The Ingham Family #37 Lazy is traumatised, but it's all ok after a Five Guys

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mags

The Eskimo said:
I guess that he’s moulting, like some feral cat and has shed copious amounts of his ginger mop everywhere.
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Who? The Ginger Ninja? I would say he's like a smelly tom cat but he'd probably love being named after the (real) Delonge.
 
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Web30

Ooh good point!
 
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Ellerious

I wonder if lazy is really expressing like he said or her idea of expressing is making a bottle seeing as she couldn’t be arsed to express and feed him before his emotional 20 hour reconstructive surgery
 
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mags

Does Sarah get prescriptions? I thought she bought her medicinal supplies from Amazon. (Not the best state of affairs when you trust Amazon more than you trust the NHS......allegedly.)

I really hope Jace starts to fill out a bit now though. I can't imagine that any tongue tie was the only thing contributing to his failure to thrive but we'll see what happens. Fingers-crossed he gets what he needs.
 
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Minipod

If ‘surgery’ was that cheap more people could afford to have their ‘surgery’ done privately.
 
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GiggleBee

She has to be lying about noone noticing the tongue tie surely, especially if it was as bad as they say it was.
 
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Missusnaz

Ellerious said:
True that! If I got my vac up on the bed that sheet would be sucked up and gone so that vac can’t have much suction
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That’s why it’s not been sucked up because it’s cheap crap, sorry but I run a cleaning business so when he says he’s ocd, oh you aren’t creepy..if you did the sheets would be washed and not hoovered (think of the germs spreading from prinny doing the toilet on the carpet to the kids mattress ) onesies would be washed and so would you guys! And the beanie too obviously and you would not let the dog lick the baby..
 
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Ellerious

You’d just bring in the hot water, high pressure gurney for that place and blast the beanie right off of his head
 
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Plinkplonk

GiggleBee said:
She has to be lying about noone noticing the tongue tie surely, especially if it was as bad as they say it was.
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It's a tricky one this. They are quite easy to miss. As an ex-midwife now HV I can pretty easily spot a straightforward anterior one but not so good on the posterior ones. We don't really get proper training on diagnosing tongue tie. However, if I had a breastfeeding baby on my caseload who wasn't gaining weight I would absolutely be considering tongue tie as a possible cause and would refer to our baby cafes for the lactation consultant to inspect. I guess the issue is every area of the UK has different services. Don't know what the Leeds (is that where they live? )area has in terms of breastfeeding support. It may be there are no lactation consultants working in public health rather they're only available privately.
 
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Ellerious

GiggleBee said:
She has to be lying about noone noticing the tongue tie surely, especially if it was as bad as they say it was.
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Plus if he was that tongue tied I would have thought he would struggle to keep a pacifier in. It would seem as if it would be too hard to “suck”. I have no idea and just speculating that it would be very tiring and hard to keep in is all
 
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Vickatosis

OCD. Has. Nothing. To. Do. With. Cleaning.

Sure some people with OCD get obsessed with cleaning but equally there are many obsessed with other things.

Absolutely agree he doesn’t have OCD though. Anyone who can cure themselves after one doctors appointment and some self talk didn’t ever have OCD

He might like to clean (or he could be lying about it) but that’s about it.

I’m pretty relaxed with my baby. I let people cuddle him and kiss him etc but there’s no way in hell I’d let a dog lick him I think that’s really gross
 
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Tricham

Dontspillthemilk said:
We hoover the sheets, only when the stupid cat has slept in the bed but we wash the sheets too...
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We have to hoover the sheets sometimes as we have 2 very hairy Ragdoll cats, they like to share the bed whether we like it or not! It's hairy as soon as it's out of the wash and put on the bed!
 
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Tastea

I just look at creepy and know he smells. That greasy mop of his with that beanie on, even on summer days. Eugh.
 
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Youtubegossip

Was meant to send someone an Easter egg and has only just got round to it.

The cheeky bitch then said she saw that she’d had so many Easter eggs she didn’t need anymore anyway. Ironic considering the amount she gives her kids
 
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