The Tim Tracker #102 We're in The Grifted Program

[xmasbdaygirl]

How long before she is being pushed around in a wheelchair like her last pregnancy? She is so large and unhealthy.

Soon. Very soon. She was setting it all up during their little chat in the last home vlog. She was in so much pain and so uncomfortable at the Mickey's Christmas Party, she walked sooooo much. Carpal Tunnel. Support hose. Retaining fluid. Giant sized fetus. It's all a setup. The whole thing is a set up for the stans. You're soooooo amazing Jenn. You're the first pregnant person in the history of pregnancies to do such difficult work like editing a 30 minute video. We love you for your hard work and dedication to the channel. No one is as great as you Jenn!!!!! You do this all for us!!!! Heart emoji

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I also found it interesting that Jenn says, looking at the pile of totes and boxes: These are clothes that don't fit J$ anymore. Tim interrupts--and toys.... Jenn is surprised. Jenn did not pack this stuff up. She had no idea there were toys in the there too. Tim must have done it all. She absolutely sucks as a parent.

 

[snazzynettyy48]

Ok- so Timmy boy needs to STFU during the dance! That kid was having the best time - he does not need a director. I think some of his sensory frustration is from trying to structure his life in the middle chaos. He loves to dance & just do it how he wants too. He clearly has a ton of energy which is weirdly dampened most of the time. They are ruining him.

I am so over Tim barking directions to Jackson for normal interactions.
“Clap loud now”
“Give him a hi five”
“Turn around say hi”
He literally doesn’t give him a chance to do it. I was watching and getting anxiety. How would it feel to have someone shout directions of how to act constantly in every single situation? No wonder the child sleeps 18 hours a day.
Jackson was zoning out pretty hard in front of Santa. His mind is probably whirling from all the corrections

 

[honestrands]

Why are they so dumb?

TTT #103 Why are they so dumb?

 

[2020planner]

The very definition of an unhealthy parasocial relationship. This. Is. Not. Normal.

 

[Galaxyprincess]

I was told that I was disgusting to obsess over normal parents who love their child very much and have no place to judge people who post their lives on the internet. That the little snapshot they show into their lives is nothing what happens behind the scenes.

Personally they are both way too dumb to have a persona for the channel. If they are shitty during the lives you know they are shitty when the camera isn’t rolling. BlueberryGate, never returning to Peppa Pig, leaving Jackpot at home during kid events, making him sleep 18hr days, still In a diaper, have two completely different personalities when your kid is with you and you’re alone (guess I’m contradicting my earlier statement a bit, but still defines how shitty they are). They are just the definition of the dirty dumb shitty people.

The problem with that defense is that we see them being shitty parents on camera. If I were running a youtube channel you bet your ass we come out smelling like roses and you only see the good parts and save the 'shitty' parts for the cutting floor. I would not be driving around with my kid in a car seat on a golfcart and show that to the world to see, I would not be having my kid burn himself because I'm a fucking idiot and leave that in the vlog. I mean, what in the actual fuck.

 

[travesty]

I just watched Titanic last night. Can you imagine if those 2 were on a sinking ship? Tim would be the one on the floating door and complaining it was too wet, while recording the entire thing, including Jenn sinking to the bottom.

"All in all it was a fantastic day!"

 

[hcslacs]

Wow, it's amazing how much Dim needs to compensate for his apparent shortcomings in life. The cuntcierge flexing, the coin spin leaderboard, the trivia first place (via cheating). But who is all this flexing for? His family? His old high school friends? Stans? I really don't get the point of all his bragging and who he is dong it for.

 

[Artoo Detoo]

Hey Tim! Bluey has a live stage show that starts touring this week. It's coming to Orlando in May. They have concierge VIP tickets so that you can meet Bluey. Shows are at 11 and 2. If you can work that around Jackson's nap, he would love it!

