The Tim Tracker #243 Y do u do dat?

[Dillon21]

Who needs to know what the day of the week is? Certainly not these two grown adults.
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I remember when I used to (hate) watch them (can't do that anymore). I remember it was either MLK or Presidents Day weekend and if I remember correctly it was either a Saturday or Monday and he was wondering why it was busy. Hum, Tim, could it be a weekend and on top of that, a holiday weekend?!

I know you don't have a regular job. But if your job is to go to a THEME PARK. You'd think you'd keep track of holiday weekends past the big holidays like Memorial Day, 4th of July, Labor Day?!

While alot of American's don't get MLK, Presidents Day, Juneteenth, Columbus, or Veterans (Remeberance) Day off (depending what industry they work). Orlando does have a fairly large Federal Employee base that do get those holidays off and would go to the parks on those days. Plus with NASA being fairly close at Cape Canaveral (also a Federal Agency). That would be a large influx of people going to Orlando for a day trip over a three day weekend.

 

[ETsMomma]

As if they actually use it. Have you seen the sun spots on Jenn’s shoulders and Tim’s face that’s starting to look like jerky?

 

[ETsMomma]

Ah yes, look at us in our surrey bike while our child is 20 feet away next to water!!! What can possibly go wrong.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

What the actual fuck kind of thumbnail is this?

 

[ETsMomma]

Since Tim can't even read menu signs right I am almost fully convinced he's put this on food at home before realizing his grave error.

 

[Quasimodo]

Tim mentions he is a Starbucks reserve member and doesn’t know what this means but he knows he spends a lot of money at Starbucks and they are sending him a card. Google tells me that achieving Starbucks Reserve status (the highest tier) generally requires earning 2,500 Stars within a 12-month period, often costing approximately $2,000 to over $2,500 in total spending on drinks, food, and merchandise.

Yikes, imagine spending that much money on a shit company with shit coffee.

I thought Black Brew Bros was supposed to be their favoritest ever coffee on the whole planet! /s

 

[Quasimodo]

Ginn: "caramel is like cooked down butter, right?"
Dim: "yeah"

 

[hcslacs]

Regarding the boys eating so well, Jen says Oliver ate half of his chicken, a quarter of his broccoli and a quarter of his fruit.

Before:

After:

Counting the pieces of chicken I don't think he ate a single piece. He might've eaten one piece of broccoli and maybe 2-3 pieces of fruit.

 

[Dr.Sienna]

Ok, I can't even stand reading recaps anymore. Could she love herself even more? I see she seems to be wearing more makeup now too. I really, really can't stand them. If there weren't kids involved I'd not care as much but as if those kids aren't neglected enough by their egg donor, now that have to compete even MORE with her ego and staring in the mirror/camera at herself. She is disgusting.

 

[Quasimodo]

And you know as soon as she gets to skeletor size she'll be fat shaming again. Probably will be doing it sooner than that since she was a total bitch about Nate being on Tron a couple of years ago when she was no skinny minnie herself.

That's exactly what I'm thinking. She's so full of herself lately, her personality is changing (not for the better). I can see her mocking Courtney behind her back, especially after Courtney spends the day with Tim frolicking around the theme parks while Jenn is home, hard at work, editing.

The other aspect of it is that I really do think she's going through a hyperfixation "era" of trying to become a shitty clone of hot skinny influencer chicks in the Bravosphere, like Amanda on Summer House (and some other chick I think she's mentioned recently).

I also watch Summer House and have watched basically every season (I can only tolerate Summer House and Below Deck these days when it comes to Bravo shows, though sometimes I use RHOBH to fall asleep because it's so fucking boring). I've been observing Ginn's mannerisms, outfits, poses, and the shit she says in comparison to what Amanda and the other chicks are doing, wearing, and saying on the show. Sometimes I think Ginn's even changing her voice or intonation of words to sound more influencer-y, if that makes sense.

Anyway, I wouldn't be surprised to hear her say almost verbatim some shit she hears on her Bravo shows while passing it off as her own thoughts. She's done it before with all the stupid IG influencers she follows, and then her stans think she's some sage, introspective, learned queen. No, she's just an unoriginal failing cunt living a disingenuous dissociative life.

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim claims he just wants the kids to play with sticks and pine cones outside (I think he means their backyard), but "it's hot outside and there's bugs". Amazing how most of us as children managed to play outside when it was hot and there were bugs. Anyway, I guess the hotness and bugs magically go away at Disney. Also stop giving your kids 20,000 minutes of screentime.

They mentioned they could walk back and forth between the resorts instead of driving but Ginn says it looks like it might rain. Yet again, Bojos, a reminder that the rain isn't acidic. You'll live. You're still looking damp from the pool. Oh apparently they're going to dinner, my bad. Ginn just looks like she didn't bother showering after the pool and during Da Baby's forced nap.

