The drone flew out of his hand & into the water with a gust of wind
He tried to get it out with no luck so had to get in with his trousers rolled up to retrieve, this was when he was legging it back to the van. No idea if he was still barefoot at that point but it was funny to think he’s had yet another drone disaster haha! Worst bit was this was a drone he’d bought a day before the trip & not told Sarah about so she wasn’t very happy either.Love your updates greencow and much appreciated xINSTAGRAM FAMOUS FOOTBALL PITCH WITH A GRIM SECRET.. | BEST THINGS TO SEE IN LOFOTEN | VAN LIFE
Day 1
Creepstopher walks around the van, which is filthy and needs a hardcore clean. Lazy and the girls are off to the shower room. She shows off her Elemis products, scans the QR code so she can wash her fishy minge and then brushes her teeth. Isabelle walks in the room and says it’s chilly. Skincare and makeup. Outside Lazy imagines building her dream farble house on the edge of the fjord. The tide has come in and the beach gone. She is having pinch me moments. They’re heading to “la-fo-tun” Lofoton, islands connected by bridges. She hopes they can get a drone shot of the football pitch.
It’s started to snow. They’re still at the campsite. Creepstopher is back and they’re leaving for the beautiful football pitch. Driving. Creepstopher has to stop at the side of a road to look at the sea because he’s never seen it before. He can’t believe his n0nc£y eyes. Insane.
There are thousands of smelly ass fish hung up everywhere with no heads to dry out. The area pongs. Lazy films the fish. The football pitch might not look special but check it out from the drone. Isla starts chasing Jace. Everyone who has come has brought a drone. Mila finds ice.
Driving. Creepstopher drives past as funeral music plays.
Day 2
Fjord. Lazy holds Jace. It’s icy. They found a park up last night. Mila tried to climb on Jace. Sometimes it’s difficult to film a daily vlog in one day as the light goes quickly. They missed pancake day. Dinner was nice and they have leftovers. The fish burgers were so good. They’ve booked something for tomorrow.
Creepstopher tells us they slept in Hamnøy “ham-noy” last night. Unfortunately the weather has been getting worse. It’s too windy for the drone. The clouds look incredible and he got a shot on the drone. Fishing huts are now holiday rentals. Today is a whistle stop tour. Norway is a videographer/photographer’s dream. The colour of the ocean against the mountains is insane. Driving.
Creepstopher tries to fish his drone out of the water. Lazy tells him it will be dead. He was holding it and the wind blew it out of his hand. He holds an umbrella under his arm. Cackling as he climbs out of the water with his bare chicken legs. He looks like he’s going to puke. He desperately tries to get in the van as Lazy films and cackles. He gets angry. Camera cuts.
Poor Creepstopher sounds like he’s been crying. The drive back was eventful. He had to go into the fjord for the drone. The girls were laughing. He rescued the drone and he hopes “she’s” not dead. She was submerged for a few minutes. He is gutted. It was calm until the gust came out of nowhere. The Inghams are now in search of the world’s best cinnamon buns in Unstad “er-stad” but the shop is shut. It said they were open online. Unstad is a wild beach where there are scary waves and surfers. The next two days will bring wind and mountains of snow. Time to go to the beach.
Creepstopher is in a supermarket. Today is turning out to be a bust. The wind is horrendous. They wanted to see a cove voted number 1 on Lonely Planet and you can wild camp on it. They might wild camp on it but won’t get the shots. They’re thinking of something inspiring to cook. Lazy has no energy. Daily vlogging is difficult blah blah blah. That’s why travel vloggers upload once a week. She wants to curl up in a duvet to watch the snow and read. They have two things booked including hopefully something over the weekend that they’ve been warned may be cancelled.
They spent £13 at the shop on hot chocolate, bag of tomatoes, oranges and a bottle of water. They put 8 things in the trolley for dinner before deciding they couldn’t be bothered and were going out. The snow is heavy. All Lazy wants is chips and gravy.
Shot of the girls. They tell us what they’ve having. Lazy is having the chicken. Creepstopher wants a pizza. Lazy films through the doors. Dinner is arriving. Jace has his eye patch on. Jace does the loser sign. He and Mila are sharing a carbonara. Lazy has a creamy chicken thingymabobbydo. Creepstopher has a pepperoni pizza. He steals some of Isla’s spaghetti.
