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But #boymum amiiiiiiirite.
It looks very much like Knox has aged out of his pink (I hesitate to call it a phase… but what else was it?) but Sezzy can’t let go! I’m certain it grinds her gears that she didn’t have girls. Although with how “average” looking her boys are it’s a blessing really. They would have made very unfortunate looking girls.
I honestly think that in her algorithm centred pea brain she thinks that sharing something like this, FOR FREE, to her stadium of followers is all she needs to do to help a cause. The rest of us see it as performative, she sees it as a magnanimous act of charity.
This is going to be a long day...
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This is going to be a long day...
So, Knox has the day off school to watch Sez have her hair blow dried? Just how every 9 year old kid spends their birthday.
As a child, my birthday always fell in the school holidays, I was always envious of my friends who had their birthday while they were at school, being the centre of attention on their special day. All of them had to go to school too - you didn’t get the day off? You’d be at school all day super excited to get home and unwrap your presents and go out for dinner!
I wonder if they realise that all the crap they go on about with the super-sensitive, pink-wearing, rainbow-child Knoxxxxyyyyy doesn’t make him endearing. It just makes the kid come across as obnoxious and quite unlikeable.
Bet you $20 Knox will also be having his hair blow dried in 3 …. 2 ….So, Knox has the day off school to watch Sez have her hair blow dried? Just how every 9 year old kid spends their birthday.
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Way to teach external validation from strangers on the internet 
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Well that’s a lie because Knoxxy has no friends
I know deep in my heart that Knoxxxy-boy is a bit of a curd at school.
Also, do y’all think Sarah pushes the pink agenda with him because as far as the Kearnts boys go, he looks the most like her?
My kids love going to school on their birthdays - they take in lollypops, the class sings happy birthday and they spend the day with their friends knowing they are coming home to presents, dinner out and cake. Having the day off school for your birthday isn't a thing.
Also, how thrilling getting to spend his time watching Beaky at the hairdresser
Also, how thrilling getting to spend his time watching Beaky at the hairdresser
Incoming...1...2...3 what a fabulous idea. Now let's stay tuned cause it'll happen. Some new engagement and likes. What do you think Sez, is this a good idea?
I can't
Raising little narcissists 🫠Way to teach external validation from strangers on the internet
Sarah posting her address and people being curious about the listing is weird. But those same people messaging a young boy they don’t know to say happy birthday and how amazing he is is okay
A day off for your birthday, when the kids have missed out on so much from the lockdowns and not being able to go to school Big Sezz!
Pick a lane big bird!
Pick a lane big bird!
I need to start keeping track of how often she gets her hair done. It’s more than once a week at this point 
She reined her spending in to secure the mortgage, but she’s back! I hope this means she’ll still be in Brisbane this weekend
She reined her spending in to secure the mortgage, but she’s back! I hope this means she’ll still be in Brisbane this weekend
Why is he sitting on the baby booster seat at the hair dressers ?
He really is the spitting image of her isn’t he. Poor kid.
Because his parents are height challenged
And he’s a baby you know….
That stuffed toy has to go. I'm all for kids being kids... but carrying that tit around the shops. It's a nope from me.
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