The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[Galorious]

From their IG, they ate at Brown Derby with the third wheel (I still find that so weird). What’s with this bald spot on the back of Jenn’s head though? View attachment 3936178

That back is considerably wider and lumpier than her front photos suggest. She's definitely losing weight but she's still heavily filtering.

 

[hcslacs]

Since they love copying Mammoth Club you would think they’d bring Courtney onscreen to be their own third wheel version of Max. It would simplify so much for them and they wouldn’t have to be worried about weird camera angles to avoid her in the shot or editing her out later. They already suck at both of those things. But we all know Jen couldn’t stand anyone taking any attention away from her.

 

[quietcandy]

I'm the weirdo that still has my 12' skeleton in my front yard and we dress it up for every holiday. I'm super excited for all the HHN coverage starting already. Still won't watch the Trackers cover it!

 

[Loueylouay]

I'm really stuck on Tim's choice of words here to describe J$ sensory issues. Because really, that's what it is, whatever his deal is with the socks and the sand--it's a sensory thing. And that's totally fine. It's just Tim's tone here and his choice of using the word "tender" is really upsetting to me. It's almost like he's mocking him. He's obviously annoyed by it, but there's more there. It's infuriating to me that Tim chose (and Jenn left it in) to share these thoughts about his child to the world. Who does that?

And the child is 6. He is now old enough to find this video all on his own on YouTube and watch his father tell the world about his tender feet. How absolutely fucked up is that? Do better, assholes.

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I am really amazed they haven't got to the point of people loudly calling them out for their overshare of their children and privacy issues. There are people blacklisting and canceling vloggers for just filming their kids let alone what the Slackers do. Once again, they seem to get away with everything. I mean Courtney became a stan employee for pennies on the dollar after Ginn put her business in jeopardy by driving their golf cart without a license but she just let all of that go and also went on to further obsess about them.

 

[mjm9]

I know we joke around and make fun of them.
But, Tim, take note.
Get your leg checked out by a doctor!!

If this is varicose veins (and, no, I am not a medical professional. But I have several in my family, I can read and do research) and you ignore it. A DVT blood clot could be in your future!

 

[Dr.Sienna]

I don't think this can be stressed enough some days - what a delusional world these 2 asshats live in. I filled up my car over the weekend and it cost me $30, and I don't even have a big car and it takes regular/unleaded to boot. Groceries are thru the roof and even though we can and do order takeout once a week so I don't cook all 7 days that too is getting pricey for a family.
And all this moron has to offer is 'I wonder if my adoring stans want to know what kind of $10.00 coffee I drink' - seriously Jenn, folks are struggling these days and all you can offer to society is your coffee order. I'm so sorry folks I just can't for the life of me tolerate this chick, she is the most selfish individual and it's makes me quite angry.
Again, the more time these 2 boys spend away the better.

They are tone deaf and you are 100% correct. I'm sure they will be so busy forgetting about Easter that they'll order some ridiculously overpriced pre-made crappy meal like they did with Thanksgiving that time and pay extra to ship it. SO out of touch.

 

[EthelMay]

If she just got her lashes done, then why do they look like shit?


Was that another new frying pan that she was burning the onions in?


Gin if those overalls didn't fit why didn't you return them? I know so you can sell them for more than what you paid for them?

 

[elliebee27]

And it's totally not up to code so imagine them trying to sell Fort Pampers!

(Hello from 35,000 feet or whatever the hell)

 

[Loueylouay]

Dim not only eats awkwardly but he is the worst person to showcase this food festival. Doesn't eat seafood or drink. Honestly people in charge at these theme parks of hosting vloggers are completely asleep at the wheel.

 

[Quasimodo]

maybe it is the grease from her forehead???? LOL!!!!!

Maybe when she's out of butter, she just wipes her bread on her forehead and then eats it.

 

[ADM827]

Three eggs for breakfast? And really that GLP1 isn't working hard enough if she isn't physically ill by looking at that shit.

I've been on Wegovy for 3 months (the pill version) and this was my immediate thought. I'm practically forcing myself to eat; there's no way I'd be getting down 3 eggs in one sitting right now. She's going to plateau on any weight loss very soon if she keeps eating the same way she always has. The meds can only do so much.

 

[cavamom]

I gotta...

