The Ingham Family #253 Comb over to my place Creepy, said no one ever 😂

[A3 8p]

Sarah feels safer parked next to other families...oh does she now. But how do them families like being parked next to a nonce?

 

[Rosie Tatler]

She was 14 in 2017. So she was 13 in the swimsuit photo , and it was that photo he was talking about when he IMd her to say how "slim but developed" she was in it? And her age was in her bio so he knew that he was sexting a 14 year old over her swimsuit photo from when she was 13?

There's so much fucking chat about how Jess was 16 so he "didn't break any UK laws".

How the FUCK is there not newspaper articles up and down the land that he told a 13 year old she was "slim but developed" and to "try swimming without her costume" ?

So it would be ok if a 35 year old man met Esme at the White Rose Centre and later messaged her about her being well developed in her swimming costume pics on her insta and suggested she like swimming without it ?

Well Sarah what do you say about that ?

 

[Mostyn]

We tattlers are in our homes living the best life we can caring for our loved ones sleeping in comfortable beds.
Not in a dpd van with 5 children and two less than useless parents who haven’t planned this trip at all.
Running away from reality and goodness knows what else
Your needy ifam May believe this is a good life bit in reality it is nothing like they try to portray.
wishing all my tattler online friends who have been a comfort to me in sad times this year the health and strength in the coming year with the cost of living crisis.

 

[Troybhoy]

So true,

Them kids are NEGLECTED to a point that a bloody lip balm isn't available to a kid with goofy teeth. A pair of horrible scumbags in a van seeking freedom from reality #n0nce

 

[Kate1970]

Chris putting his German Bratwurst on Sarah's face! He's definitely gagging for it

 

[just_here_for_the_lols]

“Last time we were here it was thick of snow”, thick of snow?! What the fuck does that mean the woman is just too stupid to function.

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

Quick reality check, Princess - you can’t ‘live like everyone else’, even if you wanted to, because your husband got caught noncing children.

 

[Impleo]

It seems that the village has lost its idiot.

 

[tracey/nuttynanna]

Creepys speech gone down well then

 

[555666]

Nothing in their waffle explained why living like this is better than doing this particularly rubbish form of travelling in the 13 weeks a year that kids get off school. They could do a long road trip every summer, log cabin at Christmas, Spain at Easter and they'd still have the three half-term breaks to do DLP/Center Parcs or Scotland/Ireland/France/the Netherlands/Belgium. They could go paddle boarding and 'hiking' and to the seaside every weekend if they wanted to.

That way, they'd have their epic adventures AND an education, social lives, the chance to join clubs and take up hobbies, more contact with the extended families...

 

[Old Banger Bett]

Looks like auschwitz has had a lucky escape. I’m SO glad they aren’t going there. They would be so disrespectful

"after a family chat" as fucking if... more like they are skint as fuck

 

[Vesty]

Chris you n0nce why would you leave your daughter taken her bra off in your vlog you fucking n0nce

 

[Behelzabobs]

Wow yeah inspirational speaker Chris
Yeah we should drag the kids out of school no need for an education because hey the adults have had their nice real education but these kids can bugger off it’s crayoning for them and counting shells or beach pebbles
nah living the dream is the plan, yeah ditch that job holding you back, friends, family and just take off, who cares if your son has a massive squint, who cares if your baby has hip displacement just chuck them in a van they’re not crapping on any dreams
Home schooled yeah who cares if you get 99% of your facts wrong, who cares if your children are not socialised, who cares if you treat your child’s safety as a joke
Eating slop, being dirty, living in cramped unsanitary conditions, not even having €5 to hand
Yeah foos that’s living the dream……. Imagine if everyone did it

* no disrespect to real home educators

 

[SnowyCal]

Omg. I know Isla’s teeth are bad but seeing it from the side.
Poor poor girl.

chris & Sarah, you read here, we all know neither of you can stand poor Isla, despite her getting you the success you have now - get off your lazy, self centered fucking arses & get that child to a fucking dentist.

this is from someone who has had YEARS!! Of dental treatment, teeth removed, spacers, braces, jaw broken & pinned back together. More braces!!

 

[curious cookie jar]

I do hope officials have checked that van and not let it on the ferry or back on Greek roads because it’s a death trap. It might be impounded ready for the crusher as we speak

 

[Malcolm Conkers]

Creepy,

You all ‘live like you do’ because you chose the worst of two options after getting caught noncing children - it won’t matter how many times you say different - it’s as plain as the cock-nose on your face to normal people.

 

[michanson]

#254 Does Creepy have a big sausage? Nein, nein, nein!

