The Tim Tracker #102 We're in The Grifted Program

[bhg469]

The wild thing about IAAPA is that it's not meant for people like him. It's meant for people that own and run theme parks, arcades and carnivals. Him being there is so fucking useless. My wifes company has a booth there and she got me tickets last year just to see what it was about.. it was all about shaking hands and meeting people in the industry. Tim's viewers should have zero interest in it unless they are looking to buy a dozen bounce houses, open a VR arcade or want to buy a roller coaster.. the cost to enter the event as a normal person off the street was close to $300 last year.

 

[Imbris]

New vid. "Concierge" count 3 minutes in: 5

"J$, what do you want for breakfast?"
J$ asks for the yogurt and fruit
J$ is next shown eating dessert for breakfast, and the yogurt/fruit is not in sight

Tim doesn't know that Olaf's Royal Picnic exists. Imagine spending $10K on back to back cruises on the same ship and doing zero research.

 

[Orangebird]

I don’t think she would knowingly drink while pregnant. I do think she was drinking while they were “ trying” to get pregnant. I agree with @arickroxy …these two boneheads barely know what day of the week it is…she likely got her period and then thought ok I’m not pregnant…I can drink. They went about trying …ewwww…and she resumed her drinking champs etc….then eventually Tim says hey when is the last time you had your period? Jenn says I don’t know Last month some time? Tim gets irritated and says he will track it for her….they try and remember when she had it last but because they are dolts…probably make up some date…”oh remember it was in august because you emptied the bathroom garbage that month and complained” .he says maybe you should stop drinking like a fish….they show up to the villains thing and she only tries the non alcoholic drinks…then they test and realize bam we are pregnant…whoops! I don’t think they set out to lie about the date…I think the lie was that they were trying so hard to begin with. I think trying for them meant unprotected sex …again eww…nothing more. I don’t think there was prenatal vitamins, cycle tracking, timing, ovulation testing, exercising, proper nutrition or any of that stuff normal people do when ttc….I think they were living their usual slovenly, lazy, and in Jenn’s case drunken lives and if she got knocked up so be it. Then They had to guesstimate and backtrack cause they are morons who only know what day it is if involves a flight or cruise departure.

 

[Quasimodo]

The high thread count - loud sheets might be the dumbest thing he has ever bitched about.

Dim's logic:

He'll complain about loud sheets but not his wife's obnoxious fake laughter or sing-songy blabber. Make it make sense.

mostly toilet trained

Dim saying the kid is "mostly toilet trained" is like Ginn saying she "mostly attended college" or Stanny Lean being "mostly an educator". He's either totally potty trained or not. If he's still using diapers or peeing his pants and the bed, he's not 'trained'.
"I'm mostly a good person except when I occasionally murder someone here or there!"
"I mostly eat healthy if unnecessarily eating a pound of fruit right before we go on a short local hotel staycation counts!"

 

[2020planner]

If he's not getting to see them often then it's more because of DJ, in early vlogs they were constantly at family so I don't think it's due to distance, I could see the grandparents being a bit unable when he was a little younger cause they won't sit still for 2 mins, but he's at an age now he could sit an play quietly with things an enjoy bonding with his grandparents, it makes me wonder how his parents are feeling with missing out on so much with their grandson, I couldn't imagine my brother doing that to our parents especially cause my neice has her papa wrapped right round her little fingers

Yeah, it's 100% bc of Jenn. I agree.

You could even tell when Tim is around his parents, he acts kind of different.

I recall J.'s 1st birthday where his dad was "fishing" for a prize at a game that Jim was hosting, and he "fished" out a Publix gift card. His dad said he was going to go buy a six-pack of beer with it and Tim let out a laugh I hadn't heard come of out of him YEARS. It was a GENUINE laugh, not a forced stupid one like he always does.

Tim's turned into a total asshole, but Jenn is TOXIC.

 

[Commobore]

The sad part's that WE can tell what he's into, where he's most comfortable yet they can't. He enjoys swimming. He likes doodling, making a mess. He clearly has excess energy to roll around. He DOESN'T like crowded places, face characters or overstimulation.