TTT #244: It's a TREE HOUSE Jennifer, that is why it's off the ground

The treehouse comment is just baffling. She edits the videos and there’s no reason to leave that in. I guess I’m assuming that at some point she realized (or she asked Tim and he told her) what a treehouse is. What a complete dumbass.

 

[bumpire]

An you are probably right with there being rodents around, I don't know what it's like in Florida an how bad it can be, but here it would literally take only one house to be a dump an the whole damn street ends up with a rodent problem because of how much area rodents cover an how quickly they breed, so I'd be pissed living next to filthy slobs like the slackers

Maybe the reason they go on all these cruises is so that the house can be pumped with rodent poison semi regularly

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Anyone else squint at the couple and child in front thinking it’s was the trackers? Fucking clones man!

I think the stans like watching them in part because they're all clone-ish and can picture themselves in the role of their head clone. Seriously, at best they are your typical average losers that just somehow got blessed with extremely good luck. If YT hadn't hit them likely Dimothy would be still working in construction when he wasn't frequently unemployed and she'd probably would've ditched his ass long ago and would've either found some other loser to leech off of while working at the mall/jukebox factory/waitressing/naked bar-tendering or whatever it was she was doing that day.

 

[Littlemuv1]

Jenn is the modern day Marie Antoinette but instead of ‘Let them eat cake’ it’s’ let them drink coffee’. So socially unaware.

 

[mjm9]

Tim is really an outsider within the Disney vloggers sphere. It was especially evident at Adam’s Celebration of Life. He was tolerated by the west coast vloggers, but he wasn’t one of them. If that makes sense.

I have been watching TPE onboard the DCL Adventure (Adrian is doing a back to back to back cruising experience) He is currently doing the second cruise, at times he hangs out with other vloggers and his dining rotation is with them, including OA & Views and Queues. The group has a friendly bond, aren’t shy about having each other’s back with info and allowing filming of their respective different level staterooms.

I can never see Tim doing any of this.

 

[Littlemuv1]

If they can’t be bothered to teach Oliver how to use a potty or toilet, why would they bother to teach him how to use a fork correctly? My 21month old granddaughter has better fork skills. He seems to turn it sideways like his father. They do such a disservice to that obviously intelligent little boy. Potty training would make their lives easier, who wouldn’t want to stop dealing with dirty nappies/diapers given the choice?

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

They all look a little inbred to me.

I think that was one of your best thread titles (and there's been a lot). Seriously though, they all have that Child of the Corn vibe about them. And their kids unfortunately inherited too. See the picture they took of Budley from their stupid baby monitor in his room a couple of years ago. I really don't know why you'd have a baby monitor for a six year old.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

oh for the love of God, Jenn how could you basically take the chicken out of the package and think you could go right to breading it - UGH!!!!!
My Italian heritage (100%) is so annoyed at you right now. And if the bread crumbs package says ITALIAN FLAVORED bread crumbs and you say you are not sure the boys will like that than don't add ITALIAN SEASONING to the Panko you fool - you just made ITALIAN FLAVORED Panko.
Sorry folks I couldn't even get thru any more of this. The first thing I learned when I was newly married was how to make chicken cutlets. And the packages in the store say 'chicken breasts' and some say 'thin sliced chicken cutlets'
But it doesn't matter either way, the chicken breasts you can pound with a meat tenderizer to flatten them out.

And Timmy, way to go on the 2 piano's for J$ and now he is bored. Well at least we know that the shoes and shirt will have a new home shortly.

okay - rant over - Happy TGIF!!!!!!

Every post you make @Mopsy75 , I'm convinced we are the same person.

Re: Tim’s oura ring

Imo, a wedding ring is a sacred outward symbol of an inward vow made.

Why did Tim replace his with an oura ring?

If he really wanted an oura ring as a part of his health journey. Fine. But out of all the fingers he has available to wear a ring on, he chose his left hand ring finger.

What are you trying to tell the world, Tim?

Tim has no attachment to his wedding ring. He didn't even refer to it as his "wedding ring". He initially replaced it with a $24 Amazon right (and sounded super proud about it). He doesn't care. Poor bastard doesn't care about anything at this point, can't say I blame him....his existence is just miserable.

 

[bumpire]

No intelligent person would buy a ROMPER whose label requires dry cleaning (I know, intelligent doesn’t factor in here at all)

Hypothetical explanation:

Jenn: it says to dry clean?
Tim: yeah.
Jenn: does that mean drop on floor and let the mice clean off the crumbs?
Tim: yeah.