Tonight’s vlog. An amazing night in Manchester. (Surprisingly Chris has taken his family with him for a change!)
The vlog starts in Jaces nursery. Sarah mentions that he slept well last night but not in his nursery. She says she needs to get him into a routine. (I’m guessing all day in the pram while she shops isn’t working.)
Sarah does a crawl thing towards Jace and cackles! (She’ll need a nap shortly.)
Sarah is in the office packing up items. She’s shocked at how much time and effort it takes to run a store. Is she serious? She spends most of the day in matalan and b&m.
She thinks they were a bit naive about how much work it would take to do it all by themselves. She‘s too lazy to stick blankets into envelopes now!
She feels like they will be employing someone very soon. Fuck off sarah! Where’s granny troll?!
She plugs her big blanket and shows how they pop a stamp on the envelope so its ready to go!
Sarah can’t believe it’s coming up to 3pm. She’s explaining that Jace has been good on the floor and shuffling on his bum from one side of the office to the other. (She didn’t vlog this.)
Jace is being pushed through the carpark. Sarah says they’ve nearly taken the roof of the car as they drove in. Sarahs looking for a notice and if she can’t find one “This car park is paying for the damage.”
They're heading to the light switch on but they’re going to try and grab dinner first because they don't start for an hour.
Chris says this place is poppin’
Chris says that Manchester is one of his favourite cities. He says he can no longer tell Sarah off about Christmas because it’s officially started.
The girls have an hot chocolate and Esme spots a crepe store and says she really wants one. Chris laughs and changes the subject to his broken camera again.
They're getting a filled cookie for the girls pre dinner. Chris notices the waffles and Sarahs eyes nearly pop out of her head as she explains that only the cookies are on the offer! No waffles for creepy!
Chris says that they’re making their way to the side of harvey nicks because somebody told them they can watch from there.
2 seconds of music and lights. Is it over? I’m not sure if they’ve watched them yet.
They pass a shop that Isabelle really wants to go in so chris says they’re coming back for a day trip on Saturday. Isabelle mentions something about cool makeup pallets. I doubt they’ll be getting her any. They could have taken her inside but no wait until Saturday Izzy.
Chris is reminiscing about the last time they were in the arndale and over three thousand people turned up to see them. Sarah says that was in the positive days and so full of positivity and love. (She means before people had an issue with Chris allegedly messaging teenagers inappropriately.)
Chris explains that Jace didn’t like the switch on music and it was raining so they went to the German market and then into the arndale to find something to eat but everywhere is closing. They didn’t film any of that. Chris is just telling people while standing on some stairs. (Sounds like they didn’t watch the light switch on.) They should have titled the vlog another boring day filmed in Manchester.
Sarah says it’s all meat places and they’re not eating any meat. Bull shit I bet they’ve been chomping five guys burgers.
They’re off to the Christmas market for something meat free to eat. (So a shared crepe?) Do these idiots really think Manchester doesn't have Vegetarian food?
It looked like they’d payed a person to pretend to be an ifam because a tall guy walks out of the arndale with Sarah and then goes upto Chris. I can’t catch what he says (I think he asked for a picture) but chris says “yeah of course.”
Chris says they have met soooooo many of you guys. (They only filmed the guy they probably paid to be a fan.)
Sarah repeats chris and says we met sooooooo many of you guys!
They're getting some pizza. Sarah says the only food is things like bratwurst and five guys so they’re having margarita pizza and Isla is getting mushroom one. (We don’t see them with the pizzas so my guess is ham and pepperoni)
Chris says it’s been super, super, fun and they met so many of you guys (he says for the tenth time) and took like a million selfies.
A shot of Sarah driving them home. (Too much mulled wine for creepy?)
Sarah is now on the sofa. She says they’ve had a fun night that was spoiled by the rain. Sarah says they will be going back in the next couple of weeks. (When they leave the girls so they can watch the grinch musical for Sarahs treat?)
Sarah shows some matching leggings she has for Jace and Isla. They're from an Instagram page and Sarah wants to order Jace a romper from there.
End of the vlog. 🥱
Sarah didn’t include the mini rant she had on baby and me insta when she was trying to say she wasn’t Alana and hadn’t been putting her own positive review on trust pilot.
Sarah goes out shopping with Nana and instead of the usual primark and B&M, it's River Island and Next. Wonder why 
with the big fluffy hoods, she looked ridiculous! 
I think she settles on a white polar bear coat. I’ve noticed more effort and expense goes into choosing a coat for herself. I’m guessing nana is paying because I think she’s in river island. 
before the scandal they were totally thriving, had lots of lovely holidays, amazing opportunities for the girls and the prospect of only growing more popular with time, but thanks to the narcissism of their father it’s all but evaporated. It might not happen just yet, but eventually one day Isabelle, Esme & Isla will recognise exactly what their ‘father’ took from them, and how their ‘mother’ failed again and again to protect them.
xxxx