But Dim won't be content until he can ride Hulk before he's four.

 

[scopeyscope]

Jenblob gets another nickname Butterface. I hate saying that coming up for names for her is easier said than done. Only issue with Butterface is Dim seems to think J$ likes butter. He clearly does not like Butterface.

Also, the IAPPA thing was pitiful. I've actually been mildly interested in it since RMC was teasing a lot of things in an Ask Me Reddit about future products and I couldn't tell if they were toying with their audience or not, but clearly Mr. Wahoo doesn't care to read up on roller coaster news. God, he had a hard time even naming the very popular RMC that he wahoo'd on several times this year. I wonder if he knows that Lightening Rod in Dollywood is also an RMC

Tim Tracker 103: Butterface and Mr. Wahoo Yucking It Up in Cuntcierge

Jenn is NOT a butterface. A butterface is someone where everything looks good butterface.. Jen’s body doesn’t look good, it looks unhealthy

 

[TawdryT]

Oh, I think a whole passel of sychostans will be toddlin' on over. Come on in, the water's fine. The Bojos are combative whiny assholes who've been shining the sun straight up your assholes because of parasocial worship and they've gotten away with a ton of shit. They are profiting off their child and blowing his hard earned money on themselves. I look forward to the day he figures out he can sue them for back wages from birth when they tell him 'Sorry buddy, we never actually set up a conservator fund like we said we would. We blew it all flexing on doing the same cruises over and over. Don't you remember, we're cuntcierge!'
The child labor law better hurry up and encompass YouTube and the like, sooner rather than later.

 

[Southpaw33]

It's technically Marjorie, I believe.

Larj Marj!

 

[Snippysnips]

I would like to personally welcome all the folks checking us out after the shoutout on the stan group. Please check out the Tracker Wiki for all the important information. You will find that we actually really aren't terrible, horrible people here and we care more for Prop #1 Jackson and Oliver, the unborn prop 2.0. I encourage you to look around and see them for who they really are. They are not "genuinely nice people", they are pathetic lowlifes.

We are all happy to answer any questions y'all have. Please feel free to join us!

Oh and for the record, Marie, I was a part of the group when I WAS a fan. I didn't join to hate them. I LIKED them. Then I found out their racist and homophobic ways and watched Jenn lie about infertility. Now I'm here.

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Whoa now I really need to re-evaluate how I treat my neice, I mean I must be a terrible aunt because I won't let her roll about dirty floors that god only knows what she will pick up from people's dirty shoes, I mean if she gets sick then what does that matter I mean she's had her two minutes of fun hasn't she?

I guess I'll stick to being the bad auntie that takes her to play parks on the swings, or painting an colouring with her, dancing an singing to her favourite songs with her, going on walks an answering every "what's that" question, or playing "mommy" to her 4 babies she has, like that's no fun is it?

I feel sooooooo bad youuuuu guyzzzzz I haven't done the slacker way an given my neice the experiences of a burned hand, delayed her development with her not feeding herself, not helping her with her speech, not bothering to toilet train her, an leaving her in drug induced naps so I can go on child activities without her, as well as bark 200 orders at her to perform for a camera, an also deny her fruits especially those ones she really loves

 

[Commobore]

Then we find out she didn't even make dinner, they went and bought dinner. And yet, it's still been hectic. Are those the dirty sheets from their ghost costumes still sitting on the stool?

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Man, life sure is rough having to "pack" for back-to-back cruises you chose to go on. Think of the children! Pour one out, fellas.

 

[WTFislife]

The sheets are so fancy that they are loud. How inconvenient.

Am I the only one who found the comment about Buddy watching the sexiest man alive weird?

How many fucking times are they going to scream at him to push the stupid button at Marvel?!

How has she not yet turned into a shrimp with all the damn seafood she eats?

Tim mentions the carpet is Tangled themed and purple because of royalty, like they are important! Stfu

“What’s this say?” “It says don’t climb on the railing, Buddy. You know that!” How could he possibly know that as you two don’t ever tell him no and he can’t read?

