The Ingham Family #231 Massive, huge, big surprise for Sarah!!! Your husband still likes teens..

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Chris desperate to get his leg over, " is it date night"! "My hot wife"🤣🤣
He must have really been gutted 😆😆😆
She does kinda suit the bob, better than her straggly hair!
She will be wearing that wig in bed for him
 
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Chris likes his partners with short hair, allegedly. Even when long haired Sarah is at home pregnant with his child 😬


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Am i the only one that thinks she looks just as bad with the bob 🤣🤣
 
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Can just imagine Sarah whipping out that wig at bedtime for Creepy’s pleasure! What an unpleasant thought…
 
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PRANKING MY FAMILY WITH A DRASTIC NEW HAIR CUT!! (SHOCKING REACTIONS!!)

Why does she look like a 30-something primary school teacher in the thumbnail?

Creepy takes the cover off the caravan. Lazy and Mila are off on an outing trip to the shops and hair dressers. Creepy is getting Granny Jane and Hi Steve's caravan off the drive. Lazy and Creepy's caravan is having work done. Lazy hates having ugly vehicles all over her massive drive. First stop is Costa to "pass time". The ifam keep tagging Lazy in a new drink that tastes of Soleros. It's passion fruit flavour but tastes of coconut.

Lazy doesn't recommend the drink because the straw is soggy and the bubble tea balls don't come up. "Hello shhhhhhhweeeetaaaaart" to Mila. Shots of dresses. Lazy gives us a sneak peak of her dresses. She normally steers clear of white but likes the shirt. The next one gives Lazy swimming costume vibes. She tries to try hats on Mila but she's having none of it. She finds a cute swimming costume for Mila.

Lazy shows us the cute shorts she got Jace. She got a swimming costume and hat for Mila, a white shirt and sports bra for herself. What for all those visits to the invisible gym? She tried on a boob tube but wasn't comfortable so just got the trousers. Now they're off to Home Bargains. She finds a swimming costume for Jace and a insect repellent candle for the balcony. Lazy is feeling the summer vibes and likes to be prepared for holiday, even though they have nothing booked. She gets a cute summer hat for Isla and then finds the ladies ones. She puts a hat on and realises that she looks "like a moron". Creepy wants a trowel - £1.99 baaaaaaaaaaargain. Next Lazy shows us the fake flower display thing she wants to go on the balcony glass. She shows the ones that are set up with flashing lights. Shots of Mila. Back in the car, Mila plays with a water bottle. Lazy is giving Mila a feed. She isn't sure if we're ready for the next clip.

Lazy is sat in the car with a short bob and a fringe. Creepy always tells her she should do something drastic with her hair and they argue about it. Lazy has been too scared to do it. She's not been to the hairdressers, it's a wig she ordered online. She looks like she's gong through a midlife crisis so Creepy won't be alone anymore. Lazy hopes this prank isn't offensive to wig wearers and tells us her mum wore a wig and will do a story time in a second. She bought a couple of wigs.

They found out Lazy's mum had cancer in the May, were getting married in October but it would be unlikely she would be at the wedding. The tumour was 10cm in her left lung and she was given 3-6 months. Lazy seems to have forgotten some details because she thinks her mum was 49 but he was actually 48, as she's told us many times before. As if you'd forget how old your mum was when she passed away, it's only been 5 years as well. Lazy's mum was adamant she would be at the wedding but lost her hair and was insecure. She was searching for a wig because she wanted to look nice. It was itchy and she was trying to get used to it in the hot weather. The night before the wedding Lazy told her mum how proud she was for her getting to the wedding. Lazy told her mum she didn't want her to wear the wig as she liked her the way she was. Her eyes filled up with water and she thanked Lazy. Lazy feels weird with the wig on.

Lazy needs to ring Creepy when she's 2 minutes from home and tell him to put the camera on himself because she bought something at the shops. When she's almost home, Mila is asleep and Lazy is trying to be quiet. She's ringing Creepy but thinks the wig looks fake. Creepy answer and says Katrina has been, to which Lazy looks shocked because she forgot she was coming. They're going back and coming back again. He says they're just unloading something. The girls are in the garden. He says the vlog will be late so he needs to do that first. Katrina is doing a favour for Lazy today by emptying the office and bringing the stock to the house. Lazy doesn't feel connected to her business because it's too far from the house.

Creepy walks out the front of the house. For some reason he blurs the window to the playroom. He stands under a drainpipe. He licks his lips when she sees Lazy and says she looks insane and awesome. He asks her if it's date night tonight. 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 He hugs her and says he looks amazing. He was cringing because he saw loads of "monies" go out the bank. He tells Lazy she looks "hot as hell". I think I might puke... Lazy says he's lying but he asks why he'd lie. Because you're a professional liar. He says he doesn't keep track of Lazy's spends but saw she got Costa just after she left. Lazy screechily tells Creepy she pranked him and he looks devastated. He tells her he thought he had a hot wife but then says he's joking. Lazy has been desperate to do the prank on Creepy. Creepy says it looks good on her so she has to go to the hairdressers tomorrow. He tells Lazy she's having that done tomorrow.

Isabelle realises it's a wig straight away and asks Creepy "did you fell for that?". Great to hear the GCSE English lessons are going to well. Creepy tries to pressure Lazy into getting her hair cut again. He calls the rest of the kids and tells them to close their eyes. Isla says she loves it and Esme says it looks different. Creepy says Lazy has god bangs but Lazy says they're not bangs. Esme doesn't seem too sure and is relieved it's a wig. Lazy puts the wig on Jace next.

Creepy is grieving for the loss of his hot wife. Well that's confirmation he's a bigamist then because Lazy never was and never will be 'hot'. He's stood in the living room but has blurred everything around his fat, ugly, balding head. She told him she was getting her hair cut this morning. Lazy likes to surprise him. Katrina was there when she got home. Creepy saw the amounts of money being spent coming in on his phone not that he was tracking her. He didn't think what she bought was too bad. He thought it was mind games and that she'd got her hair done. He keeps trying to pressure Lazy into getting her hair cut into a bob. Esme says she looks stubby with a bob and that Creepy is jealous because he has no hair to brush in the morning.

Mila is having time out of her brace and she's trying to crawl. Creepy says she'll catch up with her milestones quickly. Esme tries to get her to crawl by using a toy to bribe her. Lazy has the "bangingest headache ever". Katrina jumped over the wall to get to the house because the gate wasn't open and she stood on Creepy's package of chlorine for the hot tub. Lazy hasn't seen Katrina since when she went to Nannar's. They used to see each other all the time. She goes through periods of time of not mentioning her mum at all but has mentioned her three times today. Creepy is gutted the wig wasn't real hair. He keeps telling Lazy to get a bob. Lazy does the kiss and hand to the camera to end the vlog but of course King Jace has to do a kiss as well.

End of vlog

Well that's me having nightmares tonight
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"Is it date night tonight? Yeah it is." and "pranked, it's a wig ahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahaha"
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How come he seems more devastated about Lazy not having her hair cut than he was about the suicide of his so-called friend a few months ago?
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”Katrina jumped over the wall to get to the house because the gate wasn't open”

Glad to see Seacroft having a positive influence on Ketrina
 
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Anyone catch Isabelle say "if that was real id have to give you a fake reaction"
I think that was because it was so porely done. The ends meeting in front of her neck, it was a big lump that was longer in the back.
 
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