Lazy just loves taking the piss out of Chris every chance she gets, she hates him and it’s so obvious 
Chris CV must be 20 pages long “
Experienced drone pilot
Chris CV must be 20 pages long “
Experienced drone pilot 
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Have you noticed she’s always covering up her mouth ?
Isabelle covers her mouth because she doesn't like her wonky teeth. Sarah spoke about getting her private dental treatment about 2 yrs ago yet nothings been done. Kid is obviously very conscious of them and tries her best to hide them.
The part where Isabelle is putting out Islas presents and you can hear that alllll the children are still awake, it looks like the clock in the background says 2:15?! Surely they can’t all still be up at that time in a morning? But then I suppose if they were only just getting ready for the day at 3 in the afternoon that would fit?
God I so want to have all those kids come to stay with me so I can clean them, feed them vegetables, get them in a routine and take them to the bloody dentist!
God I so want to have all those kids come to stay with me so I can clean them, feed them vegetables, get them in a routine and take them to the bloody dentist!
And send them to school / nursery. They need friends and an education.
Creepy and Lazy are failing to meet even the children's basic needs, it's bloody depressing that some people idolise them and think they're fantastic parents.
LETTING ISABELLE IN ON A BIG SECRET... SURPRISE REACTION!!
Drone shots. Lazy films the view. She and Isla have been watching the sheep in the field. Esme's plant was brought in. Isla is 10 tomorrow. The clock says it's 3:15pm but Lazy says to ignore it because it's actually midday. They've all had showers and it feels nice. Van showers have to be quick. Lazy shows us her hair regrowth. Isla wants her to plait her hair so it's curly for tomorrow. The plan for today is to visit a cove they were planning on visiting on this trip anyway. Lazy needs to make some phone calls because she wants to book something special for Isla. Creepy said they're on an island. Well yet Achill ISLAND. The clue is in the name, like the Island of Portugal.
Lazy and Isabelle are in a bedroom. She's thought of something to book for Isla's birthday but isn't telling us. She feels like Isabelle will love it but she's worrying about what she's booked because she's not an adventurous person. Lazy is going to tell isabelle what it is so she doesn't have to worry. It's something she'll be doing with Isla. They're in a remote place and Lazy wanted to do something special so one of the only things available. Isabelle asks if it's something to do with animals and then asks if it's sheep yoga and Lazy starts cackling and screeching. She'll have to Google it now. Lazy tells Isabelle what the activity is but we don't hear. Isabelle says it's terrifying and doesn't want to do it. Lazy tells her she does want to do it. Isabelle is scared she'll fly off. I think from Isabelle's reaction that it's likely to be either something to do with the adventure centre, probably the abseiling, or horse-riding with the local equestrian centre. Lazy knew Esme and Isla will love it and thought Isabelle would enjoy it. Isabelle feels bad but will see on the day.
Creepy locks the house door. Shots of Achill Island. Lazy screeches about a hairy drive but feel like she's wasting the camera on her. She films the beach they're going to. The place reminds Esme of the place Creepy lost his drone in Scotland. Lazy and Creepy almost weren't talking for the rest of the trip after a drone drama yesterday. Lazy says they'll insert the clip here. Edit clip from Creepy a couple of day later in the van as he's editing the clip back. He needs to explain a couple of things. He was embarrassed and the footage is too good not to show. What we're about to watch is shocking so viewer discretion is advised. The day before they went to see the blowhole at Downpatrick Head, Creepy took the drone out and it was very windy. He was filming a beautiful flat top mountain. He never ended up using the footage in the video from that day. Creepy had used the drone before but the camera on this one is insane. As the drone took off the wind blew it very close to a sign pole, to the point where Creepy had to grab the control just before it touched it. A rotor blade touched the pole, became unstable and dropped to the ground into mud. He picked it up and it was fine. He says he hasn't crashed a drone in a long time and Lazy starts cackling. He tells Lazy that it was the wind's fault in Scotland so he didn't crash it. Lazy cackles some more when he says he's a really good drone pilot. You've got to be good to get the shots he does. He tells Lazy to shut up when she says something about being manly. He booted the drone up the next day at Downpatrick Head and it said the engines at the front were blocked so he though there was mud in there. he turned the engines and they freed. It didn't sound right but Creepy though any leftover mud would burn off. He sent the drone up and wanted