The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[hcslacs]

Typically, they were trying to be relatable by saying how expensive all the merch was. Jen even mentioned she'd be on the lookout for whatever this is at the Outlets because it was $40.

Of course, they had absolutely no problem spending $40 on their fake Indian meal moments earlier. Priorities I guess.

 

[cavamom]

I hate their room tours especially when they’re hosted. They’re such bad actors and so try-hard.

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

I'm surprised superfan Tim didn't make a Happy Birthday post to his all-time favorite Muppet, Bean Bunny, today.

Isn't he just adorable! (Bean, not Tim)
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Let's see how closely Courtney is following along here....

She was following us close enough to see your post about the penny.

 

[GreenIsNotACreativeColor]

Jen kinda makes fun of Oliver for just looking at himself in the camera. Hmm, I wonder where he learned that from? He even has the tongue flicking down.

She’s an asshole.

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And what did this poor boy do to deserve such a haircut?

I haven't watched a video in forever, are they still acting like Buddy #2 is an infant, even though he looks like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle?

 

[erry]

Is Mayo and Dijon mustard too flavorful for the kids? Tim says not to use them because the chicken is for the kids

SN: I’m team rinse your chicken. I cannot deal with chicken slime

Rinse the chicken, sanitize the sink/counter tops..

Not one bit of seasoning was added to that chicken… never beating the allegations.

God.. wtf is she doing to that chicken?!? USE YOUR FUCKING HANDS! Straight from the package into the eggs, then into the breadcrumbs using a fork.
Those poor kids

 

[Quasimodo]

Yeah, no thanks. Something tells me "ellebee" isn't immediately making an omelette after dunking raw chicken in those eggs repeatedly. No wonder the stans think it's totally normal to leave unwashed dishes in the sink for days. These are the same gross fucks who brag about their years-old moldy lemon pigs still sitting on their dusty countertops.

The video is titled "Real life at home" and Tim says at the very end of the video---he'll have to watch the video to see how the kids liked their dinner. Well, if that statement doesn't say what we're all thinking. There is zero communication in that house. Jenn is such an absolutely useless piece of shit--Tim has to watch the video to see how his kids enjoyed dinner. Because she won't tell him. Or he won't ask her. That's their real life, right there in a nutshell.

He doesn't say "hell" but the captioning is picking up what he's really thinking....
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And it's not like he actually will watch the voog.

 

[Quasimodo]

Oh FFS, get over it. Fucking grow up.

She says when Dim gets back from the grocery store (and he took Da Baby), it'll be "about lunchtime (and Da Baby will go down for his nap)". You're telling me it's like 30 minutes to lunchtime and you're just now making your breakfast? That tracks.

Ginn, drink a protein smoothie or something and actually clean your kitchen. Wake up earlier. She seriously just lives her life every day like an unmotivated teenager on summer break.

 

[hcslacs]

“creative” new meal ideas?? Nice to know AI still has a ways to go.

Or maybe it’s so smart that it knows what a shitty cook Jen is and breading chicken is about as creative as she can get.

 

[Quasimodo]

That is quite a crispy waffle.

 

[bakerbetty]

It's about time to post this stuff yet again....these "leopards" have not changed their spots, they just hide them better for the $$$$$$

 

[hcslacs]

Damn you all with your TJ cheese mentions. That’s the only section I avoid at all cost because I have no self-control.

Also, I’m sure she only mentioned hating the sunglasses for engagement. And it seems to have worked. Loads of comments about them. They even seemed to be talking about them during the live as far as I could tell from the stupidly random preview they posted. The sunglasses weren’t specifically mentioned but they were talking about hating things and comments.

 

[erry]

Jenn shows her new AMI shirt.
Tim is now talking about something else
Jenn “oh did you show them my AMI shirt?
* spins for the camera.

Jenn is like yea yea buddy, back to me

 

[bumpire]

He has the worst smile ever. He really looks like a cartoon character rat. Big beaver teeth and gummy smile and tiny BB beady eyes. He's hard to look at - even worse than Dim. That's hard to achieve.

I prefer this rat

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

It’s weird (but not surprising) that they would find that something to laugh about instead of turning off the camera and actively parenting in the moment.

It’s not surprising based on how ineffective and lazy they are as parents but also how bitter, petty, and competitive they were with their own siblings. Ginn no doubt hated that a sister 10 years younger than her got more attention, and Dimmy is almost certainly an oops child and was inferior to his older siblings, especially the oldest 2 who were adopted.

The entire thing actually reminded me of the "You're a bad parent" bit Tim did. It was almost like they were sitting there, watching someone else's children potentially misbehave and were providing a commentary on it, for content.

 

[MommaSis]

T&J guess what a perfect place to fly a kite is … a BEACH, like the one you were at for a week.

I got a mental picture of them recreating Mary Poppins and had to LOL.

Do they even know who Mary Poppins is?

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Her feet in the Buzz Lightyear photo! Are they not checking before they post this stuff?

It's all smoke and mirrors...and photos taken in .5! Courtney LOVES taking pics in .5!

 

[Ohananoodles]

Oh thank goodness. They were almost in their own house for a whole week.

I peeked in for a few moments to see the Treehouse. It looks exactly the same as the last time they stayed. No major changes -- I thought maybe there had been some updates and that's why they were staying.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Why am I still seeing posts about Saratoga Springs? Sooooooo many reels/posts with the same footage over and over and over again. Make it stop!

 

[Snippysnips]

She said 450 for 15 minutes. That woman seems to cook everything at the highest heat possible. I wonder if she has a meat thermometer and if it was actually cooked. It looked cooked but I don't see how it is possible to cook that chicken for 15 minutes and have it be 165 degrees.

Holy shit, why is she cooking it that hot? I had to look that up an it makes it 230 for us in the UK (I have never cooked ANYTHING that high) that's way too hot, if she is doing that because she has the mindset that higher temps means less cooking time then that's insane especially with something like chicken that you can get sick so damn easy with if you don't cook it right

I cook our chicken fillets at 200 for 30mins, when I buy the chicken in a bag it states to cook it at 180 for a hour and a half, I would never fk about with temps an cooking times for chicken, if you want a faster dinner then buy something that's quicker

 

[YoutubeLawyer]

Oh, also - when I was last in here, there was some sort of neighborhood drama with them, I think. Anyone remember what I'm talking about? I was wondering if that was ever resolved. It's been a long time. I had a big life-saving surgery and still almost died, followed by a LONG recovery, so couldn't commit any time to people whose biggest problem

I think she’s off the GLP-1 now. So first she eats that huge egg burrito. I’m not on a GLP-1 and I couldn’t eat that for breakfast.

Then she shows the chicken for seven minutes out of 24 minute video.

Then she says she wants to make charcuterie nachos and inserts this picture (with her excellent editing skills)

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I’ve never been on a GLP-1, but I thought one of the things it does is stop you from thinking about food a lot.

Oh my god, it would make me want to vomit on and off GLP1. If I was dead, I'd still vomit.

Tbf, GLP1s do other things too, but yes - they should realistically make eating that much food a pretty sickening thing. So if she is not eating it and just making it for the content, that would be so effing rude, considering groceries are a billion dollars right now.