The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

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I think the park looks fine for the age range of 3-8. But I have to say their lack of paint is really bad. I think of Suess Landing in IOA and there’s color everywhere. This park is just plain concrete upon plain concrete with a splash of color here and there.
Jackie puts it in the same league as the west coast and east coast parks 😲
 
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Jackie takes a break from climbing on the bunk bed and eating Kraft Mac n cheese to read a welcome letter from Universal: welcome to those who are local (across the street), regional (coming from Dallas), or national (like the FL grifters). No welcome to international guests because I guess someone had the good sense to realize nobody would travel internationally for this.
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Also I know restrictions are in place for the park but I see this whole thing as a Trojan horse. Oh dang, nobody wants to visit the park aimed at 3-8 year olds so we HAVE to build giant roller coasters and dark rides (for the community sake!!)
Yeah there is no way it will survive in its current form in five years. Frisco was sort of a weird area to put it really. It's pretty suburban and sort of out of the way from the main parts of the metroplex. I had a colleague who wasn't familiar with the area who thought of moving there until she realized what the commute time would be to our Ft Worth office.
 
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I don’t understand the reasoning behind the lack of trees. Like did they not even consult a landscape architect? Anyone who understands the basic needs and psychology of humans?

Of course they wouldn’t welcome anyone international, cause no one feels like getting detained and kidnapped by some microdicked ICE gestapo losers in TX anyway.
 
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One review I read said the only similarities between this and Universal Epic is neither have adequate shade.
 
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I don’t understand the reasoning behind the lack of trees. Like did they not even consult a landscape architect? Anyone who understands the basic needs and psychology of humans?

Of course they wouldn’t welcome anyone international, cause no one feels like getting detained and kidnapped by some microdicked ICE gestapo losers in TX anyway.
Especially in Frisco it is fairly red there last I checked.
 
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The chick must have heatstroke to say that.
She definitely got a lot of sun. You can see the tan lines from her sunglasses.

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She said even wearing a hat and using sunscreen they got “nice and golden.” She went on to say, “this is Texas and there is sun.” I’m pretty sure there is sun in Orlando too.
 
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I thought Universal Kids wasn't allowing POV videos? Another instance where the Trackholes don't have to follow rules. I hope they bust him on it. Jerkoff.
 
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She definitely got a lot of sun. You can see the tan lines from her sunglasses.

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She said even wearing a hat and using sunscreen they got “nice and golden.” She went on to say, “this is Texas and there is sun.” I’m pretty sure there is sun in Orlando too.
Boy these vloggers, they’re so smart! Wait till they hear you can get burned when it’s cloudy too!
 
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Can we call him Timmy TwoShits- both for the amount of bathroom trips and also for how he doesnt give two people about rules?
 
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What in the bad body, losing weight but refuse to workout kind of body is this. Girl, fix your bleeping posture. Do a sit up or 2 while you’re at it. Jeez. You should’ve just stayed fatter, if you insist on looking like a sloppy mess.
FYI, I’m never gonna be the thinnest in the room, but you’d never catch me looking like this especially if a camera is on lol.
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Seeing her waddle in that gray frock makes it clear 1) That she is not wearing a bra, 2) That she needs to wear a bra, 3) Any picture that flattens her chest is heavily edited.
 
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I find it interesting that on their IG, the #hosted @universalkidsresort is on allllll of their posts, EXCEPT the POV on the roller coaster. What a freaking curd.
 
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Well over on FB these two tubes go get face painting without their kids- colored me shocked.
Jennbo get the partial princess Poppy make/up (whoever that is). The TMs shout out hi PP wherever she goes. She is so freaking in love with herself and all the attention.
Meanwhile the kids are probably having a blast without their clown of a mother.
 

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