The Tim Tracker #102 We're in The Grifted Program

[peteykirch]

I still can't get over Dim in the one Epcot vlog with him, the whale, and the prop in tow and he goes "Oh I loved those jumping fountains outside Journey into Imagination when I was a kid, I can't wait to take J$ there so he can experience it" all of this said with J4D pushing J$ in a stroller 3 feet behind him...

 

[Commobore]

The irony being that there wouldn't even be a forum for us to 'hide' on if they actually were open to being held accountable like they claim. I was banned from the Reddit for bringing up how they said Jackson wouldn't be the focus of the channel which I felt was a major security/privacy concern given they filmed a naked kid in a bathtub. That's when I started snooping around and found this place. You deliberately pushed fans away who wanted the best for your kid. But keep telling me how you love to be put in check.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

What are the chances Mr. I Run Three Miles Every Morning is doing the IAAPA 5K for GKTW?

If there is a truck dangling a bacon cheeseburger from a string in front of him…perhaps

 

[Imbris]

Ginn says they did "a very merrytime cruise" a few years ago. Dim has to correct her to say it was last year. Ginn's like "oh was it?!"

This pisses me off. These idiots don't deserve what they have. I could probably tell you every vacation I've been on for the past decade, and I go on a couple big ones each year. Why? Because I work hard to make them happen and truly savor each one. One might say each is a "core memory" . These out of touch morons can't remember what they did 11 months ago. They're running away from their real lives and one day they are going to burn out HARD.

So... Tim has all the pregnancy and period Tracker apps on his phone because she has no room on her phone...sure Jan...

The lie detector test has determined... this is a lie!

 

[Quasimodo]

OMG, I can't with the "they still haven't loaded San Pellegrino spicy water so we're drinking EVIAN sparkling water which is also what they serve in ON-SHAWN-TAAAAY! The last time we were there, they said this is 'hard to come by' so this is like a treat!"

Omg, they're such suckers for marketing bullshit. Shhh, no one tell them Evian is 'naive' spelled backwards. Whenever they try to sound bougie about overpriced sparkling water on cruises, I think of this bit from Penn and Teller's Bullshit show where they filled up Fiji water bottles in the back of the restaurant with a hose and the diners said it was the best water they ever drank simply because it came from the Fiji bottle.

 

[Southpaw33]

Dim's face while Gin was talking about kegels (Ginn, you don't need to wait until your 23rd week of pregnancy to do kegels, you loose land whale. You can do kegels at any time, pregnant or not, while binging on Bravo).

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I don't usually do avatars, but had to this time.

 

[SHRIMP KING PALLO]

What do you want for breakfast, BuDdY?

BUDDY: “apples!!”

JENN: “I don’t think you can eat those, BuDdY”

 

[peteykirch]

There are some what sound like weird dubbed in comments by Dim in this vlog.

He seems legit upset that the decorations weren't up and ready when they walked on board.

Ginn's buttons hanging on for dear life.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

Are they on the babymoon already? I thought they had a ton of Holiday events to go to and put out? We haven't had a new video since Thursday. Nothing on Instagram and no recent OMG I saw Tim!!! on the stan group posts.

I was at MK yesterday and the park is absolutely disgusting. There is trash everywhere. We waited in the line for the Jingle Cruise and people have been just tossing their trash in the planters. It was gross and had been there a while. There were at least 6 plastic bottles floating in the water, all faded labels so they weren't new that morning. This is the type of stuff Tim should actually be complaining about and not the lack of cookies on a cruise ship (where you can get cookies anytime you want).

 

[Blessyourheart]

Ok- so Timmy boy needs to STFU during the dance! That kid was having the best time - he does not need a director. I think some of his sensory frustration is from trying to structure his life in the middle chaos. He loves to dance & just do it how he wants too. He clearly has a ton of energy which is weirdly dampened most of the time. They are ruining him.

 

[Quasimodo]

They repeated themselves a lot in this vlog. They are not well

They do this often, but Ginn the world's laziest most incompetent editor leaves in both of them blabbing about the same exact fucking thing anyway (including leaving in her telling Dim she already told the stans what he just said). Or she leaves in other pointless shit, like herself not being able to say "pumpernickel croutons".

They have no idea how to get rid of excess junk in any part of their lives. Redundant video clips, the garbage and clutter in Fort Pampers, their extra weight, all the extra food they shove down their throats. The only thing they're good at getting rid of is money and friends and comments and media privileges.

