The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[BusyMum68]

You have a dishwasher you stupid bitch.

She's complaining because she has to clean up the dishes from yesterday. Seriously? These people are fucking nasty. How do you go to bed at night with dirty dishes in the sink? Rinse them. Put them in the dishwasher. Hit the button. Magic happens.

But what happened was--they put J$ to sleep in their room last night. And Tim and Jenn also fell asleep. They're having trouble with him...she didn't say this, she just laughs and laughs. But he's 6. It shouldn't take 2 parents putting him to bed in their bed to get the kid to sleep. No mention about O though. Fuck him. No story. No sleepover in mom and dad's room.

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She really needs to stop the pacing back and forth in the kitchen thing...it's annoying and she just comes across as crazy. Well, she is crazy...

It's Easter Monday here - I had 12 people over for a three course lunch yesterday - seafood and roast meats and vegetable, salads and multiple desserts, all of which I cooked and prepped.

Every dish, pot and tray was washed before we went to bed - dining and living room tidied and vacuumed. I just finished putting the final crockery and glasses away.

Oh and I work full time.

Her inability to organise and manage her time is just mind boggling to me - write a damn to-do list and tick things of when they are done!

Oh, and put the frickin phone down. You'll be staggered when you realise how much time that frees up!

 

[Quasimodo]

And Tim obsessing over the bakers oven. Dude calm your tits, air fryers do the same damn thing and they are even smaller. Mind blowing right.

This reminds me of how he almost sounded gleeful that the 75 pounds of bacon they consumed during the week splattered all over that oven but he said after baking their frozen pizza that "all that [grease] should be cooked off now". Oh right, sure thing, engineering brain Dimmy.

Which reminds me of his eye-rolling word salad that he threw out about anything he thinks is related to a water treatment plant with regards to... their hole on the beach. And neither his sons nor his wife cared. His teachers and classmates must have found him beyond insufferable in school.

Also I like how they were like, "wow it almost looks like we're on a tropical island!"

Also I like how Ginn was surprised how "the sunset is still there even after the sun sets" and then she's matter-of-factly repeating that there are more "bonnethead sharks" in the water that Dim just told her about like they're both bonnethead shark SMEs.

 

[ETsMomma]

Damn, another day date at Disney Springs. And another romper.

"if you ever wondered what my coffee order is" no Jenn no one gives a flying fuck about your coffee order, people cant even afford gas or groceries.

 

[hcslacs]

Tim strikes me more like an eat it straight out of the can kinda guy.

 

[Mopsy75]

Might be a bit early but:

#244: Oh Jenn, stripes are not your friend.

 

[ETsMomma]

I'm honestly surprised to see Tim at Eet since he has a flavor palate of a 10 month old.

 

[Quasimodo]

I'm putting these behind a spoiler......

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Sirs, you are grown fucking adults.

 

[eatcherheartout]

I wonder if Nick was invited to preview with ThemeParkFrog and Tim was his +1 here? Nick spent the day with his sister at MK, why wouldn't he be riding with her?

And Tim doesn't even have the laser in his hand, he's just filming? Dude, enjoy the moment. There are already 5000 preview clips from this ride. Play the game.

Nick is managing to film with one hand and hold the laser to play along in the other. I guess doing both at the same time is too much for Tim’s engineering brain.

Tim obviously isn’t there to play and enjoy himself. He’s there to film content and that’s it. He could be doing both if he wanted but he is only there to film. Stan’s say we are jealous but I do not envy their life one bit. They cant even enjoy a few rides while they are at Disney because Tim is so miserable he won’t wait in line and/or he is just there to film and that’s it. I’d rather be one of the poors (I am) and only get to go to Disney every 5 years but get to enjoy myself while there rather than have to live my life going every day but can’t do anything but film and eat.

 

[Quasimodo]

I've never heard an adult fuck up "bergamot" more than Dimothy with his "bergamant". First of all dude, you added letters that don't exist. Second, the 'g' is hard, not soft. It's like the berg in iceberg, dude.

 

[hcslacs]

I don't understand what the welcome boxes have to do with the membership limit since the boxes were for the 3 month members, but you know the second Jen realized they are leaving cash on the table she's going to fix this limit thing. I hope Brit is standing by and ready to spring into action.