to send it over the ocean, around the stack to get an incredible sot of the headland. That didn't happen and the drone sounded more high pitched than usual. He flew it over the cliff and nothing happened, it sounded fine. He sent it up to 24 metres and suddenly the camera flipped upside down. It made an awful squealing sound and it was tumbling out of the sky, smashing into the cliff and Creepy's life ended. Lazy had daggers and he could feel her eyes burning through his skull. He ran over to it and picked it up, the propellers were smashed off but it looked alright apart from that. He was gutted. Footage of Creepy picking up the drone and it's smashed propellers. He gave the drone a clean at the van but there isn't a single mark on it. It's working fine and Creepy has a spare set of propellers. It's been fine since. The day it smashed into the pole a propeller had sheared into the engine and Creepy didn't notice until it fell out of the sky. it was almost as traumatic as the sea in Scotland incident. It was a lot of seconds of falling
Back to today. Creepy tells Jace to come over to him and close his eyes. He gives him a new bucket and spade set. Christine chips in and asks if he wants to build sandcastles. Lazy and the kids walk down to Keem Bay. Drone shots. Jace asks Lazy to open his bucket and spade and he tells him to say please. It amazes Lazy more than anything in the world when they come to a remote beach and still bump into ifam. Drone footage of Lazy walking over to a lady carrying a baby. The family told them about the deserted village, which sounds spooky and eerie, right up Lazy's street. Isla helps Jace build sandcastles and then there's footage of the paddling on the shore. More drone shots. Shot of a sheep eating, which Lazy finds hilarious.
Creepy trespasses into a field and Lazy wonders what the heck he's doing. Esme runs over to join him. Footage Creepy has shot in the field he's walking in, zooming in on a sheep. There's the usual crappy creepy music. Drone shot of the deserted village of Slievemore. Driving footage. I was expecting a voiceover about sheeps here but have no such luck.
Lazy says they've decided island life is for them and they want to live there. They're in a restaurant and Jace is screeching at the top of his lungs as per. It's insane and there are lochs, mountains, schools in houses with playgrounds in the front yard. Everyone has been over the top friendly. They've come to a place called The Diner. Creepy plops Mila on the chair next to Lazy. She screeches that she cannot sit there.
Finally, a voiceover from Lazy. "After filling our tummies with absolutely delicious food, we decided to make the super short 10 minute or so journey back to our house and get preparations underway for Isla's big 10th birthday." Back at the house, Lazy says she knows they're loved by some and hated by others for going over the top on birthdays and Christmas. They've really gone over the top for Isla's birthday. There is a Mary Shittle bag next to her. Creepy told her it was a bit excessive but Lazy is justifying it in her head that it's a special birthday, 10 is double digits and a big deal. Presents come way down on the list for showing someone love and she knows chuldren would rather have your time and energy. She gives a quick glimpse of Isla's presents, which aren't even half of it. Some of them were meant to be for Christmas. The extended family members asked what Isla wanted for her birthday. With their family, they either sent money to Lazy to buy presents with or sent the presents to wrap with the presents she bought. There are two black bags next to Lazy, as well as the pile she just showed. They have something fun booked and know Isla will make good memories.
Lazy sits on her fat arse as Isabelle puts the presents on the floor ready for the morning. Normally it's top secret for all the chuldren but as she's down there with them she's helping. Mila cries and Lazy asks her to wait another minute.
Lazy sings "oh little Isla, it's time to go to sleep. When you wake up, you will be ten." She was born at 2:52am. Tie for the usual retold birth story. It's crazy to believe that 10 years ago it was Easter Sunday, Lazy was four days overdue, they'd been to the local woods for a long walk to find Easter eggs, got back and Isla wasn't moving so they went to the hospital for monitoring. The hospital induced Lazy because Isla's heart rate kept dropping. They induced Lazy at midnight, said the cervix wasn't favourable, her waters broke and she got the biggest contraction. The midwife told Lazy she'd wet herself but Lazy said it was her third baby and knew it wasn't. She was given a sanitary towel and it was green, which meant there was meconium in the waters. They got Lazy into the delivery suite and she was born at 2:52am. Lazy pretends that she's been filming for 2.52 minutes and laughs about the coincidence.
End of vlog
Goodbye drone. It captured better shots on it's fall from the sky than Creepy ever has.
Oh heck, what did I do in a previous life to deserve to be born into this family?