The Inghams are parked up for the night. Jace asks for a tomato. Everyone wanted them for dessert. Mila’s face is filthy from dinner. Alphabet singing with Mila. Counting. Lazy has learnt today that Creepstopher’s drone was brand new. He bought it the day before they left and thinks it’s funny. If she bought it he would go mad. He brought three drones on the trip but one “isn’t very well”. Aw bless, well why not send it off to Shittle’s dolly hospital and see what she can do. He had to make sure they had an “adequate supply”. He can’t take the blame for the one that dropped out of the sky in Ireland. Lazy says she has to ask permission before doing things.
Tomorrow is an exciting day that starts from the moment they wake up. Isla half heartedly says she can’t wait. Time to say goodnight. Lazy feels guilty for the rant. Creepstopher says they’re not fake and have to be real. Some you have a down day. Come back for a high energy non van life couple of days tomorrow.
End of vlog
No wonder they moan about it getting dark quickly. Half 11 and Lazy is only just having a wash
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They don't watch her and they have her in highly unsuitable, non-secured spaces any time she isn't strapped into a car seat or a stroller or a bloody knapsack. So she'll be raring to go any time she is let free & there's always something there she could hurt herself on.
Omg I agree that accidents happen, but I think what most people on here get cross about is firstly milas vulnerability with her hip , the way jace is allowed to manhandle her poor little ears without intervention, she’s just supposed to tolerate and be patient, and her nearly 14 year old sister flinging her down an ice slide ( bearing in mind she’s not long been out of a hip cast) is a far cry from genuine accidents babies and toddlers get
Pasta and pizza again?
Ooh someone is irritated. Manchild has a temper.such a cry baby
Please can someone post a snippet of that on here? Did he cry like he did when his drone got lost in Scotland? How did it get into the water?
As I said, they're idiots who don't set boundaries for anyone in the family & appear to be blind to dangers that most parents can see out the back of their heads. Stairs, fireplaces, ice slides & the like.
Looking at the photos, even if he extended his legs, he isn't anywhere near 1.8 meters like Lazy suggested when she measured him when they purchased a sleeping bag. He looks like a garden gnome stuck in a family photo.INSTAGRAM FAMOUS FOOTBALL PITCH WITH A GRIM SECRET.. | BEST THINGS TO SEE IN LOFOTEN | VAN LIFE
Day 1
Creepstopher walks around the van, which is filthy and needs a hardcore clean. Lazy and the girls are off to the shower room. She shows off her Elemis products, scans the QR code so she can wash her fishy minge and then brushes her teeth. Isabelle walks in the room and says it’s chilly. Skincare and makeup. Outside Lazy imagines building her dream farble house on the edge of the fjord. The tide has come in and the beach gone. She is having pinch me moments. They’re heading to “la-fo-tun” Lofoton, islands connected by bridges. She hopes they can get a drone shot of the football pitch.
It’s started to snow. They’re still at the campsite. Creepstopher is back and they’re leaving for the beautiful football pitch. Driving. Creepstopher has to stop at the side of a road to look at the sea because he’s never seen it before. He can’t believe his n0nc£y eyes. Insane.
There are thousands of smelly ass fish hung up everywhere with no heads to dry out. The area pongs. Lazy films the fish. The football pitch might not look special but check it out from the drone. Isla starts chasing Jace. Everyone who has come has brought a drone. Mila finds ice.
Driving. Creepstopher drives past as funeral music plays.
Day 2
Fjord. Lazy holds Jace. It’s icy. They found a park up last night. Mila tried to climb on Jace. Sometimes it’s difficult to film a daily vlog in one day as the light goes quickly. They missed pancake day. Dinner was nice and they have leftovers. The fish burgers were so good. They’ve booked something for tomorrow.
Creepstopher tells us they slept in Hamnøy “ham-noy” last night. Unfortunately the weather has been getting worse. It’s too windy for the drone. The clouds look incredible and he got a shot on the drone. Fishing huts are now holiday rentals. Today is a whistle stop tour. Norway is a videographer/photographer’s dream. The colour of the ocean against the mountains is insane. Driving.
Creepstopher tries to fish his drone out of the water. Lazy tells him it will be dead. He was holding it and the wind blew it out of his hand. He holds an umbrella under his arm. Cackling as he climbs out of the water with his bare chicken legs. He looks like he’s going to puke. He desperately tries to get in the van as Lazy films and cackles. He gets angry. Camera cuts.
Poor Creepstopher sounds like he’s been crying. The drive back was eventful. He had to go into the fjord for the drone. The girls were laughing. He rescued the drone and he hopes “she’s” not dead. She was submerged for a few minutes. He is gutted. It was calm until the gust came out of nowhere. The Inghams are now in search of the world’s best cinnamon buns in Unstad “er-stad” but the shop is shut. It said they were open online. Unstad is a wild beach where there are scary waves and surfers. The next two days will bring wind and mountains of snow. Time to go to the beach.
