The Tim Tracker #245 The camera is not your therapy session

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Ok this was too fun. here are a few titles from the top half of my library that describe Jenn. Saw several for Tim too…might do those next lol.


Unstable - Adema
Ravenous - Arch Enemy
Deadweight-Beck
Poison-BBD
Just Go Away-Blondie
No Sense -Cat Power
A Common Disaster -Cowboy Junkies
Sleep -The Dandy Warhols
Big Thing - Duran Duran
Swine - Elvis Costello
Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell -Flaming Lips
Dirty, Filthy - Gwar
Gutless - Hole
Dum Dum Girl - Talk Talk
Too funny I was going to put Big Thing & Poison on my list but thought it was getting long
 
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Anyone else feel a resurgence of ‘Jenndoesit’ happening in the near future?
I hope she does just cause it would mean less videos to the main channel, hopefully accelerating their demise

I just checked social blade, they're still holding steady at 2M over the past 30 days
 
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Yall have me cracking up sitting here with my coffee trying to think of a song that would work. I think "What's My Age Again?" By Blink 182 would suffice for her.
 
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The Sephora Haul - how 'out of touch' are you Jenn? Seriously, over $600 for skincare and A) it can't take away your greasy image and B) so many folks are struggling these days and here you are showing your 'stans' all this $$ wasted (and I mean wasted) on products you will never use consistently. You can't even remember to apply sunscreen when you are outside and you think we are going to believe you use these items all the time. That $600.00 could have been better spent - maybe hire someone to clean Fort Pampers?
I see that Gin's new bestie Adam Hattan will have a mega vlog coming soon of his recent budget trip, wonder if Dim & Gin met up with him
 
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From Dim & Nick's Muppets Day...the unboxing of the Star Wars blind box
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I see that Gin's new bestie Adam Hattan will have a mega vlog coming soon of his recent budget trip, wonder if Dim & Gin met up with him
And will Dim tag along as miserable third wheel again or just let his wife have her fun? She never gets out, ya know!
 
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Just scrolled through the Sephora stories and kept thinking- her skin looks so bad. It’s clearly super dry, sagging and the texture is not good. She has terrible eye bags.
Those expensive peels aren’t doing tit for you.

Why would anyone use a thing she is shilling? Who looks at this and says I want my skin to look like hers?
 

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Seriously has she ever been anywhere by herself other than a resort or ship in the past few years? New York doesn't count since she had a minder. I couldn't stand being that dependent and helpless.
 
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I would love to see her bring back Jenn Doesn’t Do It. Because it’s hilarious watching her try to be a beauty influencer. And we could see the Amazon vanity get used again (or did it get repurposed into something for the kids’ crap).

It would also pull her from editing videos for the main channel and drive Tim crazy.

I don’t think she will though. She’s found her IG now unfortunately. Posting on Jenn Does it would actually be smart, she would also get YouTube bucks for it. But lazy.
 
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Seriously has she ever been anywhere by herself other than a resort or ship in the past few years? New York doesn't count since she had a minder. I couldn't stand being that dependent and helpless.
We are a one car household due to finances and because I work from home and my sons school is walking distance, having only one car works. My partner takes the car to work and I walk my toddler to and from school. I drive myself to run errands on the weekends and to the gym in the evenings but right now the car is having some issues and we can’t afford to fix it. My partner does a little trick to get it in a drivable condition but I’m not comfortable driving it so he has been driving me to do errands and to the gym and I hate it. I feel useless not being able to drive myself on a simple errand. I dont know how Jenn can live that way.
 
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We are a one car household due to finances and because I work from home and my sons school is walking distance, having only one car works. My partner takes the car to work and I walk my toddler to and from school. I drive myself to run errands on the weekends and to the gym in the evenings but right now the car is having some issues and we can’t afford to fix it. My partner does a little trick to get it in a drivable condition but I’m not comfortable driving it so he has been driving me to do errands and to the gym and I hate it. I feel useless not being able to drive myself on a simple errand. I dont know how Jenn can live that way.
I felt the same way when I broke my leg and couldn't drive for almost 3 months. I felt horrible asking my husband to drive me to Walmart. I just can't imagine having a second car in the driveway that is used by nannies and Jenn refuses to drive it down the street.