 

[Blessyourheart]

They look so sweaty & greasy

So you get a towel on the floor that says good night & good morning in cuntceirge. Soooo worth it. They have a diaper genie- because even though J$ is out of diapers (according to Tim) he still has accidents… sure Jan.

Timmy boy’s room tour is on the last night & he shows the complimentary fruit plate they got on the first night still in the fridge- untouched. They really have the worst aversion to healthy foods.

 

[xmasbdaygirl]

I don't think they want to face reality. I don't know what sort of issues J$ has and I have no business diagnosing him, but you'd think they at least talk to someone about some of the speech difficulties. I do wonder if they have him see a pediatrician regularly because I would think some of his behaviors would be addressed in those appointments-though I don't have kids so don't quote me on that. It is going to be such a hard awakening if they don't address some of the stuff that's going on until he gets into school, a lot of those possible issues are resolved better if diagnosed earlier. And lord knows if they home school him...

I agree with what you are all saying and I had the same thoughts when I saw the stan post about J$ having fun rolling around on the carpet.

Even IF he is seeing a pediatrician regularly, Tim and Jenn would need to be honest with them about any concerns they have about J$ delays. The doctor usually asks a serious of pretty basic questions--do they feed themselves, do they eat vegetables, can they dress themselves, can they zipper their jacket. Just basic stuff. When the doctor asked how many words J$ is saying, Tim most likely told them that J$ and he had this long discussion about rocket launches and how J$ talked about becoming an astronaut at 18months. When the doctor asks how J$ reacts to loud music/noises, Jenn most likely replied, J$ LOVES it!!!!

When you bring your kid to the pediatricians office for anything, an issue, a well-visit, the child is not going to be their regular selves. The doctor relies on the parents to answer the evaluation questions honestly, and you aren't going to get honesty from Tim and Jenn. Ever.

 

[SHRIMP KING PALLO]

How loud are the sheets on the new ship? Is the thread count too high?

 

[eatcherheartout]

When I was a fan and would post something that wasn’t kissing their ass, (like saying I don’t care for the home vlogs for example), the Stan’s would attack and say “dOnT WaTCH ThEn. UNsuBsCriBe. LeAVe tHIs grOup.” Which is such a weird mentality. If I was in a Leonardo DiCaprio fan group and posted that I didn’t like his latest movie or that I prefer when he does dramas instead of comedy, the other fans aren’t going to chase me away.
The imagined relationship some Stan’s have with YouTubers is scary.

 

[peteykirch]

So Ginn complains she doesn't like the Marvel Restaurant but let's Tim "ultimately pick" it because he apparently loves the place...

She then proceeds to get 3 Apps, 2 Entrees because she's nervous that she won't like one of the entrees.

They just ate a yuuuge meal, but then go to the Cuntcierge Lounge and Ginn proceeds to complain because there are no finger foods or snacks out.

 

[hcslacs]

Obviously Gin never had any interest in children and most likely gave into Dim to miraculously have the props, so she surely has no interest in doing anything to try to ensure the health of her unborn children. We may never know if she was actually drinking when she knew she was pregnant but she definitely was while they were supposedly trying. It also makes sense that she wouldn't care about her diet and eat all these things that someone with an "infertility" issue should probably avoid. She's always been selfish and always will be.

But I wonder what Dim thinks or says about her lack of taking care of herself. This is the guy who tracks her period/pregnancy dates so I think he'd be invested in making sure she's eating healthier, exercising appropriately, etc. Does he even bother or is he afraid she'd blow up at him? But then again, he's called Dim for a reason and maybe he doesn't know she shouldn't be doing these things.

It's hard to tell if Dim really wanted children or if they were just the next chapters on TheTimTracker show. He only seems interested in having a rolly coasty buddy or a trained seal and not interested in being a parent either.

They just seem to forget that if they are going to start an "infertility" storyline they need to be consistent and follow that up when the miracles happen and try everything they can to ensure the health of these miracles. But their Stans are stupid and most won't question any of this so maybe they don't really care.

 

[Jen237]

Oh noooooo! The sheets are too loud. WTF?

 

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