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It has been a wild ride on the latest season of Keeping up with the Kilmarnock Kilgours. Previously on the last season...
Our very own social granny went on her friend's hen to Portugal. As expected, oor Aimee thought it was fancy dress and went out in bunches, face gems and sparkly trainers like it was her P7 leavers disco. As most of us have said, she has a better figure than expected for her diet and having had 4 kids but doesn't dress for her shape (or age) at all.
Taylor Swift's number 1 fan (who has never mentioned her before) managed to blag tickets from a friend who has never been mentioned before and will never be mentioned again until she wants freebies. It was lucky they got tickets to stop Callie greeting in the toilets at school as obviously her mum had to rub her face in not going to get the best insta reaction when she got tickets.
Korpse Kyle managed a rare night off to be able to go for a free dinner and the opening of Nico's new restaurant. Poor soul couldn't be out long though as the embalming fluid wears off after a couple of hours resulting in the wrinkled bawsack look he wears so well.
Passive aggressive comments made about the in laws and no contact with them. The Kilgours who put them and the rickets brigade up for months on end because princess Aimee demanded a new house. Housed them, their 3 scurvy ridden weans, dug, American pals and hunners of bags for life. News reports just in suggest that mum and dad Kilgour narrowly missed out on the King's birthday honours list for services to freeloaders.
In other news, the 2 oldest boys still don't seem to get a look in much at all. Kaiden's still making the dinners and Jackson is still waiting for his IKEA toy, blairdrummond trip and birthday day out but we aren't ones to cast up are we?
#justiceforjackson
#gethimthefuckingdinosaurhewanted
The "baby" is turning 15 and still going to be called the baby as it's the only personality trait that Shaimee has.
It has been a wild ride on the latest season of Keeping up with the Kilmarnock Kilgours. Previously on the last season...
Our very own social granny went on her friend's hen to Portugal. As expected, oor Aimee thought it was fancy dress and went out in bunches, face gems and sparkly trainers like it was her P7 leavers disco. As most of us have said, she has a better figure than expected for her diet and having had 4 kids but doesn't dress for her shape (or age) at all.
Taylor Swift's number 1 fan (who has never mentioned her before) managed to blag tickets from a friend who has never been mentioned before and will never be mentioned again until she wants freebies. It was lucky they got tickets to stop Callie greeting in the toilets at school as obviously her mum had to rub her face in not going to get the best insta reaction when she got tickets.
Korpse Kyle managed a rare night off to be able to go for a free dinner and the opening of Nico's new restaurant. Poor soul couldn't be out long though as the embalming fluid wears off after a couple of hours resulting in the wrinkled bawsack look he wears so well.
Passive aggressive comments made about the in laws and no contact with them. The Kilgours who put them and the rickets brigade up for months on end because princess Aimee demanded a new house. Housed them, their 3 scurvy ridden weans, dug, American pals and hunners of bags for life. News reports just in suggest that mum and dad Kilgour narrowly missed out on the King's birthday honours list for services to freeloaders.
In other news, the 2 oldest boys still don't seem to get a look in much at all. Kaiden's still making the dinners and Jackson is still waiting for his IKEA toy, blairdrummond trip and birthday day out but we aren't ones to cast up are we?
#justiceforjackson
#gethimthefuckingdinosaurhewanted
The "baby" is turning 15 and still going to be called the baby as it's the only personality trait that Shaimee has.
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