The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[erry]

They can’t use their outdoor setup because they found a nicer setup on the beach, and they are jealous because theirs doesn’t compare- I mean because it’s either too hot, and too many bugs. Didn’t they buy new fancy outdoor fans. And the patio is attached to the house, if it gets too hot, take your ass inside.

Ummmm February and March, although there were cold days, there were more “perfect days” than cold. Beautiful, sunny, and very BREEZY days to eat on the patio.

And bitch it’s 2 days into spring, the bugs haven’t even had a chance to really come out yet. What bugs are you dealing with this time of year to deter you away from eating outside?!? Bitch just says shit to prove a point, but she only proves how stupid she is.

Sorry Tim, the bitch ass wife of yours doesn’t appreciate the shit she has at home. 2 full sized kitchens, but you didn’t give her sea breeze. Shame on you Timothy for not pleasing your wife. You failed her.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

You have a dishwasher you stupid bitch.

She's complaining because she has to clean up the dishes from yesterday. Seriously? These people are fucking nasty. How do you go to bed at night with dirty dishes in the sink? Rinse them. Put them in the dishwasher. Hit the button. Magic happens.

But what happened was--they put J$ to sleep in their room last night. And Tim and Jenn also fell asleep. They're having trouble with him...she didn't say this, she just laughs and laughs. But he's 6. It shouldn't take 2 parents putting him to bed in their bed to get the kid to sleep. No mention about O though. Fuck him. No story. No sleepover in mom and dad's room.

She really needs to stop the pacing back and forth in the kitchen thing...it's annoying and she just comes across as crazy. Well, she is crazy...

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Also he knows he can bitch about Budley’s socks (and why doesn’t he remind the kid not to ditch the socks everywhere or make Budley look for his own socks instead of staring at a screen playing Pokémon go) but he can’t bitch about Ginn’s laziness on camera. So he’ll take his annoyance out on the kids and use them as content to vent his annoyances.

Also Ginn could have edited that shit out, so as usual, they both suck.

I'm thinking about the socks way too much now, but there are two super easy solutions to the sock thing.

1--get him a bin/basket/publix bag. Here Buddy.....this is where we put your sucks when your tender feet feel like they need a new pair!
2--make a game out of it. You had 8 socks when we arrived here on AMI. I'm going to set a timer...if you bring me all 8 socks....YOU WIN!!! And we all know Buddy loves winning.

This shit isn't hard, but I guess it's easier to just bitch about it.

 

[hcslacs]

Holy crap this is painful to watch. This whole part in the middle where she is cooking and Tim is trying to talk about why Jackson is bored with piano lessons is just evidence of how much they hate each other. Why is this online.

So far that's been the best part of the vid. It's the "real" Trackers. Jen mentions Jackson is already bored with piano lessons, but Tim has to swoop in and tell the background story to justify his obsession with putting Jackson in lessons. If he's already bored then it's a bad reflection on Tim for going overboard with the pricey piano. Jen doesn't give a shit about Tim's story because it's not about her, plus she needs to make dinner so she makes as much noise as she can and Tim gives us all that look where Jen is lucky the camera is rolling.

 

[Quasimodo]

They are both very confused about a chicken breast vs a cutlet. Ginn says she didn't use Italian seasoned breadcrumbs because she wasn't sure the kids would like it, so she.... used plain bread crumbs and added Italian seasoning. Please make it make sense.

In more nonsense, she's "sad" about dumping the remaining egg mixture out because "do you know how much eggs are???" (Yes, Ginn, we do. Do YOU know how much eggs are? I doubt it. Also move on from the eggs, we got plenty of other things that are overpriced to worry about now). Bitch eats 3 eggs a day for breakfast but now wants to act concerned about chicken-bacteria-infested egg slime being thrown away. They waste so much money on food that they're apparently not even finishing these days, so yet again, more fake nonsensical virtue signaling to sound relatable but just sounding... unhinged.

 

[Cold&Bitter]

Jaberoni just wants to wear her pajamas.

Jaberoni wants to wear her skin.

 

[airbusA330]

Ugh that live show and the kid screaming bloody murder, and their reactions or lack thereof were so fucked.

After 15 years, they struggle to start a live vlog. After six years, they struggle to parent. They’re dumb as rocks.

 

[Quasimodo]

First of all, tell your kid to sit up while eating. Second, she made the top half of her body so thin, her legs actually look larger than normal. Also she made herself look like a person with a terminal illness who is spending their last weekend alive lounging on that chair. Like someone's grandma who got handed their grandchild for a pic.

She looks like she's standing on her tip-toes because the pajama jumper is too long on her. Guess she's coooold and living in new sweatshirts except when it comes to taking pics for the 'gram.

Again, her legs are looking massive. Also Ginn, you're just never going to be Amanda from Summer House. It's honestly just really sad that she's trying to be like a 30-something on reality TV (who makes more money than Ginn will ever make).

Good lord, this dude is pathetic.

Budley still can't swim.

 

[hcslacs]

Jen kinda makes fun of Oliver for just looking at himself in the camera. Hmm, I wonder where he learned that from? He even has the tongue flicking down.

She’s an asshole.

And what did this poor boy do to deserve such a haircut?