And it's kind of pathetic, this person couldn't afford to spend an extra $10 per month (not sure how they are able to now spend it now, perhaps they are skipping a meal or two). But instead of Jen mentioning anything about their situation, she's gonna make sure that changes are made so the extra $10 goes right into her pocket.

 

[Loueylouay]

I mentioned it when they released the Buzz Lightyear preview video...could this be the beginning of Disney putting restrictions on vlogging? They need to follow Universal's rule of no filming on rides to start.

I'm curious to see if they will continue with the Disney Springs bus thing where you can't take a bus to a resort from there unless you have a reservation. This would also really hurt the vloggers because when they get turned down at the guard gate at a resort, taking the bus from Springs is their Plan B.

I have been saying this for awhile. I know it sounds weird because it will be bias but I would rather watch Disney produced vlogs of a new resort, new ride, even of the Festivals, instead of all these slobs.

 

[eatcherheartout]

Unfortunately, I don’t see a world where Oliver will ever have the opportunity to actually ride a ride.
Jackson doesn’t like the rides, so it’ll be “the kids don’t like the rides” or “the kids won’t/can’t wait in line” or “the line is too long for the kids”

If there comes a day when he verbally says hey I want to ride that ride, the lines will be too long, and LL won’t be available.

And Stan’s say the boys have a great life because they get to go to Disney all the time. First of all, they hardly go and when they do all they get to do is watch their parents eat.

 

[ETsMomma]

The thumbnail for the SeaWorld video is Tim deepthroating a hot dog. How repulsive. Do they not know they can show food, and then review it after eating it off camera????

 

[hcslacs]

Oh no! They lost a Palm Tree member! I hope they can entice some other sucker to join.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

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I wonder if Nick was invited to preview with ThemeParkFrog and Tim was his +1 here? Nick spent the day with his sister at MK, why wouldn't he be riding with her?

And Tim doesn't even have the laser in his hand, he's just filming? Dude, enjoy the moment. There are already 5000 preview clips from this ride. Play the game.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I have to admit, I’m still reeling over the dishes in the sink for 3-4 days. Those were either Thursday dinner or Friday breakfast dishes…on late Monday morning. There’s no way that didn’t smell.

I wonder if the dishes had to do with the fact that Tim went to meetup with Nick (and it seemed like he was running late) and drove Jenn, J$ and O to SSR. Like—Jenn was pissed she was stuck with the kids while Tim was frolicking in the park so fuck you, I’m not doing the dishes.

 

[Loueylouay]

Omg what did I just watch.....two extremely incapable people...bumbling around. I wanted to scream.....so annoying with the chicken. Jesus speed it up you joke of a person. I would have trashed this vlog....completely stupid to post....but what the hell they will still get 40k views.
Your kids officially only like gaming.
So gross leaving dishes in the sink for days. They are both disgusting slobs.
Remember on a recent vlog....Ginn...I need to be neat, or put things away or whatever this hypocritical mental case said. Ya right. And you don't feed healthy food to your children. For one thing they are addicted to bacon....how do you think that happened. Ughhh I can't stand them. Wipe that stupid smile off your face while Ginn is ruining your stupid Jackson story.

 

[Quasimodo]

Another annoying part of that whole chicken disaster was watching her keep attempting to pick up the massive chicken breasts with a fork to dump into her egg wash and the not-Italian-but-Italian-seasoned "what's panko" breadcrumbs.

First, Ginn, wash your fucking hands before and after handling raw chicken. Especially with those fake nails you've got.

Second, use those freshly washed and clean hands to hold and move the chicken and dunk it in your various layers. Or here's another bright idea: USE TONGS for better control than a regular kitchen fork.

I'm not going to bother with tips on addressing those giant thick chicken breasts that she just used as is out of the packaging to dunk in her eggies and breadcrumbs.

Also, after their "tip" about unpacking immediately after the trip and doing laundry, I guess now we know that "doing laundry" means just putting the dirty clothes probably on the floor of the laundry room and dealing with that later.

I'm sorry but I still don't understand how someone with so much time to waste couldn't get the dishes at least rinsed and put in the dishwasher before being chauffeured in the afternoon over to the "why are they on stilts" treehouses.

 

[fishbowl]

Jenn went from can’t have kids to don’t want my kids so fast

 

[Forest]

I love this so much. “We’ll be back into theme park content next week!”

Roughly 50K a video. Remember when they used to get 300K views on a park video. I bet they do.

Maybe Ginn is right and they should just make home vlogs all the time.