The Lodge Guys #52 Still on the scam, won’t drive the van, don’t ask them questions you’ll just get a ban.

[florida1011]

Mr Google wasn’t even aware that Durham cathedral had been a filming location for Harry Potter and Avengers until he whipped out his phone. No doubt they only went in because it was raining and wanted to keep shelter. As soon as they read up on it you can see how giddy they are… i can imagine him “oh this is pissin great content for us American friends”
Lee was almost jizzin in his undies pointing out those zig zags on the pillar in the scene where Thor goes back to Asgard “ooohh this is the closest I’ve ever been to Chris Hemsworth”

 

[Red Fraggle]

Why has Pouty developed that fake laugh recently? Trying too hard to make out he’s enjoying this tit show?
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Would that be the "Hee hee hee ha ha ha" fake laugh?

 

[Theodore]

Toaster
Prick: “It’s only 850 watts it’s perfect for the van”
Pouty holds up box clearly showing toaster is 1150 watts.

 

[OrlandoJonesy123]

Alnwick Castle tonight's vlog Tattlers. I wonder if he knew beforehand that it was used as Brancaster Castle in Downton Abbey?

Prick is the font of all knowledge.

Alnwick is pronounced Anick as the L and the N are silent apparently.

Eh? That booze has destroyed every single brain cell.

 

[DeakyBlinderz]

Trouble in paradise eh when they were explaining about the space you could tell they had a massive argument

 

[OrlandoJonesy123]

Overcast and pissing down with rain.

Yet….

P.S and why is he wearing Michael Jackson’s glove?

 

[Red Fraggle]

"I don't know where all the dust comes from". Yer sitting in a bleeping layby next to a field ya glaiket bleep.

 

[Lifeisgood]

Toaster
Prick: “It’s only 850 watts it’s perfect for the van”
Pouty holds up box clearly showing toaster is 1150 watts.

It takes the same amount of energy to boil water or toast bread, it just takes longer when the appliance is less powerful. It's not going to actually save any energy, unless Prick has figured out a way to break the rules of physics.

 

[DeakyBlinderz]

The European trip isn't seeing the light of day that van will be gone before the summer starts it's clear as day that it is nothing like Pouty thought it would be and Prick can't stand been stuck in a confined space with Pouty

 

[She_Who_Cant_Be_Named]

Trouble in paradise eh when they were explaining about the space you could tell they had a massive argument

Like we did not see this coming!! Doesn't help that Nick has no chill and Lee has no get up and go about him. Fine when you are in a larger space, but when you are literally on top of each other, you need to communicate and make it clear what is expected (and not just Nicks way)

Did they even consider what they would do in bad/wet weather?! if they didn't have the bed in the shower they could have added some hooks in there for wet clothes. How many floods from the shower till the flooring is ruined?

Problem is neither of them appreciate the slow pace of life that comes with vanlife/camping. Things will take longer to heat, cook etc and you adapt to it. You don't expect the same speed as a fully connected house. Nick is going to give himself a hernia if he keeps fretting about the battery every time the turn on a switch

 

[Flowerstar68]

Getting way behind again.

 

[Red Fraggle]

Oh dear if we are seeing this much spite and bitching on camera one can only imagine the fights that are going on off camera.

 

[geordiegirl]

New thread here peeps:

The Lodge Guys #53 The vantanic is sinking, which got Nick thinking, he'll start on the drinking

Thanks to @Fatman74 for the shiny new thread! Prev thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/the-lodge-guys-52-still-on-the-scam-wont-drive-the-van-dont-ask-them-questions-youll-just-get-a-ban.44600/ As you were!

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