The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[Snippysnips]

I wouldn't really care much about him not riding a bike if it wasn't for the fact he has unemployed parents an lives in a gated community an is also taking to many places where it would be perfect for learning to ride, it's not as if he's busy in school then off doing after school activities either like sports or whatever, or his parents are trying to juggle work as well as taking the kids to things

I did learn really young, we were lucky the park round the corner from my great aunt's had this area with pretend roads an streets etc where you could ride a bike inside a safe gated bit, but I get that many kids are late or won't/can't learn just due to how busy their life is with doing other things, or are in areas where you can't really take a bike out or have parents juggling work and such but with budley there is literally no reason for him not to be out riding a bike by now, like maybe take his "20 mins" of screen time off him an take him outside to play for once, both kids should be able to do a ton of things tbh just due to the fact they have BOTH parents plus nannies plus all there plus no jobs holding their parents back, like they literally make their own schedule, if they had put any sort of care into both those boys then both should have been way ahead in years just because they could have that one on one time with adults

 

[JssLG317]

1. They are TERRIBLE parents for letting J ride a bike so far ahead of them and near water.
2. They are TERRIBLE parents for letting O play with doors. Growing up I saw 2 different kids lose the tip of a finger from playing with doors.
3. They are TERRIBLE parents because they’ve probably forgot about Easter being 5 days away and likely don’t have baskets for the boys. Or they have something for th boy genius but nothing for O. Wouldn’t be shocked if they did an egg hunt for J only while O stuck in his sleep sack during a forced nap.

 

[cavamom]

So if you live in a urban area then fk you, you can't mention that, or if you bought stuff from urban outfitters an someone asks where it's from then good luck finding out since you can't say

Does their racists ass not know the word urban is used in many different ways, or does dimothy an slobella only relate the word urban to racism since that's how they use it

I guess I can’t share my thoughts on the career of Ohio State football coach Urban Meyer. Now I definitely won’t join.

 

[Quasimodo]

I have to admit, I’m still reeling over the dishes in the sink for 3-4 days. Those were either Thursday dinner or Friday breakfast dishes…on late Monday morning. There’s no way that didn’t smell.

I wonder if the dishes had to do with the fact that Tim went to meetup with Nick (and it seemed like he was running late) and drove Jenn, J$ and O to SSR. Like—Jenn was pissed she was stuck with the kids while Tim was frolicking in the park so fuck you, I’m not doing the dishes.

I still can't believe that she even thought to share how disgusting they are by leaving those dishes there. And she had to preface it by lying that she "always" cleans up the kitchen, does the dishes, and does the laundry before they go on a trip (they don't) and that they were "only" sitting in the sink for "2 days" (it was longer than that).

It actually felt kind of torturous watching her continue to waddle around in circles (with a very distracting greasy mop of balding hair) and continue to talk about how there was a lot of cleaning to do while also saying later in the day they'd see where the day would take them. While continuing to waddle around just... repeating herself and wasting so much time and then she still doesn't clean, she makes her 3-egged nearly-lunchtime-breakfast.

I seriously can't fathom how people like that.

There is something so beyond wrong with her. She just... sleeps in way late, wakes up and doesn't even shower let alone brush her hair, skips out on sending the one kid off to school while the other usually gets whisked away by SSS, then takes her sweet sweet time making a cold eggy late breakfast while continue to blab and waddle and accomplish nothing, isn't involved with Da Baby and his forced napping, and takes 6 million years figuring out how to cook a basic chicken dish.

 

[elliebee27]

He needs to learn to read, how to eat and use utensils because at 40-something he can't do those things. It's so gross.

 

[airbusA330]

You have a dishwasher you stupid bitch.

Thread title worthy!

 

[erry]

I’m not well off, and I don’t enjoy wasting food, but never in my life have I ever felt bad for not repurposing raw chicken slime infected eggs.
This is why you can’t eat everybody’s cooking bc what?
Making omelettes
Hush puppies
And Jennifer, 18 count eggs are under $3 at Walmart, Publix, and Target. That’s 6 eggie
burritos for you.
Girl, catch up. No one is complaining about the price of eggs any more
Beef on the other hand? Good lord, count your blessings because unfortunately the rest of us don’t get a free box of beef.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I didn’t watch the HS video- this short is on FB. Why the hell is she walking with a death grip on his shoulder?

I think she's afraid that if she's not holding on to him for dear life, she's not going to be in the shot.

