The Ingham Family #98 Still exploiting your daughter(s)? Stick your head in cold water

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I've never noticed the Tom Delonge signature tattoo on his arm before, has he even met him?! 10x sadder if he hasn't!

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Tom Delonge's signature.

Better yet is the kid in the picture behind him looking like he’s getting a good run up to take a swing at him with whatever stick is in his hand .. kid is all like Imma smash that tattoo right of you foo
 
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That is so so true every word you said there is perfect

And £3 for UK shipping, and £15 for international!!
She is just a rip off and whoever buys them from her must be crazy as you can buy exactly the same at a fraction of the cost and free postage
 
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A few of the comments on the vlog for the dare suggesting creepy shave his hair or die it pink lol
 
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seeing his t-shirt, imagine him in one of those ones that change colour when you sweat

hyperglow or something

edit - global hypercolour
 
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Todays Vlog Summary - so you don't have to watch it (24th April)

Firstly we begin with a clip of creepy hoovering and some lovely footage of his feet...I mean what else does he do...
And todays its creepy starting the vlog off,(nice to have a break from the 'gooooddd morninggg litttleee mannn') and he explains the schoolwork the kids are doing.
Todays its Esme doing fractions with Lazy- no appearance of the coins in a baking tray just yet. Isla is doing fractions.
And then we have a clip of Jace walking about the kitchen and them telling him to get his shoes, and he proceeds to get said shoes. Similar to asking your dog to find their toy.
Apparently Jace looks like Boris Johnson - Sarah disagrees, but 'theres nothing wrong with Boris Johnson' *cough* TORY *cough*
Cut to our usual montage of Jace playing outside and the girls doing work.
Isabelle is up in her room as usual - best place to be with that family.

Now Esme is explaining her desk - that hair still isn't out yet unfortunately. She has some books from the pound shop which are wait for it obviously a pound. And she also has a secret box of sweets with some cream eggs, no doubt one of them is Izzys.
We then turn to Sarah who is complaining about helping with homeschool, looking after Jace and doing cleaning etc (even though Creepy does all the cleaning). Also heres a snippet of Lazy's 'perfect parenting' - Sarah sat helping Isla with fwractionzz (As pronounced by Isla)

Cut to Lazy making some snack found off facebook with pastry and Nutella - Esme has filmed it as a tiktok, hopefully not to the Captain Hook song - and spoiler alert, they are an absolute mess, and look vile. Classic expectation v reality joke here, Lazy absolutely creasing, probably the only form of exercise she gets.
Oh wow here's Izzy making her 5 second appearance.
Cut to Izzy's segment...AND HERE IS THE MENTION OF THE TUFF TABLE!!!!!!! Clearly been told by Sarah to say how good it is, even though she is 14.

Now Sarah is rambling about some pink pens and shipping - daily dose of promoting the Ifam store, which is basically a store full of overpriced tat. Apparently Chris is out skating outside...probably causing the neighbours some more grief by having to look at his greasy face and hair.

Apparently Sarah is gonna call her family, her dad and Nannerrrr (dk what happened to that poor woman do we actually know what went on?).
TUFF TABLE TIMEEEE OMGGGG...no its not.. its another 'activity'- its basically putting coloured water in a bag and sticking it to a window...hardly worth mentioning.
Also here we see more of Sarah's orders....for the TUFF TABLEEE - mentioned for the 35385648th time today.
*insert the typical montage they usually have*

Ew Creepy is back...TUFF TABLE TIMEEEE AGAIN - Today its not pasta...oh no...its not beer either....ITS SNOW. Honestly every time the words tuff table are mentioned, take a shot, you'll be on the floor within about 5 minutes its mentioned that often.
Annndddd another typical montage...we've seen it all before.

Also a mention for the Youtubers for the NHS - have to give them credit for that - they're doing dares/suggestions?? Personally I dare Chris to actually own up to his actions from the past few years and take the consequences...think thats a fun one lmao
Typical montage of Jace and poor prinny (WHO STILL HASN'T BEEN WALKED) and wow they're filming themselves clapping for the NHS - obvs had to get that in the vlog to show what wonderful people they are.

Esme has got some creme eggs in her room - knew it was her who nicked Isabelle's. AND NOW CHRIS IS SNOOPING ABOUT HER ROOM. Alright Creepy thats not doing you any favours with ur reputation.
Esme is now chasing Chris and poor prinny is going wild...probably form being inside for about 6 months. Esme's having a hissyfit because of the creme eggs - im sure you have a tonne more boxes, curtsey of those 60 Easter eggs Sarah bought.

Finally we have another plug of Ifam march - those make up bags AGAIN for ur lip balm, bobble toiletry bag thing for all those pads falling out ur bag. And thats another day from the Minghams x
 
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Lazy if your on here I've just had a burger for my tea and I've used your line if I want a burger for my tea I'll have a burger for my tea. (To the other half that said you dont usually have burgers)
 
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We've seen his mum's nipples (sorry if you're eating, but it is where Chris gets his bitty)
 
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Yes. Him going for a skate is fine if it's like a walk, but playing on his toys isn't. Imagine a kid looking out the window asking Thier mum if they can play out cos "that big kid is"
 
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what’s that puzzle piece on his chain? does lazy have the other bit assuming they’re one of them jewellery things like the split hearts
The only thing I am aware of that the puzzle piece represents is the awareness ‘ribbon’ for autism
 
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Why haven’t they taken that god awful cheap hair out yet, they really are risking damaging Esme’s hair especially as it will already be brittle from all the shit they were doing to it last week
 
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Lazy if your on here I've just had a burger for my tea and I've used your line if I want a burger for my tea I'll have a burger for my tea. (To the other half that said you dont usually have burgers)
Me too!!! Burgah buddies.

Do you think Sarah realises she can make her own burgahhhh out of the mince she got on the butchery?
 
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Can you imagine waiting behind a bush with a jet wash and once Malibu Barbi comes.... Whooooosh! Straight in the gob! I'd pay to see that and I'd never stop laughing!
As long as you shout whoo as you whooooosh then I'm in
 
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what’s that puzzle piece on his chain? does lazy have the other bit assuming they’re one of them jewellery things like the split hearts
I can imagine Lazy buy them matching puzzle necklaces in Claire's Accessories!!

What with the global hypercolour t-shirt (haven't seen one of those in years!) and the Tom Delonge tattoo. I'm getting serious second hand embarrassment. Even more than usual
 
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Better yet is the kid in the picture behind him looking like he’s getting a good run up to take a swing at him with whatever stick is in his hand .. kid is all like Imma smash that tattoo right of you foo
Go on Jace, knock him out lad
 
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