They have an order of the plain sliders and fries from the kids menu on the table that I am sure Tim is eating, despite showing him take a bite of that cheesy thing.
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I'm sure there will be a hard cut and a spit take.
That's more like our Timmy, burger and fries at an Indian restaurant.
Because they don’t do the parks with their kids. They don’t do anything at the theme parks other than eat. Jenn does seem to want to go on rides but Tim never wants to because he won’t wait in line. None of the theme park vloggers really do the parks in a way that’s helpful to tourists. They mostly pop in to check out the newest cupcake and that’s it.
Lucky for you
Nick uploaded his Magic Kingdom video with Tim. (I’m posting this here since Tim did feature in the video.) Nick is not good at vlogging. I could barely hear him over all the background noise and he speaks too fast and doesn’t enunciate. A few things of note:
Nick has already rode the new and improved Buzz Lightyear ride. He said he has already done so through work but a cast member friend of his invited him to come to their preview.
Nick is there with his sister and his baby and he does seem genuinely happy to be there with his kid as opposed to The Trackers who hate taking their kids anywhere.
The reason Tim met Nick at the TTC is because that’s where they needed to meet Nick’s cast member friend to get checked in for the preview.
Again, Nick sucks at vlogging. Tim politely adjusts the camera so they are both in frame.
Nick asks Tim if he watched the Hannah Montana reunion. Tim said he did not that he only has 20 minutes a day to watch tv and is currently watching Paradise season 2.
Tim does seem happy to be there. Probably happy to be there without Jenn since she’s always up his ass.
Tim mentions he is a Starbucks reserve member and doesn’t know what this means but he knows he spends a lot of money at Starbucks and they are sending him a card. Google tells me that achieving Starbucks Reserve status (the highest tier) generally requires earning 2,500 Stars within a 12-month period, often costing approximately $2,000 to over $2,500 in total spending on drinks, food, and merchandise.
Tim didn’t actually play while riding Buzz because he was filming with both his camera and phone. He says he would like to ride again and actually play. (Here’s a thought, maybe you should have just filmed the whole thing with your phone. (Just ditch the ridiculously large camera already.)
And everything they film is peddled via social media so I think it fits even accidental.Quoting myself because I just saw that I wrote "peddle".Does that make me a hypocrite now when I make fun of the Trackers or the Cringster?
I see they have been including more “bts” type shots of Jen doing Instagram stuff with Courtney. I bet it makes her feel real important when people see her in the parks with her employee.
Kudos for the recap as I can’t stomach going any wear near that man’s vlogs
Yikes, imagine spending that much money on a tit company with tit coffee.
I thought Black Brew Bros was supposed to be their favoritest ever coffee on the whole planet! /s
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Tim’s 20 minutes of TV per day sounds about as believable as Jackson’s.
They are not smart enough to understand Paradise.
Damn, that's an insane amount of money on coffee, especially since they are so performative about making their coffee drinks at home and don't drink caffeine. I know they (supposedly) get decaf, but that's a lot of money to spend on decaf coffee.Yikes, imagine spending that much money on a tit company with tit coffee.
I thought Black Brew Bros was supposed to be their favoritest ever coffee on the whole planet! /s
My two kids in college and I all share the same Starbucks account...we didn't even hit Reserve status. I still have my OG gold card though, it says since 2014 on it.
Timmy, your 20 minutes of t.v. time, oh I feel so bad for you dude. Nottttt.
There is no one to blame here but you. If the useless human you are married to did even one task a day it would help. And her FOMO doesn't help either. But again, it's all on you. I can't feel sorry for you, Jenn needs to step up and we all know that's not going to happen. This is your life Tim Tracker, welcome to HELL.
There is no one to blame here but you. If the useless human you are married to did even one task a day it would help. And her FOMO doesn't help either. But again, it's all on you. I can't feel sorry for you, Jenn needs to step up and we all know that's not going to happen. This is your life Tim Tracker, welcome to HELL.
I used to really enjoy Kevin Heimbach's videos and his dry humor. I really can't watch him anymore. 90% of his videos are Halloween themed.....even in March.
They are tone deaf and you are 100% correct. I'm sure they will be so busy forgetting about Easter that they'll order some ridiculously overpriced pre-made crappy meal like they did with Thanksgiving that time and pay extra to ship it. SO out of touch.
I still maintain that the not waiting on line is not just because they think they are above it. They don't want to get stuck next to a truth speaker who will call them out on their bull (I TOTALLY want to be that person but I never see them when I'm there). Then they would have to make a decision....sit and listen to it and engage or call attention to it and leave the line.....either way you know by that point cameras would be out so no matter what their reaction would be, it would be on YT in minutes. Easiest thing to do is to not wait in line. I'm sure they don't livestream in public anymore because of that as well (plus you know they can't figure that out). No doubt people would roast them LIVE and they'd again be stuck.
Do I even want to know his stats for this slop? Last I checked his channel was doing bad. Not quite
bad but bad for someone who was Dim's #2 on a poocast for a year. No bump whatsoever.He'd have more time to watch tv anyway if he had less executive dysfunction, spent less time playing pokemon, spent less time peeing, and watched less furry booty butt porn.
Tonight I was in Hollywood Studios so my daughter could meet up with a friend who was visiting with her school from out of town. I had a solo dinner at Hollywood Brown Derby …no Trackers in sight but I did end up seeing Tina Fey. I know I know she is not nearly the celebrity that the Trackers are but what are you gonna do. 
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