Drone shots. Lazy films the view. She and Isla have been watching the sheep in the field. Esme's plant was brought in. Isla is 10 tomorrow. The clock says it's 3:15pm but Lazy says to ignore it because it's actually midday. They've all had showers and it feels nice. Van showers have to be quick. Lazy shows us her hair regrowth. Isla wants her to plait her hair so it's curly for tomorrow. The plan for today is to visit a cove they were planning on visiting on this trip anyway. Lazy needs to make some phone calls because she wants to book something special for Isla. Creepy said they're on an island. Well yet Achill ISLAND. The clue is in the name, like the Island of Portugal.
Lazy and Isabelle are in a bedroom. She's thought of something to book for Isla's birthday but isn't telling us. She feels like Isabelle will love it but she's worrying about what she's booked because she's not an adventurous person. Lazy is going to tell isabelle what it is so she doesn't have to worry. It's something she'll be doing with Isla. They're in a remote place and Lazy wanted to do something special so one of the only things available. Isabelle asks if it's something to do with animals and then asks if it's sheep yoga and Lazy starts cackling and screeching. She'll have to Google it now. Lazy tells Isabelle what the activity is but we don't hear. Isabelle says it's terrifying and doesn't want to do it. Lazy tells her she does want to do it. Isabelle is scared she'll fly off. I think from Isabelle's reaction that it's likely to be either something to do with the adventure centre, probably the abseiling, or horse-riding with the local equestrian centre. Lazy knew Esme and Isla will love it and thought Isabelle would enjoy it. Isabelle feels bad but will see on the day.
Creepy locks the house door. Shots of Achill Island. Lazy screeches about a hairy drive but feel like she's wasting the camera on her. She films the beach they're going to. The place reminds Esme of the place Creepy lost his drone in Scotland. Lazy and Creepy almost weren't talking for the rest of the trip after a drone drama yesterday. Lazy says they'll insert the clip here. Edit clip from Creepy a couple of day later in the van as he's editing the clip back. He needs to explain a couple of things. He was embarrassed and the footage is too good not to show. What we're about to watch is shocking so viewer discretion is advised. The day before they went to see the blowhole at Downpatrick Head, Creepy took the drone out and it was very windy. He was filming a beautiful flat top mountain. He never ended up using the footage in the video from that day. Creepy had used the drone before but the camera on this one is insane. As the drone took off the wind blew it very close to a sign pole, to the point where Creepy had to grab the control just before it touched it. A rotor blade touched the pole, became unstable and dropped to the ground into mud. He picked it up and it was fine. He says he hasn't crashed a drone in a long time and Lazy starts cackling. He tells Lazy that it was the wind's fault in Scotland so he didn't crash it. Lazy cackles some more when he says he's a really good drone pilot. You've got to be good to get the shots he does. He tells Lazy to shut up when she says something about being manly. He booted the drone up the next day at Downpatrick Head and it said the engines at the front were blocked so he though there was mud in there. he turned the engines and they freed. It didn't sound right but Creepy though any leftover mud would burn off. He sent the drone up and wanted to send it over the ocean, around the stack to get an incredible sot of the headland. That didn't happen and the drone sounded more high pitched than usual. He flew it over the cliff and nothing happened, it sounded fine. He sent it up to 24 metres and suddenly the camera flipped upside down. It made an awful squealing sound and it was tumbling out of the sky, smashing into the cliff and Creepy's life ended. Lazy had daggers and he could feel her eyes burning through his skull. He ran over to it and picked it up, the propellers were smashed off but it looked alright apart from that. He was gutted. Footage of Creepy picking up the drone and it's smashed propellers. He gave the drone a clean at the van but there isn't a single mark on it. It's working fine and Creepy has a spare set of propellers. It's been fine since. The day it smashed into the pole a propeller had sheared into the engine and Creepy didn't notice until it fell out of the sky. it was almost as traumatic as the sea in Scotland incident. It was a lot of seconds of falling
Back to today. Creepy tells Jace to come over to him and close his eyes. He gives him a new bucket and spade set. Christine chips in and asks if he wants to build sandcastles. Lazy and the kids walk down to Keem Bay. Drone shots. Jace asks Lazy to open his bucket and spade and he tells him to say please. It amazes Lazy more than anything in the world when they come to a remote beach and still bump into ifam. Drone footage of Lazy walking over to a lady carrying a baby. The family told them about the deserted village, which sounds spooky and eerie, right up Lazy's street. Isla helps Jace build sandcastles and then there's footage of the paddling on the shore. More drone shots. Shot of a sheep eating, which Lazy finds hilarious.
