The Royal Family #57

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We'll find out soon enough. It is good they finally found him. I thought he must be someone being protected.
 
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I googled for 44yr old distant cousins of royalty and got the name of an aristo who works as a venture capitalist, which seems to fit the profile. Name was Lascelles. But that could be putting 2 and 2 together and making 5. The only other candidates were Prince William, Zara Phillips and Gabriella Kingston
 
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I googled for 44yr old distant cousins of royalty and got the name of an aristo who works as a venture capitalist, which seems to fit the profile. Name was Lascelles. But that could be putting 2 and 2 together and making 5. The only other candidates were Prince William, Zara Phillips and Gabriella Kingston
When I hear that surname I automatically think Harewood House and Princess Mary who married into them.
That house was built on the labour of slaves.
 
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This Lascelles is 46 though. Could be a random aristo with mental health issues....Plenty of them around who are ex military with connections.
 
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Nice to see that not all Royal sex offenders can get their mummy to buy them out of trouble.
Marius Borg Hoiby is not royal, his mother is a commoner and the Crown Prince is only his stepfather, his biological father is a man with drug convictions. Indeed arguably his conviction makes the case for a return to royals only marrying other royals and aristocrats or at least only have thoroughly vetted spouses.
Andrew has not been charged or convicted with any sex crime, only arrested for leaking trade secrets allegedly, his mother only paid for a civil settlement it was separate to any criminal investigation
 
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Marius Borg Hoiby is not royal, his mother is a commoner and the Crown Prince is only his stepfather, his biological father is a man with drug convictions. Indeed arguably his conviction makes the case for a return to royals only marrying other royals and aristocrats or at least only have thoroughly vetted spouses.
Andrew has not been charged or convicted with any sex crime, only arrested for leaking trade secrets allegedly, his mother only paid for a civil settlement it was separate to any criminal investigation
Yes, because there are no bad apples in royal circles, right? And from my understanding, I thought they are thoroughly vetted.
 
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Marius Borg Hoiby is not royal, his mother is a commoner and the Crown Prince is only his stepfather, his biological father is a man with drug convictions. Indeed arguably his conviction makes the case for a return to royals only marrying other royals and aristocrats or at least only have thoroughly vetted spouses.
Andrew has not been charged or convicted with any sex crime, only arrested for leaking trade secrets allegedly, his mother only paid for a civil settlement it was separate to any criminal investigation
Only leaking trade secrets and his mother paying off a civil case rather than a criminal one? 🤢
The lengths some people will go to defend these disgusting men is quite something.
 
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Nice to see that not all Royal sex offenders can get their mummy to buy them out of trouble.
His mum is knee deep in the Epstein scandal so maybe not the best role model.

Plus they've been trying to get him a lighter sentence cos his mum is ill.

And personally I feel 4yrs for grape isn't much of a sentence.
 
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This Lascelles is 46 though. Could be a random aristo with mental health issues....Plenty of them around who are ex military with connections.
They get around that family! I posted a wedding video of one of them. His wife divorced him and married Jeremy Thorpe (the famous politician) from what I remember.
 
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I think her outfit today was very mother of the bride. It's nice, just looked like a wedding outfit! She could do an Anne and keep it got when George gets married 🤣
 
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When I saw the name Lascelles I immediately thought of Tommy Lascelles.

I looked him up and that family are all over TRF.
 
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His mum is knee deep in the Epstein scandal so maybe not the best role model.

Plus they've been trying to get him a lighter sentence cos his mum is ill.

And personally I feel 4yrs for grape isn't much of a sentence.
Oh I absolutely agree it seems ridiculously lenient.
I was just a bit flabbergasted at someone putting more effort into proving he wasn’t a “real” Royal than being appalled by his crimes.
 
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When I saw the name Lascelles I immediately thought of Tommy Lascelles.

I looked him up and that family are all over TRF.
They do seem quite "cold".Tommy Lascelles was cold.
Princess Mary wasn't happily married to that family either.

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and the current one looks to have a bit of a f you look about him

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ETA This was the Queen's favourite private secretary:

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