The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[Grilled_Cheese]

OA has a new video out today about the Adventure. Tim must really be hating his life that gives him no chance of going on this ship.

 

[Thunderbirdtoo]

Yes, we did, but please don’t ask me where/when it was because I can’t watch them There was a bag with syringe/meds bottle in the fridge which wasn’t mentioned and it would appear from Ginn’s weight loss that the consensus of opinion was correct. I’m not sure if it was intentional to get tongues wagging or if it was an oversight. Either way, why not mention it?

I think it was one of their FW stays. Maybe Halloween, in the RV/trailer? I don't watch their videos, but remember seeing it discussed here (thanks to @Commandereddy and others' recaps).

 

[EthelMay]

Its terrible. Yay for them, they're at the park and doing videos... Whoopee.... It's just them snacking and fondling merchandise.... There is 0 thought or effort put into their videos.

They're still recovering from the "planning" that was done for their ABC video at the MK a month ago

 

[xojamilyn]

I have to admit, I’m still reeling over the dishes in the sink for 3-4 days. Those were either Thursday dinner or Friday breakfast dishes…on late Monday morning. There’s no way that didn’t smell.

There’s no reason why they couldn’t throw them in the dishwasher. With the drought we are in right now, sugar ants come in and it’s so hot. It had to stink so bad in sink and in the garbage they probably didn’t take out.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Same here. I thought, surely someone must find something a little critical to point out? Haha it’s how I found guru actually.

Really had their comment section been normal I doubt I'd give that much thought to their hypocrisy. However, it's sort of astounding how two of the laziest assholes can be such zealous blockers.

 

[EthelMay]

Jenn needs to start watching YouTube for cooking ideas. I found one a couple days ago called Dollar Tree Dinners where she makes economical meals. The ingredients are not bought at dollar tree but a grocery store. She could learn to make meals just by following along.

i have not tried any of her recipes but she used to work at Taco Bell and shows how to make some of the menu items.

Flashback to when Gin was giving Dining at Disney Cheap tips. Think she packed a couple cans/packets of tuna & rolls and her tip was to swipe mayo from the quick service places

 

[bumpire]

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Nick uploaded his Magic Kingdom video with Tim. (I’m posting this here since Tim did feature in the video.) Nick is not good at vlogging. I could barely hear him over all the background noise and he speaks too fast and doesn’t enunciate. A few things of note:

Nick has already rode the new and improved Buzz Lightyear ride. He said he has already done so through work but a cast member friend of his invited him to come to their preview.

Nick is there with his sister and his baby and he does seem genuinely happy to be there with his kid as opposed to The Trackers who hate taking their kids anywhere.

The reason Tim met Nick at the TTC is because that’s where they needed to meet Nick’s cast member friend to get checked in for the preview.

Again, Nick sucks at vlogging. Tim politely adjusts the camera so they are both in frame.

Nick asks Tim if he watched the Hannah Montana reunion. Tim said he did not that he only has 20 minutes a day to watch tv and is currently watching Paradise season 2.

Tim does seem happy to be there. Probably happy to be there without Jenn since she’s always up his ass.

Tim mentions he is a Starbucks reserve member and doesn’t know what this means but he knows he spends a lot of money at Starbucks and they are sending him a card. Google tells me that achieving Starbucks Reserve status (the highest tier) generally requires earning 2,500 Stars within a 12-month period, often costing approximately $2,000 to over $2,500 in total spending on drinks, food, and merchandise.

Tim didn’t actually play while riding Buzz because he was filming with both his camera and phone. He says he would like to ride again and actually play. (Here’s a thought, maybe you should have just filmed the whole thing with your phone. (Just ditch the ridiculously large camera already.)

Kudos for the recap as I can’t stomach going any wear near that man’s vlogs

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

It seems according to Dims IG post that Buzz was an AP preview that you had to sign up for

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Definitely not passholder previews. They've been having Cast Member previews and there was a day while Tim was on AMI that they held media previews. This could be a second media preview type thing or they convinced a CM to let them ride, which wouldn't be shocking after the whole Tron thing where Tim was begging at the TTC for someone to bring him along.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I think Cringy forces them to "play" with others. They used to would ignore a lot of other vloggers existence. I doubt had they got started when a lot of their competition did that they'd be near as successful. They really do live on their own little island.

