The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[hcslacs]

Tim says he wishes Jen were there to join him in the hot spring pools, which . I guess at least he realizes she wouldn’t do any of the rest of the stuff he’s been doing, like zip lining. But it’s a bit glaring that he doesn’t mention wishing the boys were there. Not even The Golden One.

 

[ETsMomma]

Can we call him Timmy TwoShits- both for the amount of bathroom trips and also for how he doesnt give two shits about rules?

 

[Littlemuv1]

If this last photo is J, he looks like something from Children of the Corn. Someone could at least have told him to smile.

 

[CoasterHo]

I find it interesting that on their IG, the #hosted @universalkidsresort is on allllll of their posts, EXCEPT the POV on the roller coaster. What a freaking turd.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Her poor, poor shoulders. They've suffered so much. That's a dress to wear if you're a much, much smaller cup size. Those poor straps. Bitch if you can't just find some supportive bras, then go get a breast reduction. Maybe it'll help with the poor posture, too.

She seriously learned absolutely nothing from losing her mother to skin cancer. She seriously thinks she's just immune to actual health scares, aside from ramen diarrhea shits. She's going to have a miserable second half of her life with this "lifestyle" of hers.

Didn’t she have her own skin cancer scare not too long ago? Didn’t they biopsy a spot or two? It was negative but wouldn’t that put some sort of fear in you?

 

[Forest]

Happy Juneteenth to everyone!

 

[Quasimodo]

She definitely got a lot of sun. You can see the tan lines from her sunglasses.

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She said even wearing a hat and using sunscreen they got “nice and golden.” She went on to say, “this is Texas and there is sun.” I’m pretty sure there is sun in Orlando too.

Boy these vloggers, they’re so smart! Wait till they hear you can get burned when it’s cloudy too!

 

[Blessyourheart]

Well over on FB these two turds go get face painting without their kids- colored me shocked.
Jennbo get the partial princess Poppy make/up (whoever that is). The TMs shout out hi PP wherever she goes. She is so freaking in love with herself and all the attention.
Meanwhile the kids are probably having a blast without their clown of a mother.

 

[macbeths]

It would have been nice to see what Tim was seeing instead of just seeing Tim.
Does not make me want to use ABD at all.

 

[Orangebird]

@hcslacs omg Tim’s Bluey balls. I’m

 

[ETsMomma]

I’ve seen multiple influencers and regular people I know complaining that they’ve been stuck in tx due to flight delays from weather- here’s hoping they got caught too

 

[ETsMomma]

One review I read said the only similarities between this and Universal Epic is neither have adequate shade.

 

[hcslacs]

The latest Costa Rica vid is up if anyone is having trouble sleeping tonight.

 

[cavamom]

Did anyone see that Collin Gosselin wrote a book about his life and experiences growing up with his nightmare of a life?
Only 15-20 years until we get a tell all book from O.

I also thought about J and O when I read about Colin’s book. J and O’s experience isn’t that far off, although they don’t have crew in their house or as big of a following. It’s still constant invasion of privacy. And maybe even worse when your parents are the ones sticking the camera in their faces.
Someone should send a copy of this book and Shari Franke’s book to the tracker residence. That would make a fun book club!

 

[eatcherheartout]

Oh the sunburn...but no I don't see a lot of locals paying those sort of prices for maybe more than one visit especially when there's Six Flags in the area. And if they want something kid friendly there's a Peppa pig park not that far either with better prices and similar rides.

I have an almost 4 year old and this isn’t a park I would vacation to. Now if we were already in the area for whatever reason then maybe we’d stop by but it’s definitely not my top choice of kid friendly parks to vacation to especially in the summer and the Texas heat.

 

[hcslacs]

Tim is so annoying!

In this Day 4 CR slog, anytime the group was on a bus Tim has diarrhea of the mouth constantly talking over the tour guide’s narration.

I did enjoy that Tim got stuck on the first zipline cause he used his brake too much and stopped short of the landing tower.

And the zip line guy actually reprimanded him a little. It was awesome.

 

[bakerbetty]

Oops! Someone forgot the "I'm a skinny super model" filter!

 

[Galaxyprincess]

How is it comfortable to be walking around and going on rides braless. I hate bras but as a larger chested lady, the girls need to be contained when out and about.

 

[mjm9]

I’m not sure why you are asking why it’s okay for Tim to attend kid activities solo or why it’s okay for him to go to events that are geared for children because everyone here agrees that it’s not okay. I especially found it creepy that Tim said he was going to go see what the kids were doing when he was in Costa Rica. I’ve also criticized Tim and Adam the Woo for going on children rides together at a carnival. I don’t think it’s okay that Tim does anything that he does.

I could have phrased it better.
No, Tim’s antics are not okay!
But he is Teflon Tim and people (not TLs) let his actions slide. I have not seen him get any hard consequences for his abhorrent behavior.
(sure Disney dropped him from their vlogger media list. But he doesn’t bring much to the table anyways. And he sneakily worms his way around it with plus ones and Stan CMs)

btw - I appreciate your posts. Keep being you!
You have a voice here. The blends of all the posters povs makes for an interesting read.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

My partner spent today driving his brother to the Bay Area to get skin cancer removed from his face. I don't think he even spends a lot of time outside.