The vlog is called This was a hair makeover fail.
The vlog starts with Sarah complaining about the mess in the kitchen. She wishes she could curl up into a ball and watch Christmas movies. She has lots of jobs to do today like taking the Christmas decorations down.
Sarah is now complaining that they’ve sold the house but they’re in limbo because the new buyers want to move in as soon as they can but Sarah and Chris are lazy idiots who haven’t found anywhere else to move into and they’re scared the buyers will pull out if they stay too long. Imagine buying a house and those self entitled arseholes won’t move out of it.
Oh well you've got a tin can outside. Move into that.
Sarah says they need to move the marble table because Jace keeps climbing on it.
Sarah is in the car complaining that her car is dirty but that’s the least of her worries today. She feels like she’s not filmed much today. That’s because you haven’t Sarah. She’s probably been lay on the sofa while Chris hoovers the new buyers carpets again.
She lies and says she’s spent all day cleaning. She’s off to get the girls from school.
Creepy is sitting on the stairs and talking in a baby voice to prinny woo. Prinny looks like she’s wondering who the greasy Dick head is who keeps saying her name in a creepy voice.
Chris is now slagging off the lighting in the house he’s trying to sell. He’s bought new lights to make filming better.
Creepy is complaining about his face feeling fat. He pretends he’s been to the doctors for more antibiotics. Sure you have creepy. He’s not mentioned his sciatica-ish back yet.
Chris shows a shot of isabelles bedroom looking like a pigsty so when Sarah said they’ve been cleaning all day she obviously meant that Chris has dumped all the crap in there.
Sarah’s back. She has a present for Chris. It’s a laundry basket. Creepy acts like she’s just brought a teenager home for him. “Yes mate! The one thing I asked for.”
Now we know why the views will be dropping. Boring bastards!
The tree is in a box and the marble table is about to be moved if old tonsillitis back can lift it. Exciting stuff!
Sarah has helped Chris drag the marble table upstairs. Chris looks winded and Sarah moved so I’m guessing they’ll both be needing a three week break from the office to recover. They say they’re hiring a removal company to bring it back down.
Sarah’s scraping at the rug to get the table marks out. I smell low views on the horizon!
Sarah pretends that the neighbours husband is Scottish. Sure he is Sarah!
She says she’s just had a chinwag with her about offending Scots by saying iron bru. Sure you have Sarah.
Isabelle is unpacking. She’s found a blonde wig under her bed so she thought it would be fun to try it on and be someone else.
Back in the kitchen and i’ll guess those are the cleaners Cadbury roses on the breakfast bar because I doubt they‘d leave chocolate in Edinburgh. They’ve just finished dinner. The girls had lasagna and Izzy had oven baked pasta. Jace had both pastas, chicken and garlic bread.
The living room looks bare according to Sarah. Jace and Isla are crawling on the floor. Sarah cackles.
Prinny has a big stain on her back because Jace dropped his lasagna on her at dinner.
Creepy is holding Jaces hands and trying to get him to stand up. Sarah mentions she’s got nowhere to put her cup of tea now the table is gone. She pretends that Jace just stood up on his own yet for some reason she doesn’t turn the camera on him.
Sarah has a conclusion. They want to caravan school the girls and travel around england in the tin can for a year. Creepy wants to start in Scotland. Sarah nervous giggles incase he thinks she’s serious. They barely managed 4 weeks across Europe and haven’t even used it since so i doubt that will be happening.
End of a very lot boring vlog. I can’t see all the little ifam watching them much longer. I’m pretty sure they asked if the girls and Jace could have a channel by themselves not long ago so I can’t see them sticking around to watch creepy and big franks ma talking about cups of tea and getting excited over laundry baskets.