I agree. I think she's behind them being all buddy-buddy with Molly for sure.

Speaking of playing with others---what happened to Mike? Mike was always around, not necessarily on camera, but a glimpse of his arm, his shadow, his reflection in Tim's glasses. Mike has been MIA. He's still reviewing movies, he even made a ridiculous vlog about his 15+ popcorn buckets from movies he got last year.

 

[bumpire]

Shocked he was able to escape the house
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Gin is that you or is Dim telling Gin to get over herself?
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oh great, we get a break from dildo thumbs just to have Tim thrust his wrinkly penis fingers in our face

 

[Quasimodo]

Tim’s 20 minutes of TV per day sounds about as believable as Jackson’s.

He'd have more time to watch tv anyway if he had less executive dysfunction, spent less time playing pokemon, spent less time peeing, and watched less furry booty butt porn.

 

[jettagirl]

From their IG, they ate at Brown Derby with the third wheel (I still find that so weird). What’s with this bald spot on the back of Jenn’s head though?

 

[Snippysnips]

Tim strikes me more like an eat it straight out of the can kinda guy.

Nah he's definitely more of a drop it all over a dirty table then eat it kindi guy

 

[Littlemuv1]

I watched the video this morning, and it was confusing how much he backtracked—and then suddenly became Nick’s “plus one” on the ride. I assumed Nick got the preview because of his job. So it makes me wonder: did Dim pay Nick to get on, pressure him into letting him ride, or does Nick genuinely want that much of Dim’s approval?

I also found it funny that he opened by saying it was a “very busy day,” yet the park only takes up the first 11 and a half minutes of a 33‑minute video. He even slipped into something Adam used to do all the time: start a sentence expecting a funny punchline, then realize he has nothing and just let it fizzle out. When he walked into the park the second time, he mentioned a plaque and started rambling about opening a park on that day—but then he just stopped talking because whatever joke he was reaching for never materialized.
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Then there’s all the boring footage from the ride. Dim couldn’t even play because he was filming with both hands—his big camera in one and his phone in the other. Probably, because Courtney told him to get extra clips for Instagram and TikTok. He seemed thrilled that you can hold the trigger and automatically hit targets. If he ever brings the kids, he won’t have to help them at all. He’ll just tell them to hold the trigger so he can rack up points without being bothered. They wrap up things at the park with BS talk. It seems Dim either didn’t watch or remember Toy Story 4. He has no idea about Woody leaving the group.

Then it cuts over to Gin. They’re clearly starting to pull double duty now, filming separate things at the same time just to get a video out. She has to recap what she thinks Dim did, and then she plugs an old video for people to go back and watch. When she pulls in, I can’t tell if it’s her sister or Courtney driving. I'm betting on her sister. So, she can stay & watch the kids. They’re in a car driving in, either they have car seats in both cars, or they had to move the car seats into—something they obviously can’t do with the golf cart. Someone is walking with her, too. You can see their shadow, and then part of their leg as they head toward the treehouse.
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We get a tour of the place. Later on, they mention that they brought food for breakfast and lunch, and plan to eat dinner at the restaurants, but this is all the food that’s actually in the fridge, with some fruit, bread & tortillas on the counter.
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They are so out of touch with the real world. He goes over the price of their stay using DVC Rental, and for the $1,200 per night he claims they’re paying, I was able to stay two nights on Bourbon Street in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, in a hotel with two balconies. I was talking to my wife during this part and paused the video while he was reading everything off his phone—and it happened to freeze on this gem of a picture.
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Then it’s back to the rest of the tour. They’re obsessed with how many mirrors and closets there are. They’re also amazed that the shower is basically one big room with the tub inside it. Earlier, they complained that the other bathroom’s shower wasn’t detachable for washing the kids. This one is detachable, but I guess the kids can’t take baths in the adults’ tub, so suddenly that doesn’t matter.
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They’re thrilled with the “old style” of the place and annoyed that it’s being updated. They’re also too lazy to walk to the other section where the food actually is. Dim gives us a pool tour, and they drive over to eat. He points out a bird in the pool and asks J$ if he can see it. Meanwhile, the kids are yelling at a lizard—but the kids couldn’t see anything anyway because the “real world water” feature was blocking their view.

