was a vlogger named Tim
Whose mind was incredibly dim
His voogs were a slog
His wife, a hog
With personalities as weak as his chin

 

[Quasimodo]

Even if they were normally tolerant of a heatwave with no AC, I know that the jet lag and time change can make that heat even more intolerable. May they have the experience they deserve.

 

[rageblackouts]

Please forgive this question since I don’t have kids of my own, but isn’t it kind of crazy that their first actual trip away from the kids is to PARIS?? I know they went to Virginia a couple weeks ago but Virginia to Paris is a huge jump. I also know Tim and Jenn are a different breed of “parents,” but I don’t think I could go on an international trip and leave my kids behind without being consumed with anxiety the entire time I was gone.

 

[Cocobean9]

Welcome to Paris Bojanowski family 🫠

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I wish we could get a “What We Did When Mom And Dad Went To France” vid. Oliver completed potty training. Both boys went to sleep easily and slept soundly through the night, Oliver without the sleep sack. Jackson tried dozens of new foods and loved most of them. The boys picked up all their toys every night. Both boys learned that they sit (and stay seated) whenever eating. They learned basic manners and not to be grabby and to say please and thank you. Amanda thoroughly cleaned the house, including the folded shirt and shoes on that table and put away the Happy Birthday decorations. I bet she even had time to finish painting the exercise Tim's room.

Can you imagine how glorious it must have been, for the first time in their lives, they spent almost an entire week without a camera shoved in the faces. I am happy just thinking about what an amazing week they had.

 

[Littlemuv1]

.5 will soon need to be .25.

On behalf of @And Now It's Time to Splu

#252
.5 will soon need to be .25

 

[erry]

Y’all I just saw Tim. He was coming out of the plaza on Narcoossee and Dowden. Right near the Wawa. (I was going into Wawa and he literally pulled out behind me) I got pictures this time. But they aren’t the best. I know some people are a little skeptical when I say I see them. It’s always in this little corner. I can’t figure out what business he could’ve been in but I’m sure a homevlog might tell us eventually. You Internet sleuths could also do some digging to see what business they could have over there lol. The only one I can think of is Tijuana Flats. I wouldn’t be surprised if Jenn made him run there for that mediocre at best food.
The last time I saw him I told yall the attachment looks stupid. Still stands. 2nd pic is him turning right on Dowden, left on Narcoossee

 

[Maleficent50]

If they are heading over here to Europe they are in for a shock. There’s a massive heatwave happening here and due to the heat a lot of the rides at DLP are not running according to a lot of posts I’ve seen. I’m here for the meltdowns from Tom and Jan.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I've been watching the snoozefest of the last two days.

Tim is ready to go immediately on an Adventures By Disney trip. He's thinking a dude ranch in Montana (he really meant Wyoming). Which I think is great--but I think he's thinking about going without his family because he never once mentions--in a few years when O is older enough. He's ready to go right immediately after this trip.

Tim went to the goodbye dinner wearing his Protect Florida Springs shirt and somehow realized---he was not dressed appropriately. I'm quite surprised he even acknowledged this because I'm virtually positive that these people dressed nicely for dinner most nights while Tim wore an actual peeling graphic tee one night.

What a fucking loser.

 

[Galorious]

I was away this weekend and I'm still catching up. I was a big girl and drove with my daughter to Atlanta on Friday. 7 1/2 hours in the car, one stop--Buc-ees. WNBA game, FIFA Fan Fest, Georgia Aquarium, Coca Cola World, College Football Hall of Fame...back in the car 6am Sunday morning. Tim could never and he travels for a living.

Seeing as it looks like they are traveling someone internationally with the late flight and this is probably the trip that got the passport for...what would have happened if Tim's mom didn't die? They must have had all this travel planned for a while now...California, Costa Rica, Texas, now wherever this trip is....were they really considering bailing on her for a month or so? And what about Grandpa...now that Grandma has died so we just not care about supporting him?

I'd laugh my ass off if they're heading for Disneyland Paris. They've a heatwave so bad they've had to shut all the outside rides, shut food kiosks and cancel the fireworks. The hotel air con is restricted by French law so it's crap. They'll hate it!!

Disclaimer. I haven't read the rest of the thread yet so I don't know if they've announced where they're at yet. I got a bit excited

 

[Quasimodo]

Can't wait for the stans to watch this voog next month and all exclaim, "wowowowowowow Ginn your cooter is glowing! You're so trendy, wearing a dress with noticeable built-in padding that is too small for your boobies! I'm going to get the same dress so I can also look like a dehydrated elephant! You really work those ears! What's your secret?"

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I still think it’s pretty audacious of Jen to sit on that couch practically in tears because single parenting is soooooo hard you guys without Tim there (even though her sister was there most of the day) and then to leave the country leaving her sister to deal with TWO KIDZ assumingly completely on her own. How in the hell do the stans not see what a shitty ass mother she is. Come on, wake up and smell the coffe (with or without the tunes included).

IT'S A WORK TRIP!!!!! Do you bring your kids to work? NO! Jenn is WORKING!!!!!! She works really, really, really hard. You have no idea what it's like to work as hard as Tim and Jenn!!!! WORK TRIP!!!!

 

[Galaxyprincess]

They are going to hate France so much

 

[Galaxyprincess]

The coach of the French national soccer team went back home from the world cup because his mom passed away. Tim couldn't be bothered to leave DL.

 

[cavamom]

Travel vlogger Jennifer Tracker: “We don’t have Whatanurger in Florida”
Google:

But of course if it’s not happening in a 15 mile radius of lake Nona then it’s not in Florida.

 

[banana.time]

Did anyone see that Collin Gosselin wrote a book about his life and experiences growing up with his nightmare of a life?
Only 15-20 years until we get a tell all book from O.