Ellerious
Active member
Shit I would .. bring in the secret love child, monetise the shit out of that unfortunate indiscretion for s week or so and then shut the whole shit show down. Denial and the secret police aren’t bringing in the big $$ might as well use what you have availableI’m surprised the other son hasn’t been brought into the videos as click bait!
That’ll bring the punters in .. better than a pomegranate puppy.
Given as you can tell them what text to read out for your $20 you could have some serious fun with that
“It is I, duchess of Matalan and ruler of all of Asda. The greasy duke of Delonge would like to wish you a very happy 16th birthday”
So much potential for carnage, not enough brains to see it coming
God I am so easily amused
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