 

[slmapg]

Looks like auschwitz has had a lucky escape. I’m SO glad they aren’t going there. They would be so disrespectful

Doesn’t matter where they choose, it’ll only be a lake or beach
Besides, who gives a shit really

 

[thegreencow]

THE REASON WE LIVE LIKE THIS.. (LAST DAY OF SUMMER)

Creepstopher takes his cup of coffee outside. He films Isla and Mila from afar. Then he heads into the sea. Lazy is with him. The sacrifices I make for Tattle; Creepstopher is topless!!! I will be calling my therapist when I’ve posted this. The sea is clearer than it was yesterday with no waves.

This has been Lazy’s favourite morning of the trip. They’re listening to music and swimming, she says as she sits in a chair. Jace and Mila are having the time of their lives with pens and stones, which they’re colouring. They’ve been chatting about Halloween and they have a plan for the last week of October, including Halloween itself. Lazy is glad they still have Isla, Jace and Mila for Christmas this year as she finds it exciting. Esme and Isabelle are older. Isabelle wants clothes. Lazy has checked out the special buys from Aldi. Isla wants to dress as Eleven from Stranger Things this Halloween. At least Creepstopher won’t need to dress up, he looks terrifying as it is. She cried last night as she dreamt she met her idol but she woke up and it wasn’t real. I bet the same thing happens to Creepstopher when he wakes up and realised he isn’t married to Justin. Isla has severely sore lips and needs lip balm. Isabelle lost the lip balm after a day when she put it on a shelf to unpack the shopping.

Mila was tapping her hands on the floor and copying the way Esme was lying. Isabelle dances with Mila. Isla puts sudocrem on her lips. Lazy makes lunch with love. The van drives off.

Walking to another beach. Creepstopher is trying to tame his hair. The campsite last night was the best spot ever. They were next to an elderly German couple. It touched a note in Creepstopher as they were inspirational by living their lives to the fullest. They were in their late 70s and awesome. They drive around the island of Greece for 8 weeks, living the dream. People get stuck in a rut and are scared of getting out of their comfort zones. Grab every day as it’s a gift. Years and years ago he went to see one of his favourite artists of all time who gave a speech about how you should never get stuck in a situation that makes you unhappy, love every day as it’s the only day you have. Probably just another of his dreams. …then he woke up screaming “mummmmaaaaaaay I want some bitty” and Jane came running. You never know when your time is up. He and Lazy are young but anyone can go at any stage in life. That’s why they live like they do; to make the most of the situation they have right now. They want the children to grow up knowing they had a cruel cool childhood. You can do anything you want to do. Creepstopher’s idol is definitely Boris Johnson, I think he speaks a lot like he does. You only get one life with 80 goes around the sun, 90 if you’re lucky, more if you’re very very lucky. They swapped numbers with a 60 year old woman earlier in the trip but Creepstopher hasn’t spoken to her in a week.

Shot of the beach. Drone shots including Lazy and the girls with Jace and Mila nowhere to be seen. Creepy and Esme have gone to the cave, even though Lazy told them not to. Everyone tries to encourage her to get the drone out but she has no idea how to do It. Drone shots. Creepstopher swimming.

The Inghams are back in the van. Lazy feels happy and relaxed. She laid on the beach and closed her eyes for 3 seconds. They’re go go go all the time. Creepstopher is uploading the vlog. The girls are in the van having a shower. They’re going to get “ji-rows” for dinner. Lazy was going to cook but they’re low on water. They don’t want to travel too far from the port.

Driving. Lazy films the girls on their phones in the restaurant. She’s waiting to have a conversation but she has Jace. He has one of Esme’s hair clips and a monster truck.

The Inghams are back at the campsite where Biscuit is as the ferry port is five minutes away. This is Esme’s favourite campsite, more than the Portugal campsite they were at for months.

End of vlog

Looks like he just peed in the sea

 

[Neck lace]

This week, on Memory Monday, we remember when a young girl contacted Jess and left the below message. She wrote it in October 2018, three months after Jess and the other girls came forward.

If true, it is totally shocking .

The girl writes that she was too scared to come forward earlier because she saw all the hate that the other victims had received on twitter. How many other girls and women are out there who are too afraid to come forward about about their dealings with Creepy?

When a different girl, a university student, came forward last year, with receipts, Lazy appeared to not believe it and nothing further was done. She didn't leave Creepy and youtube allowed them to carry on vlogging. No wonder no one else thinks that it's worthwhile to come forward.

One day though, I'm sure that receipts will appear that will convince Lazy that her husband is a sleazy, cheating creep and that will be enough to finally get them kicked off youtube .