The Tim Tracker #178 Xmas Is Starting Now (on Tattle)

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Grilled_Cheese

Last Christmas my partner and I went to Disneyland. Day 1 we flew into LAX, took an Uber to our hotel near Disneyland, found out they wanted to charge us $40 to check in early, said F- that and just gave them our luggage to store and went to Disneyland. Got back to the hotel and checked in around 12:30am. We retrieved out luggage, got into our room, found all of our chargers, and went to sleep so we could go back in the morning. It was both a hectic day and a really great vacation day.

TIM DROVE TO A PARKING LOT AND WALKED ONTO A BOAT AND IT'S TOO MUCH GUYZ.
 
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BusyMum68

By now she knows a Tattler was on the cruise and probably has read the glorious tea that was spilt. She knows we will have our eyes peeled more than usual to see how she tries to spin the narrative about this trip.
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

Because I have a headache and can not function tonight. Note grifter was not an option so I figured we'd do the set for life option and go for banker. And I picked the latest start date and Sacramento as a destination because Castaway wasn't an option.
 
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BusyMum68

I’ve watched several of her vlogs - they are very well put together. She also did one on vloggers monetising their children which I had to stop watching as it made me so mad. I know the Bojos are bad but the parents featured by this lady are appalling.
 
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Loueylouay

CoolWhip said:
Gambling is 100% legal in Florida. Several casinos on land with slots, table games, and sports book. He is an idiot.
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Ya what about Seminole Hard Rock?
Also they can't call this a travel day....just driving an hour into port. Although I bet they were stressing about the road closure.
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

Loueylouay said:
Ya what about Seminole Hard Rock?
Also they can't call this a travel day....just driving an hour into port. Although I bet they were stressing about the road closure.
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Which they could've avoided had they showed up on time which they never can.

Guyzzz I'm buying multiple wagons cause J4D needs to store the ridiculous amounts of bacon and lard I'm going to buy. Of course I'm not getting any fruit.
 
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LittleMissMeaniePants

Loueylouay said:
Ya what about Seminole Hard Rock?
Also they can't call this a travel day....just driving an hour into port. Although I bet they were stressing about the road closure.
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Somewhat OT, but I thought it was hilarious that there were people who left their vehicles with luggage in hand hauling it up the exit ramp...like where TF do you think you're going? LOL
 
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Quasimodo

I flew 15 hours straight to Sydney and then got on a cruise ship. Even walked a few blocks in 95 degree heat with a giant suitcase and can confirm was not at all frazzled or feel any part of it was hectic. I was sleep-deprived and sweaty but beyond ecstatic to finally be in Australia. Came prepared with a travel power strip, easy peasy, plugged my shit in, pretty much knew my way around the ship by dinner time.

I seriously do not understand these two, they're beyond out of touch but also prove that they would absolutely both have breakdowns every single day trying to function like normal adults in the real world where the rest of us live.

Artoo Detoo said:
Will Da Baby get scurvy from lack of fruit?
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No joke I often feel the need to eat a whole bunch of fruit or veggies after I suffer through their mukbangs of beige and greasy food.

fiveleggedgoat said:
Don’t forget, it’s also a travel day!!
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That’s a 45 minute drive from their Lake Nona compound!!
Nobody understands their hardships!!
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Okay but like when ARE they feeling 100%? That whole family looks perpetually literally unwell and contagious with something besides the gay.

Apparently indigenous land doesn't count as Florida to Dim "how did the first (white) people that "found" Florida survive mosquitos?" Bojo.

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Honestly aside fro the having kids and being married thing I think Mike and have more in common that Dim and .
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Plot twist - Dick is using Dim to get closer to Skips-Leg-Day Mikey.
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

Oh nos we have are first injury and as much as I personally like to rest. This is Team Leader Dimmy

And as I expected that quickly escalated. Our most useful party member gone.

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And I think the Unwell Three is mad

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Nooo not our second most useful party member. Now we only have two kids and a useless forty year old. We are never going to make it to Disneyland.

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And our MVP got scurvy.

And Dimmy was fired as party leader. Didn't even make it out of Kansas.
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

I remember when I used to live in Louisiana there would be video poker machines at some of the truck stops there and I can just imagine Dim sitting in front of the machine hitting the buttons over and over again until the wee hours of the morning. Though I can also see him doing the same thing with slots. And blackjack for that matter. I can see him thinking he is going to beat the dealer every single time Really he is a very easy mark for a casino if there ever was one.
 
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BadM0therF0cker

Tim would love some of the conventions that Adam the woo attends with furries all over the place!
 
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hcslacs

Mike posted on IG today. Looks like he pulled up his shorts a tiny bit to show Quasi that today was leg day.
 
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Quasimodo

hcslacs said:
Mike posted on IG today. Looks like he pulled up his shorts a tiny bit to show Quasi that today was leg day.
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Thanks I puked a little. He still shouldn't update his handle to mikethelegguy anytime soon. Also what's with the oversized t-shirts and the tiny shorts? What IS IT with these dudes and their little tiny shorts.
 
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