Congratulations @Malcolm Conkers
TLDR
- The Dulies continue. This week Chris tried to convince the ifam he was buying a multi million *unspecified currency* penthouse on a building site in the marina. We also learnt that beaches are "all together in a line". Sarah admitted they don't leave the house until 4pm and wondered how yorkshire puddings got to Dubai.
- The trip to Dubai has not changed a thing for poor Isla, who continues to be the least favourite child and ignored by her mother. She is the one who has suffered the most with this move. Isla will be hated until she is of age to be pimped out like her sisters in 12-18 months.
- The Inghams' best friend, Mumma1DonDonz, has been exposed as a liar on another channel.
- Chris has ramped up his pimping out of Esme now she is of age where she is attractive to ponces like himself. She will be turning 15 in just under a month.
- The Inghams' 'best friend' gave them the middle finger. Classy.
- Chris, who claims to earn £10k a day, nearly burst into tears when Sarah added £10 worth of treats to the total of £160 grocery bill.
- Isabelle doesn't know what Brussels Sprouts are.
- Sarah would not under any circumstances move to Florida. She does not eat sugar either remember.
- Chris and Sarah caught the 'stomach' bug but he claims he didn't actually throw up. We all know he was hung over the toilet bowl heaving like a girl and crying for mummy.
Hi Steve
I hope you and Granny Groomer are enjoying your boring life in crime ridden, money grabbing, filthy, grotty England.
Credit to @Cheezychips. There's lots more - go check out the previous thread and sort by 'most liked'!
TLDR
- The Dulies continue. This week Chris tried to convince the ifam he was buying a multi million *unspecified currency* penthouse on a building site in the marina. We also learnt that beaches are "all together in a line". Sarah admitted they don't leave the house until 4pm and wondered how yorkshire puddings got to Dubai.
- The trip to Dubai has not changed a thing for poor Isla, who continues to be the least favourite child and ignored by her mother. She is the one who has suffered the most with this move. Isla will be hated until she is of age to be pimped out like her sisters in 12-18 months.
- The Inghams' best friend, Mumma1DonDonz, has been exposed as a liar on another channel.
- Chris has ramped up his pimping out of Esme now she is of age where she is attractive to ponces like himself. She will be turning 15 in just under a month.
- The Inghams' 'best friend' gave them the middle finger. Classy.
- Chris, who claims to earn £10k a day, nearly burst into tears when Sarah added £10 worth of treats to the total of £160 grocery bill.
- Isabelle doesn't know what Brussels Sprouts are.
- Sarah would not under any circumstances move to Florida. She does not eat sugar either remember.
- Chris and Sarah caught the 'stomach' bug but he claims he didn't actually throw up. We all know he was hung over the toilet bowl heaving like a girl and crying for mummy.
Hi Steve
I hope you and Granny Groomer are enjoying your boring life in crime ridden, money grabbing, filthy, grotty England.Credit to @Cheezychips. There's lots more - go check out the previous thread and sort by 'most liked'!
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, just about caught his huge bald patch on the back of his head. Turning 40 is hitting him hard!! 
with no hat on!! Asking for trouble!
