Sorry it‘s a late one. I had a bad headache last night and didn’t want the screeching inghams making it worst.
Late review of the vlog if anybody still wants to read it. It was a boring one. They didn‘t film much.
The vlog is called Stranded at midnight with nowhere to stay. Call me Evil but I’m cackling like Sarah already!
The vlog starts with Isla showing off her Christmas outfit for school. Creepy shows off a wrapped pink box for Sarah. He’s so excited. Sarah and Jace are still in bed having another of those long sleep ins that Sarah doesn’t usually have. Isla tells chris to film Sarahs face because she wants to see her reaction to the present.
Sarah sings happy birthday to herself and cackles. She sounds pleased with herself as she mentions Jaces jumper is 3-6 months. Jace looks at his book.
Sarah says her plans were to go out for lunch and look around the shops but her new shipment of baby and teen blankets have arrived. She‘s got about 90 of the rainbow blankets to post out so it’s only right that she sacrifices the lunch and makes a start. It must be busy if she’s going in on one of her 6 days off a week!
She’s off to watch Jane fill her big envelopes. She’s excited though because Chris has surprised them with a night away from home tonight.
Sarah‘s sitting in the car. She looks like a unicorn has thrown up on her ankles. She’s showing off the new ugg boots that Creepy bought for her. (Does he know is wife isn’t 8 years old?)
It looks like she’s squeezed into Islas boots. Chris has made them sound super, duper rare and hard to find so she likes them. They’re sold out everywhere and he got the last pair. Sarah calls it a tradition that Chris buys her a pair of ugg boots every year. Once. He bought her uggs once in the time they’ve vlogged and she never wore them and stuck with her scruffy ones. Sarah wouldn’t justify spending that on a pair of shoes but she loves that Chris does it. Meanwhile Isabelle can look forward to some Oggg boots for Christmas for the bargain price of £3.99.
Sarah says she’s had to bribe Jace with a box of malteasers to shake during the car trip. They’re off to pick the girls up from school. They’re watching the grinch at 7:30 in Manchester and the girls finish at 4:30.
They‘re now in a carpark somewhere in Manchester. Chris is explaining that it took 3 hours to get to Manchester. He looks surprised that their was traffic on Friday night. It’s almost 7:20 and they’re rushing towards the theatre but first stop is a quick toilet break and time for Chris to flash open his coat and reveal his grinch jumper. He wooooohoooooo’s.
Montage of Manchester for some filler because it’s a short vlog.
Interval time and creepy, Esme and Isla have come to get booster seats for the girls.
The show is over. Chris shows some light up see saws and points his long finger towards Nando’s. There’s a mini montage of nandos and Isabelle says her lips are chapped. Chris says they didn’t film in Nando’s because they were having a nice family meal.
Creepy is in a carpark. They’ve just said goodbye to granny troll and hi Steve and Chris is acting like he’s booked the inghams into the ritz for the night. They‘re going to have another shopping day in Manchester tomorrow and I’m guessing so Chris can skate in a carpark. They‘re off to check in to the hotel.
Chris is sitting in the hotel bar somewhere. He’s going on about having paid for the hotel in full yesterday but they’ve ran out of rooms and it’s almost midnight. The show wouldn‘t have finished until about 10 and then Nandos. Surely the sensible thing if you’ve got a baby with you would have been to have Chris check in before dinner. who checks in that late with 4 children?
The bar are giving them free drinks and being nice about it. Chris doesn’t think it’s the staffs fault. Sarah clearly does.
Sarah is not loving life right now. She got a face like thunder. She pulls her face and then comes the attitude. “Oh well they did say that we could drive around and find another hotel if we want tow!” (She’s dropped her posh accent now so you can tell she’s pissed off.) “Love to do that. Love to do that at midnight.” She goes on complaining that she didn’t sleep a wink last night she was up every hour. She’s so tired from her lie in this morning. “The hotel did say we could drive around and we could find another hotel to stay at but the carpark is literally mileage from where we are now and it’s bouncing down with rain and hail and I just don’t want to do that.” The hotel is going to put mattresses on the floor for them.
The girls were up early and out to school. Then picked up and driven to Manchester. Late show and then a late dinner I’m assuming after 10 and yet Sarah is tired. Sarah has had a busy day. Sarah wants to sleep. The girls seem fine with it all and are happily sat at the table waiting with their drinks. Sarah looks like she wants to smash in the hotel windows and
tit on the welcome mat.
1am and Sarah is saying they’ve just got in to their makeshift hotel room. She‘s acting like they’ve never been in a hotel with mattresses on the floor. I’m pretty sure that’s been isabelles bed on most of their trips.
“At least we have a roof over our heads and a warm bed to sleep in. Which is more than can be said for the homeless people we’ve seen.” (She’s remembered she’s being filmed and the fakeness is back. she’s back to positive pineapple. She’s left Ranty Rita in the bar.) “I’m not at all angry or annoyed. I’m just grateful that we’ve got a bed.”
She ends the vlog. They barely filmed much to say they actually went and did something for a change. They act more excited and film a longer vlog on the usual night out to pick up a lasagna from Morrisons. I bet granny troll had to drive down with Sarahs blankets so they could pack them in the car during the interval.