The Runner Beans

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Some sneaky incognito tagging going on the bottom right hand corner. Coros please!

Perhaps she chafes because she gets the wrong bra size. I’m sorry but no way is she a back size 32! But when you tell yourself lies everyday this is what happens. You chafe on your shorter than planned run walks.
This drives me mad. She does this in most of her stories.
 
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If I have that amount of money I won’t be begging for freebies on IG, why does she do it? Makes no sense for someone for a working class background like me
 
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If I have that amount of money I won’t be begging for freebies on IG, why does she do it? Makes no sense for someone for a working class background like me
I wonder if it makes her feel important - I'm guessing a few years ago when brands were throwing stuff at her it made her feel popular/trendy/whatever and she's chasing that high again?
 
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So shady to tag them so small. She declares so badly so wouldn’t be surprised if these are all ADs.
 
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Doesn’t it depend on your skeleton, not your dress size? I’m a 12-14, very broad shoulders and wear a (measured) 30F because my rib cage itself is narrow.

A 32 is probably about right for her as she seems to be a “square pear” - bottom heavy with broad shoulders.
Definitely this, I am a size 16-18 on top (large bewbs) but wear 34 inch bra. Running bras are a different story, I have a 34 inch one that is too big and a 36 inch one that is too small 🤷‍♀️. They both have fitted me when I bought them but as soon as you wash them they shrink/stretch.
 
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Funny how we are all such different shapes / sizes! I’m a small size 8 with a narrow back and wear a 32, there’s no way I could go smaller! Whatever size she is she’s clearly wearing the wrong one or she wouldn’t chafe all the time.

I know I always moan about her, but I just don’t get her page and what it’s meant to be about. She’s not really much of a runner, she doesn’t inspire me at all, she just goes on holiday and wears weird clothes and moans about her kid when she has loads of money and is virtually a SAHM. She’s also really boring to listen to with a really drawly, monotone voice. What is she even trying to bring to the party?!! Nothing as far as I can see!
 
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I am.not sure she knows what she wants, I think she might to be an insta marathoner who runs back to back marathons in decent times, but she actually doesn't love it and is a fairly average runner, and she has a kid and a billion holidays to fit in. So then she thought she'd be mummy runner, but she doesn't enjoy that either.
 
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I think she is really jealous of the younger cohort of running influencers who have made ££ in the last few years. She doesn’t want to put in the work though as she doesn’t really like running and basically wants brands to pay her to pootle around Parkrun and try different pairs of leggings while doing half assed reviews.

There’s not many influencers who are dieticians so she has a huge advantage over lots of other middle of the road types but she’d rather try and flog 10% off Bermuda races than create actual monetisable content.
 
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Yep I think she really wants to be part of the Becky Briggs/mary McCarthy fast pretty girl crowd but isn’t. She’s actually got a few decent USPs but I don’t think enjoys it enough to put enough effort into it anymore
 
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I think she is really jealous of the younger cohort of running influencers who have made ££ in the last few years. She doesn’t want to put in the work though as she doesn’t really like running and basically wants brands to pay her to pootle around Parkrun and try different pairs of leggings while doing half assed reviews.

There’s not many influencers who are dieticians so she has a huge advantage over lots of other middle of the road types but she’d rather try and flog 10% off Bermuda races than create actual monetisable content.
I'm not sure how good dietician she is. I'm surprised by the amount of tummy problems she has during long runs. Even I managed to understand cause-effect and rarely have any problem like that anymore (e.g. I don't engulf 2 millions of gels)
 
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I'm also really confused by her and especially her Peloton pushes and lies. She's banging on about using it for this and that, yet she hasn't taken a bike class since October 2013. So why is she lying to her audience and self. This is one reason why people won't relate and brands probably see through her bull
 
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Charlie: I’m not running a spring marathon, woe is me, my life is so hard, please give me clicks and likes on my Peloton ad
Also Charlie: i’m signing up for a summer marathon which is on the other side of the world, a 24hr flight away from my husband and child

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The state of her witching about Parkrun this morning and Bertie. If he didn’t want to go in the buggy then accept it. It was also bloody freezing cold and snowy where I am so if it was the same down south then why even think it’s was fair to drag him out
 
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The state of her witching about Parkrun this morning and Bertie. If he didn’t want to go in the buggy then accept it. It was also bloody freezing cold and snowy where I am so if it was the same down south then why even think it’s was fair to drag him out
She took him on new years day and that was bloody cold and miserable too, I'm not surprised he didn't want to do another one!! Are they still planning on another one because that will make parkrun even more challenging


Not sure where she was today but it looked coastal which probably means windy!

Oh and lol at one of her "failures" being chafing from a sports bra...I swear all she ever does is try to find the "perfect bra"...
 
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She said on NYE I think that she wanted to do Parkrun reviews for buggy running so guess child not cooperating kind of defeats the plan. This is the latest in the sequence of reviews she is doing in an attempt to stay relevant. Not sure that will get her any freebies though….
 
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He’s getting to a very tricky age for taking to parkrun! Babies is buggies, great. Children who are old enough to run with you, great! But that in between age of toddlerhood and little boyhood, better off leaving him at home if she can, or not subject him to it!
 
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Is there really that much interest in buggy run reviews? I know people go a bit gaga about parkrun (some are almost cultish about it IMO) but if you have kids of an age where you need to buggy run you're unlikely to stray too far from your nearest ones? Schlepping a toddler and paraphernalia miles just for a parkrun makes no sense, esp if they may have a melt down and refuse when you get there.
 
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@Camperfan this 100%!!! And it’s such a limited audience anyway - my kids are way beyond those years so I couldn’t give a tit about buggy runs. It’s only a short period of time and then move on!
 
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yes and most people use running as a means to get some “me time” - if weather bad then i wouldn’t bother with a buggy run, would just wait for another opportunity to run on own (even if it was very early or very late at night or a treadmill run)
 
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Does anyone else keep getting this advert pop up? I'd love to know the relevance of her running under Christmas light and peloton, because there is zero for this to be an ad. No wonder she's getting dropped by people if this is the awful content she's pumping out. I don't even follow her or peloton and yet I see this crap


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