Oh good Lord, that skating video is an absolute pile of shite.
What must the neighbours, or any right-minded person over 12, think if they see this flabby middle-aged dad in his chavy tracksuit and greasy beanie playing on his skates in the street.
Even without his predilection for teenage girls the man is a fucking embarrassment. Lazy should have kicked his sorry arse to the kerb last July and changed the locks.
I’m sure mummy Jane would have taken him in and told him what a big brave boy he was. She could have fed him tuna sandwiches and stroked his fevered brow before messaging all the secret gossip to the menopausal mafia.
What must the neighbours, or any right-minded person over 12, think if they see this flabby middle-aged dad in his chavy tracksuit and greasy beanie playing on his skates in the street.
Even without his predilection for teenage girls the man is a fucking embarrassment. Lazy should have kicked his sorry arse to the kerb last July and changed the locks.
I’m sure mummy Jane would have taken him in and told him what a big brave boy he was. She could have fed him tuna sandwiches and stroked his fevered brow before messaging all the secret gossip to the menopausal mafia.