Creepstopher is in a supermarket. Today is turning out to be a bust. The wind is horrendous. They wanted to see a cove voted number 1 on Lonely Planet and you can wild camp on it. They might wild camp on it but won’t get the shots. They’re thinking of something inspiring to cook. Lazy has no energy. Daily vlogging is difficult blah blah blah. That’s why travel vloggers upload once a week. She wants to curl up in a duvet to watch the snow and read. They have two things booked including hopefully something over the weekend that they’ve been warned may be cancelled.
They spent £13 at the shop on hot chocolate, bag of tomatoes, oranges and a bottle of water. They put 8 things in the trolley for dinner before deciding they couldn’t be bothered and were going out. The snow is heavy. All Lazy wants is chips and gravy.
Shot of the girls. They tell us what they’ve having. Lazy is having the chicken. Creepstopher wants a pizza. Lazy films through the doors. Dinner is arriving. Jace has his eye patch on. Jace does the loser sign. He and Mila are sharing a carbonara. Lazy has a creamy chicken thingymabobbydo. Creepstopher has a pepperoni pizza. He steals some of Isla’s spaghetti.
The Inghams are parked up for the night. Jace asks for a tomato. Everyone wanted them for dessert. Mila’s face is filthy from dinner. Alphabet singing with Mila. Counting. Lazy has learnt today that Creepstopher’s drone was brand new. He bought it the day before they left and thinks it’s funny. If she bought it he would go mad. He brought three drones on the trip but one “isn’t very well”. Aw bless, well why not send it off to Shittle’s dolly hospital and see what she can do. He had to make sure they had an “adequate supply”. He can’t take the blame for the one that dropped out of the sky in Ireland. Lazy says she has to ask permission before doing things.
Tomorrow is an exciting day that starts from the moment they wake up. Isla half heartedly says she can’t wait. Time to say goodnight. Lazy feels guilty for the rant. Creepstopher says they’re not fake and have to be real. Some you have a down day. Come back for a high energy non van life couple of days tomorrow.
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Oh please god tell me he's lost yet another drone. Pilot my arse. I wouldn't let him fly a fkn kite.
He’s not! I’m exactly 5’11 and walked past them in IKEA a a few years ago. He’s 5’9.5 at best and that’s in shoes and with beanie.Looking at the photos, even if he extended his legs, he isn't anywhere near 1.8 meters like Lazy suggested when she measured him when they purchased a sleeping bag. He looks like a garden gnome stuck in a family photo.
I feel like I could probably post a video of myself swearing at my computer at work and get more views.
and not being a p3do.This is where Sarah should have wound up the window ,got into the drivers seat and started the engine and waved him goodbye
Y'all?
I’ve just taken a good look at myself - full time job in which I’m very happy, friends to spend weekends doing activities with, happy and healthy in a relationship with someone who doesn’t send messages to teenage girls, and doesn’t cheat on me. And more importantly 4 kids all in school doing really well socially and emotionally.Had a good stare at myself, not married to a n0nce so all is good
No no ,i empathise with you!! My eldest was the most active ,and could walk at 8 months ,she was constantly on the go and i remember her first christmas , 9 months ,blonde and big blue eyes (I know ,we all think ours are the most beautiful
,she was a picture except for the egg on her forehead! When ever we booked a new photo ,for us and the grandparents ,she`d fall !! My health visitor would just smile when i told her what her latest escapade was and said i was lucky she was healthy and active!!I never took my eyes off her ,but ,as you say ,once they start to move ,it`s a constant battle to keep them safe.Thankfully we never ended up in A&E ,and ,today she is still the one who walks everywhere ,can walk me until i drop!LOL Mila sadly doesn`t have that parental eye ,the maternal/paternal concern.We KNOW ,they`ve vlogged it ,and that`s what gets everyones goat.That little girl should be able to roam free ,as ours did.They want to explore the world around them ,and allowing them fresh ( note ,NOT freezing lazy!) air and the space to do so is how they learn and grow ,and also get into a good sleep pattern (we never had any problems at bedtime because my much adored holy terror was shattered.Bath story and bed ,and crash.! Poor Mila ,stuck in her seat for hours ,the days must seem endless .No wonder she`s always napping ,poor kid has to be bored senseless. Chris/Sarah ,it really IS time to go home ,and allow your child /children a (somewhat ) normal childhood! Sell that bl**dy van ,it`s not exciting nor adventurous for any of them!!The "real" Christopher malcolm Ingham.Temper and all.