They sit down to eat, and Gin has the kids try the different sauces for their chicken. She’s trying to get them to taste each one by dipping a fork into it. Surprisingly, O$ just goes straight in with his finger and tastes it that way.
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They’re eating, and Dim can’t tell the difference between sweet potatoes and carrots. He also feels the need to explain what a grilled ham and cheese is and how amazing it is, as if it’s some rare culinary discovery. O$ asks Gin, “Why is it called protein?” and instead of turning it into a teaching moment, she just says she doesn’t know. The chicken is extremely crunchy, and she even lifts the mic so we can all hear it.
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They go outside and let the kids play with the Tetris blocks while they sit down and talk to the camera. She’s so proud of her “lifestyle,” saying she never would’ve guessed ten years ago that life would look like this. Honestly, I kind of wish O$ had thrown one of the blocks—they had zero reaction to anything the kids were doing. They just kept talking. And let’s be real: if he had thrown it, that footage would’ve been cut anyway.

They head back to the room and let the kids run ahead of them like it’s a runway. Dim starts setting up the bed. This is a three‑bedroom unit, yet he’s putting bumpers on the bottom bunk. So… do they trust both kids to sleep in the same room, or is J$ getting the regular bed in his own room? Meanwhile, Gin has her eye strips on and is annoyed she can hear the fireworks but can’t see them.

The next morning, they get up to talk about how they slept and how their stay is going so far. They gush about how much they love it, plug DVC Rentals again, and list everything they’re doing later that day.

So my biggest takeaway is this: apparently, we’re only supposed to see them eat dinner at the resort. Everything else is what they brought to eat—except, of course, when they ditch the kids to go to the parks.

I notice they didn’t ‘accidentally’ show Ginn’s GLP-1 in the fridge this time. And isn’t that Dim’s ‘good’ eye that’s shut in the photo? He’s in big trouble if he’s struggling to keep his good eye open. Must be the stress of bringing up 3 kids solo.

 

[cavamom]

Eh. Not every kid learns to ride a bike, especially in the world that we live in today where you can't just send your kids to ride bikes to their friends houses or around the neighborhood without parent supervision.

My older daughter, now 22, never learned how to ride a bike. She was a competitive athlete and our weekends were spent traveling to games since she was 8 years old. She just never expressed interest in bike riding. She had a bike. She's had several bikes. She's never learned or even wanted to learn. She graduates with her master's in a few weeks and has secured a job in her field. She's doing ok for herself.

My son learned at almost 13 during Covid! He just didn’t care when he was younger. Now he has his bike with him at college and rides to class whenever he can.

 

[EthelMay]

Happy Easter my fellow unwell basement dwellers !

 

[Swagmuffin13]

And she was kind out of breath a bit, pacing back and forth like a maniac.

Taking the fat shot doesn’t make you in shape, just makes you lose weight. She still can’t take a walk without needing oxygen

 

[erry]

Also I haven’t watched anything after the AMI video. I do want to comment about Jenn saying she never thought this would’ve been her life…

I don’t know her tone, or the context of why she said it, but it’s all a flex. 10 years ago they were scrounging up money from couch cushions. They were one paycheck away from living in a double wide trailer with yellow linoleum flooring.

Now they are able to afford $1200 nightly hotel rooms, concierge rooms on Disney cruises, <20k weekly stays on the beach etc.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Didn't he disappear around the same time Cringy came on board which was a little after you cruised with them? I'm wondering if something happened then. I remember you mentioning Jess and him running out to Dim during pirate night or something (you can correct me on details) so I'm wondering if someone threw a tantrum that night and decided to distance himself after that.

I'm pretty sure he was a part of the HHN RIP tour with the Dish Upon a Bar/drunken assholes last year. I also believe Courtney was there for that too though. That would have been last August?

But yes, there was obviously a lot of drama on the cruise we were all on...I wonder if cruising with them give people too much of a peek behind the curtain and they run for their lives. I don't recall Jenn mentioning Jess returning over Christmas this year either.

 

[Littlemuv1]

Her feet in the Buzz Lightyear photo! Are they not checking before they post this stuff?