And before all you lurkers start saying---but....but....she has anxiety!!!! People who have actual anxiety don't do the tit she does. They work hard to get through the day. They work hard to make themselves better. We're pushing 10 years of incapable Jenn here.
 
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We are a one car household due to finances and because I work from home and my sons school is walking distance, having only one car works. My partner takes the car to work and I walk my toddler to and from school. I drive myself to run errands on the weekends and to the gym in the evenings but right now the car is having some issues and we can’t afford to fix it. My partner does a little trick to get it in a drivable condition but I’m not comfortable driving it so he has been driving me to do errands and to the gym and I hate it. I feel useless not being able to drive myself on a simple errand. I dont know how Jenn can live that way.
See that's what I find about her situation to be really obnoxious she has the means to do pretty much anything she wants. They have a car just rotting away that she could use. The six hundred dollars she spent so carelessly on makeup she'll never used most people could only wish for that money to help with rent, house payments, or other bills they have. She is really a selfish oblivious witch.
 
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Re the Adam Hattan thing, Jenn will want to meet up with him to virtue signal about her gay friend that she might or might not have caught it from. Tim, a hard no. He blatantly doesn’t like Adam, and the fact that Adam is slumming it on a budget trip will horrify Tim. No pretentious lunches this time.
 
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That amount of $ on skin care is just wild. It’s especially crazy when there’s nothing aspirational about her look. She couldn’t even be bothered to fix herself up to film the video. When an influencer with great hair and clothes and makeup posts their several hundred $ haul, it kind of makes sense. She does it and it’s like…why? Why would I spend that amount of $ to look completely ordinary?
And in the end, we all get old and wrinkled unless you have a good surgeon. I’d bet it makes no difference if your moisturizer costs $10 or $100.
 
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See that's what I find about her situation to be really obnoxious she has the means to do pretty much anything she wants. They have a car just rotting away that she could use. The six hundred dollars she spent so carelessly on makeup she'll never used most people could only wish for that money to help with rent, house payments, or other bills they have. She is really a selfish oblivious witch.
The Sephora thing--well, not how I'd choose to spend my money, but what I can't look past is--the grift. It's obvious she rarely showers and washes or even brushes her hair. But she's trying to make money off her Sephora purchase?

And they're running this Patreon scam where they aren't even doing anything for $25/month? Nope. If you're making $7000/month from stans, you need to be kissing their asses in that discord, you need to be making them extra content. Instead--she's just flaunting the money the stans are giving her by buying stupid tit like Starbucks every single day and ridiculously expensive beauty products.
 
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That amount of $ on skin care is just wild. It’s especially crazy when there’s nothing aspirational about her look. She couldn’t even be bothered to fix herself up to film the video. When an influencer with great hair and clothes and makeup posts their several hundred $ haul, it kind of makes sense. She does it and it’s like…why? Why would I spend that amount of $ to look completely ordinary?
And in the end, we all get old and wrinkled unless you have a good surgeon. I’d bet it makes no difference if your moisturizer costs $10 or $100.
Even all the surgery in the world wouldn't help with how much she has damaged her skin. Now I imaging J10D with Marlago face.
 
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Re the Adam Hattan thing, Jenn will want to meet up with him to virtue signal about her gay friend that she might or might not have caught it from. Tim, a hard no. He blatantly doesn’t like Adam, and the fact that Adam is slumming it on a budget trip will horrify Tim. No pretentious lunches this time. They’re set for life you know
I'm going to bet that Tim didn't want to meet up with Adam (and I agree, he cannot stand the guy) but Jenn spun it into---oh, Tim's mom is in really bad shape, it's been a lot, so sorry....we can't meet up with you this trip. (tears emoji)
 
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Re the Adam Hattan thing, Jenn will want to meet up with him to virtue signal about her gay friend that she might or might not have caught it from. Tim, a hard no. He blatantly doesn’t like Adam, and the fact that Adam is slumming it on a budget trip will horrify Tim. No pretentious lunches this time.
Is it even a budget trip if you don’t pack a bunch of cans of tuna and mayo in your luggage??
 
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