And I don't understand because they put all of this out on their stories yesterday, now we get a post? And a vlog? We've already seen all of this, we still don't like you.

 

[Galorious]

God her skin hates her.
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Not me singing "chicken wing chicken wing hutdog and bologna" when I saw her doing this.
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The boys would probably love running about a big park or the beach with kites. Fucking useless parents.

What's the connection here though... Is the sight of Jenn's flapping bingo wings reminding Tim of flying a kite. Is he hoping a gale force wind will pick her up and dump her over the rainbow? Will we see her mahoosive penis toe feet and skinny ankles sticking out from under a house somewhere just like in the Wiki article she loves so much.

That white top does her no favours.

 

[Disney0914]

Imagine looking like this and having the balls to make fun of the Mickey Mouse sunglasses. They are not my style, but so many people I saw pulled them off and looked adorable in them. I hope she offended some of her Stan’s

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

She looks like a drunk train engineer in them (the romper) or like this except he looks more put together.

 

[cavamom]

I just cannot.
The dishes thing is gross. They said before that they hand wash the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher. Maybe that’s why you didn’t have time to clean up? Use the fucking dishwasher for its intended purpose and see how much time you have!
I love when they ask the kids questions and they get the complete wrong answer. “Oliver, what did you love about the treehouse? Playing Pokémon”. Then she has to laugh it off and remind him of all the right answers like swimming and riding the bike. Someone didn’t learn their lines.
I also can’t understand how someone who cooks all the time doesn’t have any basic understanding of how cooking works. You shouldn’t need to look up how long to cook a chicken breast when the answer has always been 400 for 30 minutes. Every recipe says the same thing. And dim says no, definitely don’t put Dijon mustard in the egg mixture bc of the kids. Are they allergic to flavor?? And she’s dumbfounded over mixing mayo with the egg? Dumbass, mayo is egg and oil- it’s not a stretch.
I wrote an essay and I’m 8 minutes in.

 

[Littlemuv1]

Happy Anniversary to the shoes and tshirt. Maybe now they’re one, they can be upgraded to the $1000+ piano that Jackson is bored with. Gotta find a use for it.

 

[BobbyC83]

I miss fat Ginn. She wasn't as full of herself and didn't have these stupid, cocky mannerisms she has now. Her fake confidence is annoying as hell and she's even more insufferable now to watch. Still waddles though.

 

[bumpire]

Lord. Fast forward the part of her in her tight tanktop in the treehouse....not a sight I wanted my night to end with.

Tits out for disney

 

[Swagmuffin13]

Between that and pretty much complaining about picking up his socks shows what father of the year material he is. She's a shitty parent too, but I often think his awfulness gets overshadowed by hers.

She’s so bad that she makes him look decent, but he’s not. Tim is just engaged in the fun parts of parenting. Playing games and stuff like that. After that, he checks out and gives them whatever they want. Neither of them for those kids and structure or discipline at all.

 

[Loueylouay]

They hate their backyard that they put so much money into because they have no taste and didn't think of it practically. They put an island for people to sit at as if they ever entertain anyone. Dim put the speakers and for what.....is he going to blast Harry Styles? The outdoor fridge etc etc.
I am convinced Nicole designed J$ nursery because it was quite nice. Speaking of which....wouldn't it be time to make his room into a boys themed room now?

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

"Boy you know what I needed? Pointless 'updates' about Universal!" -the stans, probably

Dim says he's going to give us his vapid thoughts on the new Mario movie "on instagram" next week. So... Cringey is going to be giving us "Dim's" "thoughts"?

Likely. It's on point he'd rather take Cringy to that movie than da kids. Maybe the Pokemon talk will die down a little bit. I hate how they become "uber stans" over something they had no interest in previously and then they'll drop it almost as soon as they picked it up. I mean, Hot Wheels, who?

 

[hcslacs]

There's no way Courtney doesn't know exactly what kind of people they really are. And she most likely doesn't care. She spends too much time with them to not see the "real" Trackers. I can't believe that T&J can keep up the Oh Golly Gee facade for that long when the camera is off. Courtney is just another Stan with her head so far up their asses she knows exactly what they've had for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Jenn....you aren't cool. You aren't going to be a reality tv influencer. You look like absolute shit. Wash your damn hair. Take care of your children. And I've never in my life seen a 40 year old woman make such a big giant deal about making her own personal breakfast every single morning.