The Ingham Family #237 Its official! The Inghams talk poop!

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I never criticise children but OMFG esme is really fucking annoying... waaay too full of herself. I didn't think a 13 year old could ooz arrogance in the way she does.
 
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He’s as thick as mince. His lack of intelligence is dangerous.
 
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That was just awful to watch esme

I love performing I’ve so much confidence blah blah

how embarrassing

for a kid that’s 13 she’s defo not your average teenager
 
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Youtube need to ban them ,shit content,they don't care about any of the childrens' health and wellbeing,the children are cash cows,nothing more
 
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I watched a video called The Golden Child, roles in narcissistic/dysfunctional families. On the whole it was like listening to someone describe Isabelle. Bloody heartbreaking. I think deep down she is terrified & knows she is being kept like a slave.
 
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GETTING HOME, AMAZON HAULS & DANCE SHOWS! (the lost tape)

Jace and Mila lie on the living room floor. Jace doesn't want Mila eating his dinosaur. The Inghams got home a few days ago and Isabelle had her final IGCSE maths exam yesterday, she found it easier than the first. The girls have had their school dance show rehearsal and cannot wait until the weekend. They love being onstage. Lazy has spent the whole morning packing Tat and Me orders but came in because Mila needed feeding. Jace comes over and puts his arms around Lazy's neck for a cuddle but squeezes too hard. She had a shower and Creepy is in the makeshift office putting orders in Post Office bags. They need to pick up their old caravan to take off a few things and make sure it's ready for part exchange at the end of the month.

Isabelle was pogging with Jace so she hugged him but he told her it was too much. Mila is having time out of her brace. She learnt a new trick recently and will soon be crawling. She tries to crawl but falls down and then gets herself up. Lazy says she's a splits baby and a cleeeeeeever giiiiiiiiiil. Time lapse of Lazy playing with Jace and Mila.

Creepstopher says they were supposed to be taking the roof rack off their caravan today ready for the new one but today has got away with them. Lazy, Jace and Mila fell asleep on the sofa and Creepstopher took a photo but he doesn't know if Lazy will let him share it with us. He spent two hours picking every weed out of the driveway before they went away, every single weed, and made it look banging but every one has grown back. Some of the driveway looks cracked already. The £90 trees are dead. It's weed breeding season and he had the tractor out yesterday sorting the garden out. Time to take matters up a level as Creepstopher isn't getting on his hands and knees again. He went on Amazon and bought himself heavy duty pesticide.

Shopping addict Lazy hasn't had time to film anything today so thought she would open Amazon packages with us. She cannot remember what she ordered. The first box has swimsuits for Mila. Lazy was panicking all the time in Dubai that she would get sunburnt arms. A tip from Mother of the Year is to get a small paddling pool, fill it up with water, let it heat up in the sun and the kids can then paddle in it at the side of your sunbed. Package 2 is cute 'Where's Mr/Mrs' books for Mila. There are also revolutionary packing cubes which hold "so much clothes". There's nothing worse than not having your clothes organised. She also ordered earmuff up to 3 years. Lazy ordered revolutionary lilos, which are amazing as the only bit you inflate are the ends and the middle bit it a net. Lilos take up a massive space in your suitcase. She tells Jace to look at the cute and pretty swimsuits. Lazy will link everything below. It feels like Christmas when the Amazon man arrives.

Time for the weeds to go. Creepstopher has his ghostbusters backpack. Footage of him blasting the weeds. He the moves onto hoovering.

Esme sighs and starts moaning about being hot. The dance show is from this Saturday until Sunday night. They have two shows on Saturday and one on Sunday but Esme isn't sure when. Esme hasn't done a show in 2 1/2 years. She's excited because she belongs on stage, loves dancing, being in front of crowds and has confidence. She's ever nervous and loves performing in front of people. They had a rehearsal the other day. She's showing us her dance costumes, her favourite ones she's ever had. Esme and her friends got into the wrong costumes when they were rehearsing so they had to run back and do a massive quick change. Theatre craft is Esme's favourite and they're dancing to songs from Wicked. Esme wants to be an actress. She shows us the other costumes and moans about the tights. Lazy and Isla are in a tap dace together, despite being in different grades. They always practice together. Esme wishes they could keep the costumes but she's not allowed. She loves the tap shoes. The ballet dance has a full on tutu. Pink is not Esme's favourite colour but it's cute and sparkly. The dance teacher told her students not to wear the costumes as she didn't want them creased.

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State of their drive


 
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Well just tried again Fowkes and it is not playing for me saying there is an error so there you go can’t enjoy the shite show tonight that 3 bloody days I’ve not had my creepy lazy fix to bitch about I’m bloody Devastated
 
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That was just awful to watch esme

I love performing I’ve so much confidence blah blah

how embarrassing

for a kid that’s 13 she’s defo not your average teenager
And this was filmed before she even did the show!! Im sure in Dubia her dream was to be a dancer now its an actor
 
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not sure if it’s just the sound on my tv but does anyone else notice that sarah does almost a high pitched whistle when she says her S’s? honestly it goes straight through me, makes me shudder every time it’s like nails on a chalk board
 
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Her skin looks really bad
 
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Regarding the girls dance show video from 4 days ago. My friend picked up on something I hadn’t noticed. Apologies if this has already been said. At 11:43 Esme said I cannot wait to be 14. Did that hit a nerve or something Creepy?? He looked down & he looked uncomfortable. I watched it again & lsla almost looked like she wanted the ground to open up & swallow her. She looked like she was trying to hide her face behind Esme. I’d love to know whyIs there something about the number 14?? I wonder if the girls had ever heard a row in the house about 14 year old girls. Who knows.
 

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Why does Esme put on an accent like Amanda Buffamonteezi in a friends Or her faux public school accent. She’s turning into an insufferable kid now.
 
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It's coming up as an error for me too. What a shame! Not.
From the photos it looks like his damp proof course is totally shot.
 
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