Ginn gets a board full of butter, french onion soup ("ooh it has fried onions!") AND a salmon and risotto entree. Dim gets a fried buttermilk chicken entree and mashed potatoes. I feel like I still eat less than both of them, and I'm not on an appetite suppressant.

 

[erry]

Yea, I’ll never forget when Tim said he never knows when Christmas is, he just knows it is at the end of the month. This was said sometime after Jackson, but before Oliver.

The stupidity isn’t cute. There comes a point.

They also struggle with hurricane season. They probably don’t even know we are in spring right now.

 

[YoutubeLawyer]

Tim is about as tough as rice paper in a rainstorm.

 

[Galorious]

I think they mentioned the Polestar at some point and Ginn wasn’t into it or something.

Maybe she misheard thought they meant .

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

Oh FFS, get over it. Fucking grow up.
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She says when Dim gets back from the grocery store (and he took Da Baby), it'll be "about lunchtime (and Da Baby will go down for his nap)". You're telling me it's like 30 minutes to lunchtime and you're just now making your breakfast? That tracks.

Ginn, drink a protein smoothie or something and actually clean your kitchen. Wake up earlier. She seriously just lives her life every day like an unmotivated teenager on summer break.
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Three eggs for breakfast? And really that GLP1 isn't working hard enough if she isn't physically ill by looking at that shit.

 

[EthelMay]

Did anyone see this? It was posted on cReddit in the TTGossip sub by VC as an April Fools Day joke. Not sure if he actually made it but it is funny.

 

[Littlemuv1]

Outside door locks were a definite speculation back then. (J$ was 3 years 2 months)

J$’s high pitched screams in this video supports that theory. Tim is such a douche!

The more you hear this the worse it sounds. It’s obvious that Tim has no intention of going to see what’s up with his child when Jenn turns to him. She could just have said ‘can you take over from me while I go to J’. But no, as hcslacs said, money first, kids last. It takes a certain kind of ‘parent’ to be able to ignore their child making a sound like that. I know I couldn’t.

 

[eatcherheartout]

I bet that's exactly what happened. There's no way she would have mentioned it if that wasn't the case. That's just common sense. You can't sit 3 at a 2 top. Didn't she work at a restaurant at one of her 5000 jobs? And everyone knows Round Up Rodeo, especially during Spring Break, is reservations only. Literally everyone.

I agree this is what happened. They thought they could Karen their way into an extra seat. I’m glad they were tuned away.

 

[Snippysnips]

How can you have 2 active young sons and never have flown a kite with them!? Ffs. It's such a cheap and easy thing to do. She can prancercise around singing 'Let's Go Fly a Kite' from Mary Poppins whilst Cringy films her for the Gram.

They literally have all the time in the world since they are unemployed, how is this not been a thing, J is 7 this year, honestly sad that things we consider normal to do with kids they have never done before

We have taken my niece to burntisland every summer when the fair is there, since the age of two we have taken her dragon fly kite with us, I still have that kite an we still do this, never once has it ever been something I've thought "this is a bucket list thing" it's just been normal to pack the kite whenever we go as well as her beach stuff

Those boys are gonna have the most screwed up memories ever, I can't imagine what it will be like when they are teens an IF they have friends an are talking with them how different it's gonna be when the friends are talking about all the fun stuff they done with their folks an all the things they made that their folks have kept over the years, an the boys are just sitting there like we never done that, I mean can the boys even ride bikes? Have they ever just rode about with them? Or had water balloon fights? Or drew chalk pictures? Or went skating etc, is there any crafts they have done that their folks have kept? there's probably a whole list of normal shit they have never experienced in their life before or anything that's been kept that they did (if they even done anything) when they were young, like I've got pictures an Halloween tea light holders that me an my niece have painted every single year since she was a year old, I bet the slackers don't have shit that they can take out a box an look back on

 

[And Now It's Time to Splu]

And I feel like I was part of that experiment, but not in their favor. The ONLY reason I found tattle is because their comments were too clean. I was thinking this shit is weird, not one bad comment. So I googled them because I knew they were fucked up, and tattle popped up for me.

I couldn’t tell if they were a couple, I thought they were like besties and couldn’t for the life of me figure out if Tim was gay. (I don’t care if he was, I’m an ally ) I was curious if they were racist, Tim had a deeper southern drawl and a buzz cut in the older videos I watched.

So it was me trying to figure out if these are people I wanted to support, but I had too many questions.

Btw- I found out they were together when Tim went to that nascar thing after Jackson was born and he was anxious to get back home to the newborn. And then it was like oh shit they have a kid.

Funny I found this site the same way. I was like why isn't anyone pointing out their outlandish spending