DADS AWAY - GIRLS DAY OUT!
Lazy starts the vlog. The thicko thought the car was breaking down but it's just a dodgy car. She tells us she is going to collect Esme and Creepy is off to 'skate'. She implies it's nice to have a break from Creepy.
Esme is in the car and tells us she drove to Hobbycraft in a Porsche.
Back home and Jace is standing. Lazy is trying to get him to say 'wow'. Jace has the remote and apparently likes the lights on the TV. Be careful Sarah, in a couple of months that might be through the TV during a tantrum. He does have Dixon genes after all.
Everyone is in the Kitchen (which is a mess as usual) and Sarah tells them they are off to the garden centre. Isabelle looks so over this
tit. Isla is looking at Esme so she knows how to react.
They're at Tong Garden Centre and Lazy complains about the cold and how busy it is. She says it isn't the same when it isn't Christmas.
Creepy is out on the prowl in Bradford and seems over the top giddy about going skating.
The girls look at the faries and Lazy says they can have a fairy garden at the new house. They look at some dolls and other toys.
They go to the indoor play area and Sarah tells us they nearly weren't let in as it was full. They had to wait 15 minutes to go in. The girls play in the outdoor play area for a while and then they have some time in the indoor area. Lazy said it was only 5 minutes but it definitely seemed longer. Creepy blurred out people in the background too for once. Isla and Esme take him on the slide. Sarah needs to either teach Isla how to carry Jace properly or not let her walk around with him at all.
We're treated to some clips of Creepy skating. Unfortunately he doesn't fall. He says some areas were too dangerous to skate in. I really can't be bothered to listen to him anymore.
Lazy has taken the kids for a carvery.
Creeoy is home and sat on the sofa with Lazy. He says he has showered (doubtful). Lazy tells us she hasn't showered. They're off back to one of the houses they saw on Friday tomorrow to measure and are viewing another house that is more expensive but still in budget. They hope to have the house they want b the end of tomorrow. One is cheaper and needs an extension but the other is perfect.
Watch out Bradford, Creepy and Lazy may be moving into your neighbourhood.
I'm happy to do the vlog round ups whilst
@Ghost82 is away if people want them.
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what in the last 2 mins? So either she’s a big a liar as her mother and step dad or she has the brain / memory of a goldfish 
(even the contrast between Izzy’s 13th birthday in Singapore, in the family vlog it was a surprise but then in Izzy’s vlog she said something different..) I can’t imagine what it’s like having to live like that.