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I think it's different when you temporarily think it's one day of the week when it's another and then after a couple of seconds thinking about it in your head, you sort it out. For them, especially for Ginn, they genuinely seem like they don't know what day of the week it is because they can't be bothered, and then they voice it out loud like it's some haha isn't it soooooo funny how we never know what day of the week it is? Like by the time Dim even cognitively makes the decision to say "I think it's Tuesday" he should have sorted it out that it was in fact Tuesday.

Also they both have phones, Dim has an apple watch, they've got the echo show at home which always has a calendar on the home screen, and the stupid overpriced digital calendar.

The have a school aged child...I truly cannot believe this "what day is it" thing isn't just some sort of purposeful thing with them. I think everyone says--oh I can't believe it's only Wednesday, when it's actually Thursday. I think people can lose track of days when you've had a long/busy week or the opposite a slow/boring week or when you're on vacation. But they have a kid in school, which pretty much requires you to always know what day of the week it is with activities or lunch or class events. I call bullshit. It's an act that they think makes them seem more relatable to people because they are oh-so-busy they can't even keep track of what day it is.

And it seems like Tuesday has been their "regular" Disney Springs day lately....so they know that it's Tuesday.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

11 minutes in….
I’m with others. In the opening why is Tim going from the TTC to MK to TTC to MK again?
(CM preview check in is at TTC)

I think Tim was supposed to meet Nick at MK and he was late. And instead of saying, hey Nick, I'm late like always, I'll just meet you at the TTC, he went out to MK to make himself look better to Nick. That entire part should have been edited out.

And for the record, I think Nick was shitty for taking Tim on this ride preview over his sister, who he was already spending the day with at MK. Nick is still desperate for Tim's friendship for some reason, even though Tim is repeatedly an asshole to him.

 

[Orangebird]

I hate to throw ideas their way but kites are a great Easter treat from the bunny. We would get my kids kites or those airplanes that you would wind up with a rubber band and Easter wasn’t Easter without a plastic bat and ball set. We still see them in WM and my kids always point them out.
See Jenn, core memories sweetie, but than again, your too selfish and useless.

She will have to ask the stans again what to put in the kids Easter basket because….well we all know. Lights are on but no one is home and zero fs given for the children all disguised as boss babe strategy for engagement. The stans think they are her bestie for helping and think oh poor Jenn a new mom who needs ideas. Wake up sheeple…she doesn’t give 2 shits about her kids or your lame ideas.

my recommendations for the kids Easter baskets:
oliver …
kid safe scissors to cut out of his inappropriate sleep sack
bubbles because Tim hates them
a stuffed cat because your parents are too selfish and lazy to properly care for a real one
one coupon good for day with your parents without filming or being passed off to a sitter. Oh wait…maybe throw that away.

jackson….
first aid kit for your next injury that your mom will ignore for the camera
chalk to write HELP on your driveway like a castaway
a second switch so you can play while the other is charging and completely ignore you stupid parents
cash in Easter eggs to save up for your eventual escape with Oliver.

 

[Quasimodo]

And if you had two giant Mario fan kids in your house--wouldn't you forgo this preview and take your children to the movies to see it?

Dim's excuse is that he "wanted to get a feel for it" before Budley sees it. And now he's saying it's too scary for Budley to see it in theaters so he should watch it at home.

And yet, they were watching Tarzan while staying at the treehouse...

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE.

 

[mats808]

Another example of why they shouldn’t be filmed eating, no one needs to see the cheese hanging of your beard. Either wipe your face or take smaller bites!!

 

[erry]

And that whole spiel about getting back to theme parks, they needed the time off blah blah blah.
Bitch this is the 12th week of the year, you’ve done 2 cruises, plus this week’s stay on AMI. That’s nearly 3 weeks of time off right there. Must people don’t get that in a year.

You literally just told the world not too long ago that you guys were getting back to theme park content. I don’t watch theme park content personally, so it doesn’t matter to me. But you JUST told the world this not too long ago.

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim says Da Baby "still doesn't really understand how to use a fork". Neither do you or Budley, Dimmy. HE'S HOLDING THE FORK EXACTLY LIKE YOU DO DIM. And it's not like either of them bother teaching the kid. Ginn just laughs at the camera (and Da Baby) and Dim films the kid using a fork... exactly like him. Ginn says Da Baby's fork usage "gives me so much anxiety" as she continues fake laughing.

 

[hcslacs]

Tim’s 20 minutes of TV per day sounds about as believable as Jackson’s.

 

[Quasimodo]

Best Dim can do is give his parents yet another Aura frame. The box is so nice you don't even have to wrap it!

 

[Quasimodo]

Jesus.

Holy crap this is painful to watch. This whole part in the middle where she is cooking and Tim is trying to talk about why Jackson is bored with piano lessons is just evidence of how much they hate each other. Why is this online.

I can't believe and yet can believe that they're surprised that Budley is already bored with piano lessons. The only people who didn't see that coming are his parents. How are they this dumb at parenting and life, it's "wild" as they say.

 

[Quasimodo]

Jenn shows her new AMI shirt.
Tim is now talking about something else
Jenn “oh did you show them my AMI shirt?
* spins for the camera.

Jenn is like yea yea buddy, back to me

Yes Ginn, we saw your millionth generic screen printed tee made in Cambodia, girl. Goes well with your unnecessary influencer-fail giant iced coffee tutorial. You’re killing it girl, wow! Such beauty, such grace, so much glowing! I love that you’re magically losing weight on vending machine cold brew and chips!! Amazing!