 

[Southpaw33]

I think this is addressed to me. I certainly didn't think my post seemed like my feathers were ruffled. I thought I was rather welcoming and happy to see some new people around these parts.

I'm not sure what "the picture definition of mental health awareness (unwell segment)" is...but if means calling the Trackers out on their bullshit, yes, Marie, that is 100% me. I am one of the Unwell 3. And I'm proud.

You seem to follow closely here, so again, we welcome you to participate. We do not hate, we express our opinions on what the Trackers put out there for the world to see. Expressing anything even remotely critical is something we are not allowed to do on that Facebook group or the Trackers You Tube comments or instagrams. If just one person you send from your group over here sees that the Trackers for who they really are as a result of this group, our job here is done. So again, thanks for the shout out!

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Why do I get the vibe Marie isn't some innocent new stan who suddenly knows all about Tattle yet just joined the fb group less than two months ago.

 

[HereForTheT3a22]

Yeah them lying about it is plausible. What shocks me is they'd plan out a lie that far in advance of a cruise. They would know about that 24 week rule from prior cruises as I'm sure it's a standard question for all adult female passengers.

I’m fully convinced they are lying to her doctor. FULLY CONVINCED. I’m probably wrong but I think she’ll end up giving birth in the beginning of the year and they’ll be all “HE WAS PREMATURE” for clicks and views but the baby will weigh a full 8 pounds and be fully developed. These fuckers lie about EVERYTHING

 

[Blessyourheart]

J$ was too busy rolling around on the floor . This is the worst!

 

[Quasimodo]

Dim's face while Gin was talking about kegels (Ginn, you don't need to wait until your 23rd week of pregnancy to do kegels, you loose land whale. You can do kegels at any time, pregnant or not, while binging on Bravo).

 

[Quasimodo]

What's more "gifted", the fruit basket or Ginn?




I'm still trying to figure out why she smeared butter on her face and if J¢ punched her in the jaw right before filming the intro of this vlog.

She almost looks like a claymation puppet.

 

[Southpaw33]

Maybe they'll go for something more feminine, like Sugar Plum.

Sugar Plum Anotherson Moet - aka SPAM

 

[Quasimodo]

She is obsessed with staring at herself when she films. You're not going to get any better-looking the more you stare at yourself Ginn. Still don't understand the reasoning behind putting her ugly bloated mug in the thumbnail.

Ginn says they did "a very merrytime cruise" a few years ago. Dim has to correct her to say it was last year. Ginn's like "oh was it?!"

JFC, she's such a waste of space. A lot of space.

 

[Commobore]

My take on their relationship is Jenn is entirely in control. She lets Tim think he is in control and might let him get away with some stuff but she's the master manipulator. Tim is a piece of crap for enabling her. These are two below average humans who being together keeps them from making two other people miserable. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

This. I keep saying it, but remember that Dim believes Gin's way out of his league. There's no way in hell I see him ever moving against her cos he's constantly trying to prove himself worthy of Ginzilla. He's either intentionally ignorant to her misgivings or genuinely that oblivious for sake of keeping her around. Either way, he's an enabler through and through and she KNOWS this.

Is he still a cunt in his own right? Absolutely. Is he a mansplaining piece of shit who knows less than he thinks? Yup. But is he whipped?

Yeah.

 

[Blessyourheart]

Thanks for tattling on us Marie -you must be so proud of yourself. We the unwell love a good snitch- like when CMs tell us about the Slackers bitchy behavior in the parks. So come on by anytime & get the scoop.

 

[PoorKid]

Jenn's middle name begins with an M, but it's not Marie. It's the more formal name for Homer Simpson's wife.

Margarine?

 

[Quasimodo]

I hate that she has abso-fucking-lutely no idea how to interact with her spawn candidly and is always fucking glancing at the camera to make sure Dim is capturing her being a clueless egg donor going along with what she thinks a mom is supposed to be doing (off-beat clapping while looking absolutely miserable, right?)

Even Dim sounds over himself and his redundant dining choices.