A Seat FR….formula racing. Ideal first car. She’s safe as she can be our katee.
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Recap. After 33 (?!) blissful years of breastfeeding, Sue decide to pickle her tits for prosperity in a bid to rip her last child off her boob (who in fairness never seems arsed although did seem to see it as a share the master suite with the preedo and the weirdo) so she could go on a ridiculously extravagant holiday to the Maldives). First class didn’t we noawall?? Bet the production team enjoyed cattle class. I mean, they’ve never been away without the kids and after 30 years married to her crusty brows, apart from all the other times including a secret trip to nyc to collect those suitcases) that nowall accidentally did a live on Instagram for seconds.
The channel 5 (in)continuity editors along with the minions failed to see all the chronological errors in their footage including popping shoes on in a rush to go to her mams whilst her slippers from the resort were there. Popping flared jeans to walk down the steps but skinny jeans on either side of this footage along with carrying empty suitcases. The children all clubbed together to compile a spreadsheet that an office worker with a couple of years experience would produce…formatted to perfection but apparently the kids put all that together. Whilst little Casper read from a paper in the garden, she struggled to not say out aloud the exact words of this surprise, so just mouthed along instead.
In between nowall teaches us how to underfeed our children so they too can look grey and malnourished on a potato bake at 50p a head.
Oh and in a bid to save electric on their prepaid meter (wtaf?), Oscar made a spreadsheet and a brew from water from the iron which Sue declined….perhaps she should’ve shown him how to use the quooker tap instead but hey ho. Savings included dad storming in to the bathroom after 2 mins of using an electric shower. Which in another continuity error was a gravity-fed thermostatic shower and doesn’t even work off the electric.
. Didn’t ever occur to them to turn off the swimspa as apparently that only costs a couple of quid a day to run.
And in a bid to help these people surviving off the foodbank, they played “let’s be hypocrites” by putting packs of uniform together whilst clothing their children for free thanks to Asda donating their kids clothes. Maybe donate that on too and buy your own next time eh?
And finally katee passed her test thanks to eating bananas so they’ve bought her a seat fast car as clearly insurance costs and safety isn’t an issue when you’ve just passed. We all assume it’s babysitting money for all the times she’s watched the children…maybe a maybach or Ferrari would’ve equated to minimum wage if they were looking to make it like for like.
sorry that was a bit epically waffley
