Todays vlog is called Something’s wrong with her lips!
The vlog starts with Jace in his high chair. He’s not happy. Sarah says “Are you being a little paddy peg? Are you having a paddy?” He bangs his head against his high chair and looks like he wants to get out. Sarah gives him some orange slices.
Sarah babbles on about Jace wanting to be breastfed in the morning instead of having his porridge right away. Jace cries for his porridge. Then there’s a montage of Jace eating his porridge.
Jace is sat on the floor with his toys. Sarah sings “he’s got allllllll the cups.”
Sarah has a busy day. She’s saying that isla has only just told her that today is the day she’s singing carols at matalan and she wants her to go and watch her for an hour and half. (Funny because Sarah told the vlog a few days ago.) She plugs the sleepover tents and then says she’s been replying to a ton of emails from people worrying that they’re not going to receive their blankets in time for Christmas. Every vlog is the same. They film the same boring day on repeat.
It’s twelve o’clock and Sarah has answered some emails. Let in the tent woman to collect the tents. Fed Jace and she’s got an hour before she goes to watch isla sing carols for an hour and half before school finishes and “it’s mum life after school so I’ve got no day to do anything.” I can’t believe she thinks that is a busy day. The fact that she can go and stand outside matalan for an hour and half to watch carols shows she’s not busy at all. All she seems to do is complain that she’s busy but She really doesn’t get how easy a life she has.
Back to Jace on the floor with his toys again. Calm down Jace. mummy will be exhausted and need a nap soon from watching you play.
Sarah is sitting in the car. She has a pile of milk tray boxes beside her. They’re for Islas dance teachers at school. She has to go and get gift boxes and sellotape too so fingers crossed she can do it because she only has an hour. Wow! I don’t know how she keeps herself moving seeing how busy she is. she must be bloody exhausted!! She should have a rest and sit in the buggy while Jace pushes her!
Sarah says she feels a victory deep, deep down in her soul because she’s managed to get Jace out of his car seat and into his buggy while he’s still fast asleep. The shop will be a whole lot easier if he’s asleep.
Sarah mentions festive big frank.
Sarah says she’s spent most of today running around like an headless chicken. She’d like to say she got loads done but she didn’t. Islas class raised £88 by carol singing so that’s £88 and 3 ifam pop sockets to buy new books for the school because I doubt Sarah and Chris helped get the total up with a cash donation. I think they’ve forgotten the advent of kindness.
Jace sneezes 4 times in his car seat and Isla shows a calendar she’s made.
Sarah says she would usually still be running around in the 45 minutes before she picks up the two other girls but she feels like she needs to take a step back and her cold sore is burning so they’re off to Costa for a black Forest hot chocolate.
There’s now a montage of the hot chocolate being made in Costa.
Sarah says it’s so nice to sit down and drink a drink while it’s still hot. She couldn’t resist a slice of cake because it was half price and she loves a bargain. Jace is sucking on a shortbread biscuit while he waits for his tea cake. Isla says that because Jace had half of her biscuit she’s having half of his tea cake.
Esme tells the ifam she just had dinner and she broke up from school today. Her friend got her a Christmas present. It’s the smarties pack that Sarah has got for the girls Christmas eve boxes. Esme loves it and says thank you to her friends mum.
I was just about to say there‘s no sign of creepy but “wasssup ifam!” He‘s at Leeds docks. “It’s too pretty! It’s stunning!” He says he’s just wrapped up a full day filming on his blades. He’s complaining about the fog and rain. His sciatica-ish back must be fine today.
It’s coming up to 7pm so he’s on a mission. He’s just got Esmes main gift and that going to arrive on Friday hopefully just in time for him to post it off to Santa first class. His mission now is to do the same for Isabelle. hers is a bit trickier but it has to be sorted tonight “And let’s not forget my queen. Obviously Sarah too I nearly forgot her.” He says hers is the most difficult so he’s keeping it top secret. He says her jaw‘s going to drop. It‘ll be the rose gold MacBook that she picked the other day.
Isabelle looks like she has sore chapped lips. You know they don’t have anything to film when chris is clickbaiting chapped lips.
I just hope it‘s not a cold sore.
Isla and Jace are playing on the floor. Isla is hiding under a baby and me blanket with Jaces slinky dog and Sarah is saying Jace is so close to crawling.
Back with creepy in Leeds. “That’s a big old Christmas tree.” He says. he’s about to get Sarahs present but he won’t show the bag. Then he has shifty eyes as he says “destination unknown.” and shows the Apple shop behind him.
His arm is a lot heavier and his bank account a lot lighter but he’s done it. I’d laugh if it’s another pandora thing that Sarah won’t wear. They don’t mind spending the money the girls are earning on expensive things for themselves though do they?
Chris says he hopes they’ve all reciprocated in the same way with his gangsta voice and then follows it up with his tv presenter voice and says but “the thing is though everyone has asked me what I want for Christmas and there genuinely isn’t anything I want for Christmas. I prefer giving anyway.”
One of the presents is a secret Santa so I think Sarah has got the MacBook. Creepy is off for noodles because he hasn’t eaten all day.
Creepy is babbling about his noodles in walk to wok. Nobody gives a
tit about what sauce you have creepy. Next scene.
Sarah is on the sofa saying it’s super duper late and she’s not stopped. She applauds the ifam for sitting through the vlog because she feels like she’s not stopped moaning. End of vlog.
There ain’t no vlogmas like an the ingham family vlogmas? I can believe that. Vlogmas is supposed to be festive but they get worst each day. If they’re not plugging their overpriced
tit then they’re moaning about something or complaining they’re too busy sat on their arses doing nothing. They act like skating and shopping is a busy full time job. Boring!
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