Creepy trespasses into a field and Lazy wonders what the heck he's doing. Esme runs over to join him. Footage Creepy has shot in the field he's walking in, zooming in on a sheep. There's the usual crappy creepy music. Drone shot of the deserted village of Slievemore. Driving footage. I was expecting a voiceover about sheeps here but have no such luck.
Lazy says they've decided island life is for them and they want to live there. They're in a restaurant and Jace is screeching at the top of his lungs as per. It's insane and there are lochs, mountains, schools in houses with playgrounds in the front yard. Everyone has been over the top friendly. They've come to a place called The Diner. Creepy plops Mila on the chair next to Lazy. She screeches that she cannot sit there.
Finally, a voiceover from Lazy. "After filling our tummies with absolutely delicious food, we decided to make the super short 10 minute or so journey back to our house and get preparations underway for Isla's big 10th birthday." Back at the house, Lazy says she knows they're loved by some and hated by others for going over the top on birthdays and Christmas. They've really gone over the top for Isla's birthday. There is a Mary Shittle bag next to her. Creepy told her it was a bit excessive but Lazy is justifying it in her head that it's a special birthday, 10 is double digits and a big deal. Presents come way down on the list for showing someone love and she knows chuldren would rather have your time and energy. She gives a quick glimpse of Isla's presents, which aren't even half of it. Some of them were meant to be for Christmas. The extended family members asked what Isla wanted for her birthday. With their family, they either sent money to Lazy to buy presents with or sent the presents to wrap with the presents she bought. There are two black bags next to Lazy, as well as the pile she just showed. They have something fun booked and know Isla will make good memories.
Lazy sits on her fat arse as Isabelle puts the presents on the floor ready for the morning. Normally it's top secret for all the chuldren but as she's down there with them she's helping. Mila cries and Lazy asks her to wait another minute.
Lazy sings "oh little Isla, it's time to go to sleep. When you wake up, you will be ten." She was born at 2:52am. Tie for the usual retold birth story. It's crazy to believe that 10 years ago it was Easter Sunday, Lazy was four days overdue, they'd been to the local woods for a long walk to find Easter eggs, got back and Isla wasn't moving so they went to the hospital for monitoring. The hospital induced Lazy because Isla's heart rate kept dropping. They induced Lazy at midnight, said the cervix wasn't favourable, her waters broke and she got the biggest contraction. The midwife told Lazy she'd wet herself but Lazy said it was her third baby and knew it wasn't. She was given a sanitary towel and it was green, which meant there was meconium in the waters. They got Lazy into the delivery suite and she was born at 2:52am. Lazy pretends that she's been filming for 2.52 minutes and laughs about the coincidence.
End of vlog
Goodbye drone. It captured better shots on it's fall from the sky than Creepy ever has.
Oh heck, what did I do in a previous life to deserve to be born into this family?
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In the screenshots is creepy on the toilet? He looks like he's giving birth.
What sort of parent ignores what their child is saying? No means no, and Izzy should have autonomy over her body. If she doesn't want to do something no one should be forcing her to change her mind. That's a green light for abuse!!!
More opportunity to isolate the kids I guess
Just noticed on Izzys latest insta post someone who I assume is a guy says Izzy stole his caption and she replies 'you said I could' with a smiley face.
Im hoping its someone she knows, as it felt a little flirty
Im hoping its someone she knows, as it felt a little flirty
He’s doing that pointy touchy eye thing again Is it a comfort habit foo?
Is it a comfort habit foo?
That or he’s lying about something.He’s doing that pointy touchy eye thing again
I think this is why he does it. The pair of them are dirty lying scum
I hope Isla does an Oscar winning performance on her birthday otherwise she’ll be getting a Will Smith slap!!
Also has a number in their name indicating they could be 22/23Just noticed on Izzys latest insta post someone who I assume is a guy says Izzy stole his caption and she replies 'you said I could' with a smiley face.
Im hoping its someone she knows, as it felt a little flirty
225# Creepy has got the biggest camel toe we ever did see.
Not more free dolls for Isla is it from that Mary woman
Probably Creepy hidden in plain sight
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