WE MESSED UP BIG TIME..
Lazy loves Bonfire Night but doesn’t like the cold and loud bangs. The whole thing with pie and peas, toffee apples and cosy vibes together as a whole is nostalgic. Creepstopher is rocking Aurora. Lazy is meant to be launching the Tat and Me Christmas range tonight but Aurora didn’t go to sleep until 1:30am and was back awake at 4:30am. She usually has a quick feed and goes back to sleep but not last night. Nothing but Lazy’s breasts have been able to console Aurora. She has been sat on the bed Christmas shopping. They’re heading home today and have an hour long drive. Esmé wants to wash her hair and then they’re off to Doncaster Racecourse. Creepstopher gives Lazy a cup of tea for the drive. How do you drink your brew? Lazy likes hers milky. Creepstopher likes his with milk and two teas. He asked if they were ready to go and she had to throw on her clothes. She is doing pre orders for Christmas stock this year as it’s easier.
More money for her and too lazy to pack orders it herself more like.
There was a disastrous start to the bonfire night thanks to Aurora. There’s loads of people. They’re late and have 1 1/2 hours. It’s £50 for them all to get in. Lazy isn’t impressed as there’s no bonfire. Security confiscated the sparklers. There’s a very over priced funfair.
And they can't afford it on £10k a day? Moan moan moan. Lazy was hoping to have pie and peas but there’s only burger vans with a 60 person long queue. They paid £50 to watch fireworks but the people at the gate are watching them for free. Aurora is asleep but they forgot the sling. The bonfire they usually go to was cancelled due to weather and the neighbours cancelled too. They came here because Esmé’s friends are there. She’s trying to work out where they are.
Lazy cackles about how chubby and cute Aurora looks. She has massive headphones on. Creepstopher is concerned they’re not protecting her ears. Fireworks and funeral music.
Big rush to get out. They redeemed it with the fireworks. The Inghams have been there for 20 minutes and are leaving. Esmé refuses to go until she meets her friends. Lazy literally can’t cope with Jace and Mila. Shots of Esmé, Creepstopher, Mila and Isla in the distance with some boys. They don’t want Jace there.
Back at the Manor, Aurora is waking up. Lazy has a few Amazon packages. Esmé stole her mascara so she ordered more. Mila says she turned the tv on. Creepstopher is changing Aurora upstairs. Cocoon blanket for the car seat and pram. Lazy has ordered herself a birthday present in the form of a massage gun.
Lazy shows us inside the massage gun box. Then she cackles and tries the gun out on the kids. Jace wants to hold it.
The Inghams are doing their sparklers at the manor as they weren’t allowed to at the bonfire.
I bet Creepstopher cried when they were confiscated. He will light his first and then do everyone else’s from that. So “priddy”.
Creepstopher is now back inside. Moaning about the bonfire. The lighting was amazing. They spoke to Esmé’s friends parents for too long and we’re then kicked out as the place was closing. They turned around and everything was turned off. They were the only people left. It literally happened for real.
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