SOMETHING CRAZY HAPPENED!!
Vlog startw with Jace crawling and Sarah screeching. She makes Jace some peanut butter on toast and banana for breakfast. She puts butter on under the peanut butter. 
Creepy is outside doing the rubbish. Lazy cackles.
Lazy says they are off to the office to send off some more Alibaba blankets and notebooks.
Creepy gets in his car and pretends he's going to drive to the dump. He moans about the size of the bins and says they're not enough for a family of 6. Just order another one then you lazy, moaning
tit.
Lazy is at B&M for some bits and bats including more envelopes for Alibaba and Me and the tacky notebooks.she picks up some pyjamas and dumps them on Jace's pram.
Lazy is at the office and says she has had a delivery of more products from Alibaba. She shows the blue taggie, the hideous flower bib and the balloon blanket. She films the notebook and says she has signed the first 50.
Lazy is at dance and says they have nearly sold out of the notebooks. She says it's not about the money. Oh yes it is Lazy, you need to be able to afford that 500k mortgage. She boasts about the notebook selling out.
Creepy is at home with Isabelle. Creepy says they want to do something fun so they're going to order a takeaway blind. Not my definition of 'fun' but each to their own.
Creepy has opened a word document to write pizza, Chinese, Indian, kebab and they're going to use a number generator to choose. Isabelle doesn't know what a kebab is.
They're having a kebab. Isabelle puts a beanie over her yes and spins the screen on the phone to choose the restaurant. Lazy then calls Creepy and tells him they're all eating together at home.
Esme and Isla are upstairs watching a video. Creepy makes them jump.
Lazy is sat on the sofa in some rainbow pyjamas she bought earlier and says she might get more tomorrow. Creepy gets jealous and has a tantrum, saying she won't because she didn't get him any. She says she pinned Esme down and breathed Monster Munch breath on her.
Isla butts in and thanks the ifam for
funding her next birthday shopping haul buying all the notebooks. Lazy pretends to be sad that some people missed them and will order some more from the 'supplier'.
Lazy boasts about it being a year since she passed her driving test and that she drove to France
because Creepy is banned from driving.
Lazy ends the vlog and says they have a meeting with
crappy Shortle tomorrow about the Meet and Greet and Jace's tea party. She says the word 'cushty', but Creepy says she can't say it. She kisses the screen with her herpes lips.
End of vlog.
Sorry the roundup was a bit later tonight guys.
Wake me up when this bullsh*t ends
why did Chris say a family of 5? Can’t he not count now? He’s also got so fat lately too!!!!
