The Tim Tracker #245 The camera is not your therapy session

[BoPeeps78]

Finally something we all can agree on!

Tim Tracker #246: I don't think we're the most exciting vloggers in the world.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I am just going to repost this one from the last thread because I'm so fucking sick of coffee tubes

TTT 246: Stop Trying to Make Coffee Tunes Happen

 

[Caramadden0404]

We should all post Coffee Tunes suggestions for Gin; mine would be "Why Don't You Get a Job" by The Offspring.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

For me, it's a couple of things, and we sold our DVC a while ago so I don't have a horse in the race here...

The Bojos go to this event just about every single time it's held. This isn't a one off. They go all the time. For many DVC members, this is a once in a lifetime thing--their vacation aligns with the event, they are able to get tickets, they go. That's not the case here. They are using 2-3 tickets for every event they hold at this point.

The monetization of a event that "regular" people can't go to. They are showing something people can't buy tickets for, something THEY can't even get tickets for on their own, they have to rely on a "friend" and they are making money off it.

They have expressed on many occasions that they are not interested in purchasing DVC. OK, fine, I personally don't think DVC is right for them either, but you can't film yourself walking past the DVC booth, mock it and say, you're not going to convince me to buy in and then the next day, go to a member exclusive event. Either you're interested in DVC or you're not. Grifting stays, grifting invites to members only events doesn't fly if you've flat out said to your viewers on several occasions that you wouldn't buy DVC.

 

[Quasimodo]

This was one of my favorite tunes of hers. Face tune, not covfefe tune. This is her on the same day, but IG vs voog.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I'm gonna start right off and give these irresponsible fucks a parenting lesson....TEACH YOUR KIDS TO ASK PERMISSION BEFORE PETTING A DOG. And make the child ask. Every single time. This is a life lesson. You don't just stand up in your wagon stroller and reach out and touch a dog. Especially a little 11 year old dog that might be yappy. Or here's an idea--STOP MAKING MONEY OFF YOUR CHILDREN, then I won't have to judge the fuck out of your parenting every day.

This entire family is just an accident waiting to happen.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Can someone please explain to me why our favorite environmental warrior:

A--needs to have a plastic Starbucks cup 5/7 days in a week?
B--needs to have a plastic straw with her plastic Starbucks cup that has a sippy top on it?

Now typically--I wouldn't judge a person for this but she makes such a big fucking deal about plastic waste and she makes this ridiculous post ever single day that she thinks is a flex but just demonstrates what a hypocrite she is.

I'll also add--the Blueberry Festival and other festivals/Farmers market type things are filled with small businesses selling coffee, tea, lemonade, miscellaneous beverages. Why would you patronize a company like Starbucks and advertise that while supposedly supporting small businesses? Oh, she's a fucking hypocrite.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

I'm leaning towards this too. With a stop at Disneyland so Tim can get off watching the new Bluey show will eating some Bluey treats. Which is sad because I'll miss them by two weeks.

I AM IN DISNEYLAND THURS, FRI, SAT. I AM READY FOR DUTY!

 

[bumpire]

The hat is misspelled. It should say "I'm a wiener."

 

[bakerbetty]

Thank you! I'm sure it's all fine. Maybe it'll help explain the chronic pain and fatigue I've had my whole life, frankly. Unlike Ginn, having my feet planted on the ground and living in reality makes me feel like this is just another thing to deal with - such is life. It could always be worse and the past few weeks have really kept me grounded in gratitude for what I do have. That sounded cheesy AF ugh .

Also I've been meaning to ask and send good thoughts to your husband, I remember he had surgery a few weeks ago, right? I hope all went well with that.



Thank you for the laugh (and support)! I really do appreciate this unwell hateful group

Thank you for asking....he's doing great. They got it all, stage one. No chemo, no radiation. We are extremely grateful.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

It's like she goes out of her way to mock church and church going people.

Then she raises both hands, closes her eyes and does the sterotypical praise Jesus "dance" moves. Some might even call this move racist, it's borderline racist to me. It's definitely blasphemous.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

.5 did not shrink her boobs. But she does look like the shrunken head guy from Beetlejuice.

 

[bumpire]

My recap in a photo

 

[Quasimodo]

Here's a tip for you Jenn....less time putting lip gloss on for the camera....more time doing those dishes which have been in that sink since last night now doubt. How the fuck do these people live like this? She's literally doing nothing. She made herself breakfast. She's boiling eggs. She's going over the Sephora shit AGAIN and those dishes are still there. Tim left, went to Grandma and is back...and you've literally done nothing but feed your face and put on lip gloss.