 

[mjm9]

I think Rory will be better off than Jackson, his parents will treasure him as the miracle they have been waiting for for many years of going through real infertility treatment.

“Worth every shot. It took six years- doctors appointments, meds, tears, determination, and science to get us here. We honestly couldn’t have been successful without the support and love from our family, friends and a doctor that wouldn’t give up on us. For something that 1 in 8 couples face, I don’t feel like it’s talked about nearly enough.”
—Rory’s mom

 

[Southpaw33]

The very definition of an unhealthy parasocial relationship. This. Is. Not. Normal.

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So disturbing. Ugh - these people.
It was as emotional as watching someone's awkward home movies.

Tim talking over little kids at a Mrs. Claus storybook reading, shouting out answers to she looks over at them. J being coached on what to say to the same furry characters who probably can't believe these aholes are on yet another cruise. J rolling around/spinning around/jumping around while Jenn sing-songs in the background how much she loves it and "whoa Bud!" as they try to force a 'natural' moment with another character J has no interest in at all.

None of it is endearing and all of it is awkward. Let this kid grow up off the freaking cameras already. These stans are totally part of all of this and one day he will probably despise every Disney adult he sees, especially if they realize who he is and bring up watching his parents' vlogs.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I believe the “8 weeks 5 days ago” is what’s known as a lie

And it's Tim's lie because we know Jenn doesn't keep track of her own period.

We know they have a lot of young fans based on the comments and how some people have been watching since they were 11 years old. What a terrible example they are to young girls and I'm so thankful Prop #2 is a boy. Find yourself a man who will track your period and tell you how far along you are in your pregnancy. As a mother to two teen daughters, it makes me nauseous.

 

[PoorKid]

Plan B has always just been Bluey on a loop.

 

[Commobore]

They seem to have reached this weird point of needing to advertise that they're in cuntcierge while simultaneously being so disappointed by it. They've done nothing but complain the entire trip yet would have CUNTCIERGE inked across their greasy foreheads if they could.

It just proves they're all about the flex, not the experience.

 

[Quasimodo]

There is a certain schadenfreude of watching people who need therapy and self-reflection and adult boot camp just keep throwing money at the shiny flashy things and still feel soulless inside. You'd think with so much filmed evidence of the redundancy of their lives between the two of them they could combine their brain cells to connect the dots of the not fun, not vloggable and not-profitable work they need to do to actually be genuinely happy, and not just for the few seconds or minutes they get a dopamine hit from inhaling sugar and grease and more plastic junk and more brand-name bullshit junk. They will never be people who have to ability to critically think or step outside their own perspective or do any of the work they need to do to die having actually been genuinely happy instead of having tried to convince themselves they had the bestest core memories and best days ever and the world being your palm tree, but with no deep connections to loved ones, kids who didn't show up the funeral, and nothing but a hospital tray of cold meatloaf and some jello on a hospital tray as you lay dying. Maybe one of your emancipated sons can bring you a deflated balloon from Publix. They don't want to look inside themselves because they know they wouldn't be happy with what they see. They're only fooling people who are as lost as them, judging by the stan comments.

 

[bakerbetty]

Photo shop....

And reality...

#lyingsackofcraptrackers

 

[GrittyFacedBoo]

I think this is addressed to me. I certainly didn't think my post seemed like my feathers were ruffled. I thought I was rather welcoming and happy to see some new people around these parts.

I'm not sure what "the picture definition of mental health awareness (unwell segment)" is...but if means calling the Trackers out on their bullshit, yes, Marie, that is 100% me. I am one of the Unwell 3. And I'm proud.

You seem to follow closely here, so again, we welcome you to participate. We do not hate, we express our opinions on what the Trackers put out there for the world to see. Expressing anything even remotely critical is something we are not allowed to do on that Facebook group or the Trackers You Tube comments or instagrams. If just one person you send from your group over here sees that the Trackers for who they really are as a result of this group, our job here is done. So again, thanks for the shout out!

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I love the idea of Marie feverishly checking this site to see what we’re saying about her precious trackers. Hi, Marie!!

 

[GrittyFacedBoo]

Has anyone seen this nonsense? I just saw the link to it on their subreddit.

Is this a new desperate attempt for attention from Timmy?