The Tim Tracker #169 Lost both the baby race AND the Civil War

[No Grifters Needed]

It's time for a new thread. Credit to @WDWUO83 who said it and @cavamom who nominated it.

Let’s pick up where we left off. Trackers are disembarking from their umpteenth cruise on the Disney Fantasy.

Ginn somehow both overpacked with too many clothes and had to do laundry part way through the trip plus buy 10 new over-size T-shirts to make it through the trip. She still manages to look like she just rolled out of bed whereever she goes. Dim bought a hat that matches his alt right haircut.

During their cruise, they ate, then had snacks, then ate again. They went on two beach excursions where they forgot that they have a family. Jenn & Dim had a spa appointment through the last night’s dinner where they forgot they have a family. See a pattern here?

Apparently Oliver and Rosie have entered a witness protection program at the beginning of the cruise, because their actions and whereabouts became top secret except when Oliver was expected to dominate the Diaper Dash. Sadly for Tim, he did not. Now they're back to their regular scheduled programming where we'll see them eat, snack and eat again.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Oh sweetheart, I have a couple of bits of advice for you:

1--If you are bitching about not being able to go to the doctor because you don't have health insurance, you have no business shopping at VV, even the outlet store. And I know you're in the outlet store. You are not a Vineyard Vines girl.

2--This is not a "dress". This is a cover up. People who know VV will know that this is beachwear, not a dress.

3--Please go find yourself some real-life, in person friends. You need them. Desperately. And maybe some health insurance while you are at it.

 

[Etj]

Wait timmy boy is wearing the jollywood shirt again. Hmm didn’t he have that on during the cruise

 

[fiveleggedgoat]

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Oh sweetheart, I have a couple of bits of advice for you:

1--If you are bitching about not being able to go to the doctor because you don't have health insurance, you have no business shopping at VV, even the outlet store. And I know you're in the outlet store. You are not a Vineyard Vines girl.

2--This is not a "dress". This is a cover up. People who know VV will know that this is beachwear, not a dress.
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3--Please go find yourself some real-life, in person friends. You need them. Desperately. And maybe some health insurance while you are at it.

If I may add on to that.

4- Please go to any of the shoe outlets nearby the VV and get some new sneakers!! It is time.

 

[pkd81]

TTT #170: Parasocial? More like a paragrifters!

 

[Princelover]

Poor dress stap holding on for dear life! You are definitely a plus size gal now. You have to go dress like one, you are not small anymore. Take off those rose colored glasses of yours.

 

[The REAL Karen McCoy]

As usual the Slackers show up late to the dining room and then they take their sweet time filming while they eat, eat, eat, eat, as @xmasbdaygirl previously noted.

Here's the insufferable Gin mouthing, "Please leave!", she knows exactly what she's doing to the crew members who are trying to clean up for the next cruise. Watch her laugh at them after she says it because she knows that the DCL crew can't/won't say tell them to leave, and of course Gin the editor extraordinaire leaves this part in the voog.

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[nogriftyprincess]

She’s such a c you next Tuesday

 

[Rebelle]

Poor dress stap holding on for dear life! You are definitely a plus size gal now. You have to go dress like one, you are not small anymore. Take off those rose colored glasses of yours.

This shirt is so old too. I hate fast fashion, but this isn’t some designer top it’s a target tank top at best. It’s not meant to be worn 10+ years. How have those straps not busted? The same way Dimmy’s pants haven’t ripped open, by the collective free will of everyone around them.

 

[2020planner]

3--Please go find yourself some real-life, in person friends. You need them. Desperately. And maybe some health insurance while you are at it.

Well, she's got to wait for Open Enrollment or qualify for a Special Enrollment.
At that point, I'm sure we'll read her ask 5,000 questions about that rather than simply inquire with the provider she's interested in.

Until then, she's a Vineyard Vines gal now, y'all!

 

[Galaxyprincess]

She’s such a c you next Tuesday

Next installment of Harry Potter and the Entitlement of this witch.

 

[The REAL Karen McCoy]

As usual the Slackers show up late to the dining room and then they take their sweet time filming while they eat, eat, eat, eat, as @xmasbdaygirl previously noted.