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JFC, this bitch needs to go to "real world" bootcamp. Aka actually trying to survive a week as a normal adult.

I was up around dawn, got ready, took care of my kitties, cleaned up a hairball mess, ran the dishwasher while taking a shower (what a concept!), had to work on FY27 OKR and budget planning before having several meetings in a row, unloaded the dishwasher between meetings, had about 10 minutes to actually eat my lunch before driving to a doctor's appointment to talk about being referred to a specialist to rule out leukemia (?? thanks doc!!), drove over to Trader Joe's for grocery shopping for the week, chatted with my sister while putting away groceries to meet up tomorrow afternoon at my nephew's baseball game, and made plans with my parents to join them for lunch on Saturday. Finished up some last minute work tasks and now it's almost time to feed the cats before feeding myself.

This bitch is weaponizing incompetence to the point that it should actually be a jailable offense.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I can't even believe them. A stan reaches out to them and invites these non members to a members only event and they ask for a 3rd ticket so they can bring along their own personal camera person stan.

And we've seen Moonlight Magic 100 times already. It's boring mostly because 95% of the stans watching this video aren't eligible to go and the 5% of stans who have DVC, can't go either because non members like them get the tickets.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

See that's what I find about her situation to be really obnoxious she has the means to do pretty much anything she wants. They have a car just rotting away that she could use. The six hundred dollars she spent so carelessly on makeup she'll never used most people could only wish for that money to help with rent, house payments, or other bills they have. She is really a selfish oblivious bitch.

The Sephora thing--well, not how I'd choose to spend my money, but what I can't look past is--the grift. It's obvious she rarely showers and washes or even brushes her hair. But she's trying to make money off her Sephora purchase?

And they're running this Patreon scam where they aren't even doing anything for $25/month? Nope. If you're making $7000/month from stans, you need to be kissing their asses in that discord, you need to be making them extra content. Instead--she's just flaunting the money the stans are giving her by buying stupid shit like Starbucks every single day and ridiculously expensive beauty products.

 

[bumpire]

Jenn arrives for a bra fitting.

“can my husband come in too?”

Tim:

Salesperson: sure I can give him a fitting too

 

[Disney0914]

This must be infuriating. How is one DVC member allowed to take 3 non-DVC members along? Assuming maybe his wife and kids? That is awful and needs to be tightened up. Hope these people are voicing their opinions to Disney.

 

[Quasimodo]

Aren’t the Black Brew Bros usually manning a booth at these festivals? Awkward.

 

[mmc2020]

I haven’t been active here lately, but recently got off my first Disney cruise (Fantasy) and I have thoughts. Overall it was fantastic and I get the hype but it really reinforced how wildly off the trackers are about basically everything and how gluttonous pre GLP-Gin was. Seeing it in real life hits different so for anyone that's interested, I'm sharing my observations.

Cabanas plates are absurdly big. Not just wide but deep. Every time I grabbed food and still had empty space, I kept thinking about Gin’s multi-plate, fully loaded situations. It’s actually more food than it even looks like on camera, which is saying something.

Being late to muster is so rude. You’re holding up an entire station. If it’s outside, people are literally standing packed together in the Florida sun waiting on you. Acting like that’s no big deal is a choice, Dim!

Upper deck/atrium viewing is the move. I took Xmas' past advice and watched shows from above which gave perfect views with little chaos. If Buddy truly has sensory issues, this is such an obvious move.

Character lines are always full. The idea of Dim hovering solo, filming, narrating, and capturing “booty butts” while everyone else is just trying to meet Mickey? WTF!

Filming constantly in shared spaces would be mortifying. Dining rooms, shops, walkways have people everywhere even on a not full sailing. The lack of self awareness/care is insane to me.

How have they never done door decorations or hung a fish extender for the kids!?

Unexpected highlight was a nearly 4 minute horn battle in Nassau with the Wish.

The Wish captain casually having lunch next to us with the Fantasy captain was an unexpected and lovely moment.

Watched a host walk a Tower Suite family right up the Mickey slide for prime Pirate Night fireworks viewing. Too bad Dim never got this cuntcierge perk.

Port Canaveral to the Eagle Creek exit is like 45 minutes. This does not require a potty break for a 44 year old man.

Anyway, I loved the cruise, loved Lookout and would absolutely do one again, but definitely not the way certain losers do it.