I watched the video this morning, and it was confusing how much he backtracked—and then suddenly became Nick’s “plus one” on the ride. I assumed Nick got the preview because of his job. So it makes me wonder: did Dim pay Nick to get on, pressure him into letting him ride, or does Nick genuinely want that much of Dim’s approval?
I also found it funny that he opened by saying it was a “very busy day,” yet the park only takes up the first 11 and a half minutes of a 33‑minute video. He even slipped into something Adam used to do all the time: start a sentence expecting a funny punchline, then realize he has nothing and just let it fizzle out. When he walked into the park the second time, he mentioned a plaque and started rambling about opening a park on that day—but then he just stopped talking because whatever joke he was reaching for never materialized.
Then there’s all the boring footage from the ride. Dim couldn’t even play because he was filming with both hands—his big camera in one and his phone in the other. Probably, because Courtney told him to get extra clips for Instagram and TikTok. He seemed thrilled that you can hold the trigger and automatically hit targets. If he ever brings the kids, he won’t have to help them at all. He’ll just tell them to hold the trigger so he can rack up points without being bothered. They wrap up things at the park with BS talk. It seems Dim either didn’t watch or remember Toy Story 4. He has no idea about Woody leaving the group.
Then it cuts over to Gin. They’re clearly starting to pull double duty now, filming separate things at the same time just to get a video out. She has to recap what she thinks Dim did, and then she plugs an old video for people to go back and watch. When she pulls in, I can’t tell if it’s her sister or Courtney driving. I'm betting on her sister. So, she can stay & watch the kids. They’re in a car driving in, either they have car seats in both cars, or they had to move the car seats into—something they obviously can’t do with the golf cart. Someone is walking with her, too. You can see their shadow, and then part of their leg as they head toward the treehouse.
We get a tour of the place. Later on, they mention that they brought food for breakfast and lunch, and plan to eat dinner at the restaurants, but this is all the food that’s actually in the fridge, with some fruit, bread & tortillas on the counter.
They are so out of touch with the real world. He goes over the price of their stay using DVC Rental, and for the $1,200 per night he claims they’re paying, I was able to stay two nights on Bourbon Street in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, in a hotel with two balconies. I was talking to my wife during this part and paused the video while he was reading everything off his phone—and it happened to freeze on this gem of a picture.
Then it’s back to the rest of the tour. They’re obsessed with how many mirrors and closets there are. They’re also amazed that the shower is basically one big room with the tub inside it. Earlier, they complained that the other bathroom’s shower wasn’t detachable for washing the kids. This one is detachable, but I guess the kids can’t take baths in the adults’ tub, so suddenly that doesn’t matter.
They’re thrilled with the “old style” of the place and annoyed that it’s being updated. They’re also too lazy to walk to the other section where the food actually is. Dim gives us a pool tour, and they drive over to eat. He points out a bird in the pool and asks J$ if he can see it. Meanwhile, the kids are yelling at a lizard—but the kids couldn’t see anything anyway because the “real world water” feature was blocking their view.
They sit down to eat, and Gin has the kids try the different sauces for their chicken. She’s trying to get them to taste each one by dipping a fork into it. Surprisingly, O$ just goes straight in with his finger and tastes it that way.
They’re eating, and Dim can’t tell the difference between sweet potatoes and carrots. He also feels the need to explain what a grilled ham and cheese is and how amazing it is, as if it’s some rare culinary discovery. O$ asks Gin, “Why is it called protein?” and instead of turning it into a teaching moment, she just says she doesn’t know. The chicken is extremely crunchy, and she even lifts the mic so we can all hear it.
They go outside and let the kids play with the Tetris blocks while they sit down and talk to the camera. She’s so proud of her “lifestyle,” saying she never would’ve guessed ten years ago that life would look like this. Honestly, I kind of wish O$ had thrown one of the blocks—they had zero reaction to anything the kids were doing. They just kept talking. And let’s be real: if he had thrown it, that footage would’ve been cut anyway.
They head back to the room and let the kids run ahead of them like it’s a runway. Dim starts setting up the bed. This is a three‑bedroom unit, yet he’s putting bumpers on the bottom bunk. So… do they trust both kids to sleep in the same room, or is J$ getting the regular bed in his own room? Meanwhile, Gin has her eye strips on and is annoyed she can hear the fireworks but can’t see them.
The next morning, they get up to talk about how they slept and how their stay is going so far. They gush about how much they love it, plug DVC Rentals again, and list everything they’re doing later that day.
So my biggest takeaway is this: apparently, we’re only supposed to see them eat dinner at the resort. Everything else is what they brought to eat—except, of course, when they ditch the kids to go to the parks.