Here's the insufferable Gin mouthing, "Please leave!", she knows exactly what she's doing to the crew members who are trying to clean up for the next cruise. Watch her laugh at them after she says it because she knows that the DCL crew can't/won't say tell them to leave, and of course Gin the editor extraordinaire leaves this part in the voog.

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Correction: Here's the corrected timestamped clip below from my previous post, I'm sorry I was in a rush to get the $2.00 breakfast sandwich deal at McDonald's before 10:30 AM .



Dim shows us the empty dining room as they leave.

 

[ERock11518]

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Oh sweetheart, I have a couple of bits of advice for you:

1--If you are bitching about not being able to go to the doctor because you don't have health insurance, you have no business shopping at VV, even the outlet store. And I know you're in the outlet store. You are not a Vineyard Vines girl.

2--This is not a "dress". This is a cover up. People who know VV will know that this is beachwear, not a dress.
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3--Please go find yourself some real-life, in person friends. You need them. Desperately. And maybe some health insurance while you are at it.

Oh this kills me! They can pay for season passes to Disney, season passes to universal, all the take out/fast food you can eat but they cant pay for a bullshit insurance plan? They are not "adulting" at all, officially or unofficially!

 

[hcslacs]

Ha, Tim wasn't sure if they could get off the ship so he asked the crew members and they said, "Yeah, go ahead". I am sure they've been waiting all week to tell the Trackers to get off the ship (among other things). And of course he's already looking to book more cruises.

So they want to do this itinerary again for next Spring Break. They would probably do the exact same shore excursions again without Oliver, I bet. Oh no, it's on the Treasure but Jackson wants to do the Fantasy again. They are already conditioning Jackson to only like the same thing over and over just like them.

 

[WDWUO83]

It's time for a new thread. Credit to @WDWUO83 who said it and @cavamom who nominated it.

Let’s pick up where we left off. Trackers are disembarking from their umpteenth cruise on the Disney Fantasy.

Ginn somehow both overpacked with too many clothes and had to do laundry part way through the trip plus buy 10 new over-size T-shirts to make it through the trip. She still manages to look like she just rolled out of bed whereever she goes. Dim bought a hat that matches his alt right haircut.

During their cruise, they ate, then had snacks, then ate again. They went on two beach excursions where they forgot that they have a family. Jenn & Dim had a spa appointment through the last night’s dinner where they forgot they have a family. See a pattern here?

Apparently Oliver and Rosie have entered a witness protection program at the beginning of the cruise, because their actions and whereabouts became top secret except when Oliver was expected to dominate the Diaper Dash. Sadly for Tim, he did not. Now they're back to their regular scheduled programming where we'll see them eat, snack and eat again.

It’s an honor as always. I’d like to thank the academy, @cavamom, and Ulysses S. Grant for helping make this possible.

 

[littlejim1]

Very late to the game, but Diaper Dash, her look of sheer disgust and disappointment, as well as the personality change over Ollies loss was appalling. Personally I was very pleased the crawling/walking 1 year old lost to an actual baby...cheaters never win!

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Very late to the game, but Diaper Dash, her look of sheer disgust and disappointment, as well as the personality change over Ollies loss was appalling. Personally I was very pleased the crawling/walking 1 year old lost to an actual baby...cheaters never win!

What was even more appalling was Jenn suggesting if he was not “totally walking” on their next cruise, they could enter him again. And Tim just looked at her and said—he will be walking. She looked like an idiot. Why would she even leave that in the video? And how does she not have any clue about her kid?

 

[rockatansky]

Has Oliver been given the heave-ho from vlogs because he didn't win the baby race? Poor mite.

 

[Grilled_Cheese]

Oh no, it's on the Treasure but Jackson wants to do the Fantasy again.

Realistically, would Jackson even know the differences between each ship? Or does he just agree with whatever answer is suggested? I'm going with the latter.

 

[The REAL Karen McCoy]

Holy Moly's having a bad day, it'd be hilarious if the kid turned out to be J$.

Of course we know it's not J$ because Dim and Gin refuse to get a Costco membership.