The Tim Tracker #251 Jenn Yapper

[xmasbdaygirl]

I’m assuming HE GOT THE MEMO, he , unlike the others in his group, just didn’t pay attention. After all, he thinks he knows better than everyone else. I can only imagine how fed up the others were with him & what they said in private about this loser!

Oh, do you mean like when the skunk is walking around in the restaurant and the server tells Tim--oh, that's a skunk and Tim refuses to believe the person who lives and works there and googles it to learn that it was, in fact, a skunk. Even telling the story, you could tell he could not believe that server was right about it belng a skunk.

When you travel, especially when you travel internationally, you have to be open minded and learn from the people whose country you are visiting. Oh Paris is gonna be fun.

 

[PistachioNut]

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Molly flying to Europe. It’s got to be Paris.

I was in Paris one year at this time & it was BRUTALLY INSANELY HOTTTT! Enjoy, BoJos

 

[Orangebird]

I love Paris in the springtime, I love Paris in the fall, I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles, I love Paris in the winter when it drizzles. I love Paris…why oh why do I love Paris…because the Bojos will hate it there.

Tim ‘I didn’t get the memo’ Tracker ….dude…you shouldn’t need a memo it’s called class. you don’t need to keep proving that you are ignorant trash. Oh boy…Paris is going to really highlight the trashiness of the Trackers. This is why French people hate Americans.

 

[hcslacs]

They could surprise me, but I doubt they will actually leave the Disney bubble and go into Paris. It’ll become one of Jen’s famous “we will have to come back” things. Oh, “and bring the boys, they’d love it”.

But even staying within the DLP bubble will still send Tim into a tizzy I’m sure.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Dim will be horrified with the amount of coffee and wine that is consumed in the city. Also, I can only imagine his disappointment in French cuisine.

 

[S. McQueen Light]

Dim will be horrified with the amount of coffee and wine that is consumed in the city. Also, I can only imagine his disappointment in French cuisine.

There is always a Royal Cheese at McDonald’s.

 

[EthelMay]

Dim will be horrified with the amount of coffee and wine that is consumed in the city. Also, I can only imagine his disappointment in French cuisine.

That and you can buy champagne on Main Street.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I can almost see him sanctimoniously telling some poor bored waiter we don't drink.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Dim will be horrified with the amount of coffee and wine that is consumed in the city. Also, I can only imagine his disappointment in French cuisine.

Wine?!?! That has alcohol and we don’t drink!!!!!!

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim will be horrified with the amount of coffee and wine that is consumed in the city. Also, I can only imagine his disappointment in French cuisine.

oh god we’re going to get Ginn going on and on and on and on about the most stereotypical French tit she wants to shove down her throat, I bet. witch will be obsessed with hunting down escargot and fois gras and crepes (to squeeze to death with her nasty nails) in the airport on the way back. She’ll come home with a Chanel purse that costs twice as much as her LV purse. They’ll spend the next 6 months trying to pronounce “croissant” in a terrible French accent. Dim will dimsplain that only sparkling wine from Champagne can be called champagne. Ginn will tell us they were offered champagne but they don’t drink you guyzzzzzz.

Dim can’t even pronounce “haricot verts”, so this should be a complete butchering of the French language.

 

[PistachioNut]

Are the Vloggers being #hosted at Disneyland Paris for some sort of Pixar celebration event? I cannot find anything else happening in the near future there.

Hopefully Tim and Jenn have a paid chaperone to entertainer them through France.

I’m not hoping for that at all! These travel “ experts “ are supposed to educate us on how to navigate a trip to & around France. So show us how you prepared for this International trip so expertly ON YOUR OWN

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

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Going back to yesterday, this picture reminded me that Tim still isn't wearing his wedding band.

 

[PistachioNut]

Coffee tunes for today…

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That doesn’t look like her usual calorie laden drink. It also looks full of caffeine. I wonder if it’s decaf

 

[airbusA330]

Will tomorrow’s post be ‘champagne tunes?’

I’m still amazed she’s stuck with coffe tubes longer than she tried being a mom or working a real job.

 

[BobbyC83]

I have a lot of catching up to do. Just got back from Ft Lauderdale/Keys/Miami beach. I survived the Great Fire of 2026 Ft Lauderdale Turnpike. Jenn would whip out her phone and record smoke/fire just for engagement and comments.

 

[Quasimodo]

I have a lot of catching up to do. Just got back from Ft Lauderdale/Keys/Miami beach. I survived the Great Fire of 2026 Ft Lauderdale Turnpike. Jenn would whip out her phone and record smoke/fire just for engagement and comments.

I mean, without Ginn filming rain on the highway and saying only in Florida can you see the rain, I never would have known such a "fun fact"!

 

[Quasimodo]

Because Dim is an entitled head who also rides an e-bike on a beach with turtle nesting grounds.

 

[Divechik]

We don't drink guuuyyysss but when in France... (also can't wait for the complaining about all the "foreign" stuff and the heat with no ac)

 

[Quasimodo]

 

[rockatansky]

Rubbing my hands with glee. I can't wait for them to feel the full furnace blast we're facing over here atm with zero AC anywhere. They're going to melt.