The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[Mopsy75]

I have made all different types of chicken in the oven and never have I had raw chicken like she is making at a temp of 450. Basically she will burn the outside without cooking the inside - what is wrong with this chick (only wrong answers here) - is she that incapable of cooking? Also, I think at that temp it will be dry as HE**.
Also, we prefer our chicken cutlets made on the top of the stove, in a frying/skillet pan with a little oil and butter. And we use the ITALIAN FLAVORED bread crumbs and never once has my family complained about the taste.
But then again, she did mention something about 'Jersey Shore' at one point so she is only following what she sees on t.v.

Her whole life is either Tick Tock/Instagram or Reality T.V. - one delusional chick. You couldn't pay me enough to eat anything she makes - I'll pass.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

Jen says something a bit interesting: "And she did say that if you if you book a reservation for two, there's three of us here today. And if you book for two and you have three, they won't seat you. So, just as an FYI."

Did they make a reservation for 2, trying to squeeze in a third person? That tracks.

In this scenario, why wouldn't you just boot Courtney from having lunch with you????

 

[Blessyourheart]

For someone who wants to write off all their expenses, maybe you shouldn’t call everything a date.

We head to Orlando tomorrow to deal with my in-laws in Mt Dora. Staying on property to give my husband a break- so we’re just doing DS & Trader Sam’s. I am excited for those- dealing with estate planning with two old stubborn cranks- not so much.

 

[mjm9]

11 minutes in….
I’m with others. In the opening why is Tim going from the TTC to MK to TTC to MK again?
(CM preview check in is at TTC)

Buzz Lightyear ride done.
Tim doesn’t STFU in the queue and throughout the ride (as people have reported)!
Comments on the new paint job. Constantly!


And Tim doesn’t know squat about Disney movies.

Dick: quoting Buzz

Tim: thinks that quote was from the Incredibles

…then this from Tim:

 

[Littlemuv1]

So basically, the Treehouses were Royal Caribbean Cruise 2.0. Have a shit time while pretending you love it.

 

[cavamom]

So all of that talk about how difficult it would be to get from the brightline station to the cruise terminal bc Ubers don’t have car seats was a huge joke. In that they weren’t concerned about driving with their kids out of car seats, but that their driver would refuse the drive if they wanted to do it that way. They’re such posers.

 

[Quasimodo]

She loves to take certain phases and misuse them. “Bucket list” being one of those.

And Tim…there is plenty of wind. What a fucking dope.

I was expecting Dim & his engineering brain to start dimsplaining the perfect wind conditions apparently that need to exist for such an activity, and for him to start throwing out random words like velocity, pressure, updraft, etc.

But he remains so confused by Da Baby’s “interesting” “obsession” with animals like that’s rocket science.

 

[mjm9]

They literally did nothing for an entire week

Must be nice to burn $1,715 each day doing nothing!

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

First of all, tell your kid to sit up while eating. Second, she made the top half of her body so thin, her legs actually look larger than normal.
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She looks like she's standing on her tip-toes because the pajama jumper is too long on her. Guess she's coooold and living in new sweatshirts except when it comes to taking pics for the 'gram.
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Again, her legs are looking massive. Also Ginn, you're just never going to be Amanda from Summer House. It's honestly just really sad that she's trying to be like a 30-something on reality TV.
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Good lord, this dude is pathetic.
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Budley still can't swim.

The lounge chair pic is so incredibly distorted, she looks like she's 7 feet tall.

Another thing they could have done while at their most favorite beach vacation place EVER!!!!!! was to do on those beach photography shoots that literally everyone does when they are here. (And I myself may have even done a handful of times!) It would have been perfect for instagram and displayed the perfect little family that they are. They could a giant one printed and framed for the house, like all the other rich people around here do. People who live in $7 million beach houses do beach family photo shoots, Jenn. They just suck at this so much.

 

[cavamom]

Are you a mod over there? That person is def a basement dweller, belly button scratching, cheeto eating loser. Gross.

I am. And he’s banned now

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I know they are using A/B thumbnails now and we are getting different ones, but these are my last 3.

This is now officially the Jenn show. Tim who?

 

[Galorious]

They literally have all the time in the world since they are unemployed, how is this not been a thing, J is 7 this year, honestly sad that things we consider normal to do with kids they have never done before

We have taken my niece to burntisland every summer when the fair is there, since the age of two we have taken her dragon fly kite with us, I still have that kite an we still do this, never once has it ever been something I've thought "this is a bucket list thing" it's just been normal to pack the kite whenever we go as well as her beach stuff

Those boys are gonna have the most screwed up memories ever, I can't imagine what it will be like when they are teens an IF they have friends an are talking with them how different it's gonna be when the friends are talking about all the fun stuff they done with their folks an all the things they made that their folks have kept over the years, an the boys are just sitting there like we never done that, I mean can the boys even ride bikes? Have they ever just rode about with them? Or had water balloon fights? Or drew chalk pictures? Or went skating etc, is there any crafts they have done that their folks have kept? there's probably a whole list of normal shit they have never experienced in their life before or anything that's been kept that they did (if they even done anything) when they were young, like I've got pictures an Halloween tea light holders that me an my niece have painted every single year since she was a year old, I bet the slackers don't have shit that they can take out a box an look back on

How's the new job going?

Totally agree with you here. They have the weirdest upbringing. No crafts the kids have done kept for memories but Nicole's birthday banner and the shitty windmill. Tim will spend time on his exercise bike, or ride his free electric bike over turtle nests, Jenn will burn a calorie or 2 on her treadmill, but they won't go out on walks and bike rides as families. I get Florida is hot. Places like St Pete's Beach rent out bikes so it's not unheard off. J$ and O won't have to tell their friends about their childhood, they'll charge them $100 for access to the exclusive Patreon archive.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Should we just assume that anytime we see these two together that Tim is sponging off of Nick in some way? DAS pass, previews passes, etc?

I think so. Especially since Nick was at MK with his sister this day. Why wouldn’t he do a unique ride preview experience like this with his sister for his socials since he made other things with her this day? And it appears that Tim ran his mouth the entire fucking ride. Nick says he vlogged it…so Tim had to get the nonstop annoying commentary in? He’s an asshole to Nick. Period. And I think this was Nicks/themeparkfrogs invite.

 

[bumpire]

Family Channel, 2026

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

That clip really should've ended them. So many of their stans are still oblivious though. Has that clip been posted anywhere else besides here? I don't remember seeing any talk about it on Creddit but I know that happened prior to that subs existence. Just thinking of it now in conjunction with their three year old being forced to wear a sleep sack, they really are the worst.

 

[macbeths]

What a sad life they live. They are never happy.

 

[Snippysnips]

Apparently the word "urban" is a banned word in the discord. They're so fucking thin skinned it's hilarious.

So if you live in a urban area then fk you, you can't mention that, or if you bought stuff from urban outfitters an someone asks where it's from then good luck finding out since you can't say

Does their racists ass not know the word urban is used in many different ways, or does dimothy an slobella only relate the word urban to racism since that's how they use it

 

[Quasimodo]

It’s weird (but not surprising) that they would find that something to laugh about instead of turning off the camera and actively parenting in the moment.

It’s not surprising based on how ineffective and lazy they are as parents but also how bitter, petty, and competitive they were with their own siblings. Ginn no doubt hated that a sister 10 years younger than her got more attention, and Dimmy is almost certainly an oops child and was inferior to his older siblings, especially the oldest 2 who were adopted.

 

[hcslacs]

Not gray roots. She says they are blond roots that look gray.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Damn, another day date at Disney Springs. And another romper.