Girls if you are watching at home have a look at our lovely pool. Better than the mosquitoe infested old sink we booked for you in France
Horrible pair of little selfish twats.
Kids end up in little pokey car with cases across the legs and house with a puddle for a pool and an adult sleeping in garage of whatever it was.
And when it’s time for them to go away
They need a 7 seater and a villa with empty bedrooms to rattle around in.
You slimy little begging pair of scumbags, give Fook all to anyone and rinse anyone you can of meals and accommodation.
You couldn’t even break the habit when it come to your mother could you prick.
We know you read here, the crocodile tears and bollox about, oh my mum sat here a year ago, she has a cup of tea here, she would want us to go on holiday…. Fook off
You was a waste of space as a son, and all the rings with ashes and other apparent moments of feeling flat are embarrassing.
Drive that caravan on wheels into obscurity and don’t come back.