The vlog is called My morning make up routine!
(Wow they really are getting desperate. Sarahs eyebrows usually look like they were shot on by paint in a water gun so this should be fun!)
The vlog starts with Sarah screeching at Jace while he eats cut up grapes from his high chair.
Sarah’s sitting on the sofa and mentions that Isabelle has phoned from school and mentioned that she wanted to go on a medieval trip with school so Sarah has payed the deposit but then Isabelle phoned saying none of her friends are going on that trip and they’re all going on the ski trip instead. Sarah isn’t sure if she can change it. Seriously sarah?
She already misses out on doing things with friends so you can film your vlogs. Sarah says she’s become obsessed with skiing after Lapland and wants to do a ski trip this year so I’m guessing that will be a no for Isabelle then.
Sarah needs to go to the office to do some promotions blah blah blah and she mentions that her new stock should be arriving in a week or so. She’s now babbling on about what make up she uses while Jace shouts for attention from the high chair. She ignores him and shows the rest of her make up.
Jace screams from the high chair again.
Sarah tries to be zoella and puts on the make up. It cuts to the next part and it looks like she’s reapplied it and scrubbed off the dark brown bronzer cheeks.
Jace is still shouting from the high chair.
Sarah says one of the reasons they’re selling the house is because the rooms are so small. Im guessing Chris will call the rooms cosy-esc when the new buyers are viewing it.
Jace is on the floor with his drum. They’re waiting for creepy to crisp and dry his hair.
Sarah calls Edinburgh ‘breadinburgh’ and plugs the car seat wrap. She thinks it will be better with a five point harness so I’m guessing Jane will be busy with the scissors in the office cutting two more holes on all the car seat wrap stock that’s due.
Sarah is trying it out on her car seat she said it’s annoying on her car seat because of the head support. She says it’s frustrating. I’m pretty sure most car seat have head supports Sarah.
Jace looks like he hates his car seat cover. He cries to get out.
Chris is saying they’re off to the office and then they’re going to do something exciting that’s “new house-esc.” Oh
duck off creepy!
In the office and Sarah is saying that Jace flung himself out of his bumbo seat.
Creepy is in the backseat of the car now. They’ve just left the office. He tells the ifam “y’all are gonna love what’s coming.” When he plugs his ifam merch. I’m guessing the ifam pencil cases and notebooks are on the way for all the “adult” ifam. He mentions they’re off to do something to do with the new house but he can’t film it. They’re probably off to Costa for a pink hot chocolate.
Next clip and they’re in costa for a chai latte and a pink hot chocolate. Chris says Jace slept through the entire meeting at the new house. Sarah says she doesn’t usually get to eat dinner when the girls are at dance on a Wednesday. Sure you don’t sarah.
The camera goes back to Sarah after she’s swallowed all the cream on her drink. She wasn’t keen on it. They’re off to get the girls from school and then they’re off to dance.
Isla crawls on the floor while Jace stands up at the sofa.
Isabelle has a face mask and zebra ears on in her bedroom.
Back on Jace he’s asleep again in the car seat wrapped in Sarahs car seat blanket. They’re back from dance. Chris tries to wake him up by saying “Jace we’ve got namnams.”
Esme shows off her outfit and babbles on about tik tok and shows off her dance.
Sarah explains why she’s waking Jace up at half past eight. She says he’s still in his clothes and needs to be bathed and changed and also he’s breastfed so he’s sleeping in her room. She’s happy with the routine they have and it works for them. Sarah you moan daily that he’s not sleeping and he’s being fussy so i don’t think it’s working for you.
Isla pops up beside Sarah and pouts. Sarah turns the camera to Jace so isla pops up beside Jace so the camera cuts to Jace standing at his toy table and you can only see Islas hand. I’m guessing creepy and Sarah are worrying about the kids being in the vlog! No hell no coppa!
As creepy would say that was a very lot boring-esc.