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Circlish
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He obv shaves his ginger stubble because his chin and neck are always peppered with cuts. I think he then Immacs the whole thing to get that waxy finish
His wonky cock-nose grosses me out. I'd have got corrective surgery by now, if I was him. I'd also have admitted I'd messaged fans inappropriately and I'd have apologised, but there you go. He must prefer to be a cock-nose piece of shit.
lemonelmo
VIP Member
I thought I would share something with my fellow Tattlers. I just had a very traumatic experience, and sharing is caring so here goes... I started to imagine what it would be like to have Sarah and Chris as my parents. I should be okay after extensive therapy but if ya'll don't hear from me for a little while then I may be found rocking in the corner.
Pathetic isn’t it? It’s not the first time he’s had it out either. What makes me mad is it’s not even right outside his own house. If I was the driver of the car I would have stopped, gotten out and then physically moved it. Next time it maybe an emergency vehicle. Also I didn’t happen to see any of the neighbours coming out to cheer him on like he claims they do.
On a side note I wish they would buy a helmet that actually fits Esme. I mean it baffles me how they buy mountains of tat but fail to buy something paramount to safety.
karenjet
VIP Member
I’ve not caught up on these threads for a while. But I’m just listening to a true crime podcast about a teacher that had an affair with his student. They talked about him following the girl on Twitter. That was the first red flag, and how inappropriate it is for an adult man to be following underage girls on social media.
Of course my mind went straight to Chris’s follow lists . . . .
Of course my mind went straight to Chris’s follow lists . . . .
thegreencow
VIP Member
WHO KNOWS ME BEST?! DAD VS MUM WATER HEAD DUNK EDITION!! - BOYFRIEND SECRETS REVEALED!!
Everyone is up and ready for the day; Isla is printing her final worksheet and it's geography, Lazy's favourite subject. Yeah right! Last night with Jace was back to the newborn stage of waking every half an hour. Lazy felt bad for him and bad for herself. Creepy was up until 3 anyway.
Lazy helps Isla with her work. They've worked out where the mountain ranges areusing a very lot of google and coloured them in.
Jace throws some cars on the floor. Lazy keeps telling Jace to go and get them. and put them in the bucket. Lazy cuts up orange and tells Jace to get in his high chair.
It's lunchtime and Esme tells us to look at how good her lunch is. She has a ham bagel, lettuce and salad cream and cheap wafer biscuits from Asda. I thought Creepy went to the co-op this week and is a germaphobe, surely he wouldn't risk another trip out after THAT rant.Isabelle's lunch is ruined because she has a ham salad bagel with barbeque sauce. Isabelle says it's so nice, Lazy say's 'ew'. Isla is having a butter bagel.
Lazy has finished cleaning up the plates. Creepy is outside with the girls and Jace is upstairs having a nap. He woke up crying again and he's been doing this a lot. It looks like it's going to rain and Lazy has been on photoshop. After speaking to her supplier Lazy has discovered she needs a seamless pattern and hers isn't. It's really, really hardtop try and do it. Her and Creepy have watched YouTube videos and it's so frustrating. People have told them they need to download Adobe illustrator. Lazy has downloaded it and is trying to navigate it. It's a learning curve though.
Lazy shows her first attempt but it's not right; she wants it grey, yellow, grey, yellow but at the moment it's two yellow then grey.
Creepy skating. No blurring of the neighbours' number plates as usual.
Jace is awake but not in the best mood; he's being clingy and when he's clingy the best thing is to put him in his high chair with some water and an apple, banana or biscuit whilst Lazy does something with Isla. They're transforming the living room window. She's printed picture off from online and they're going to colour them in cut them out and laminate them to make it nice and bright. There's nothing better than a time lapse of someone colouring.
Lazy doesn't know how this has happened but Lazy asked to do a 'who knows Isabelle next challenge' and it involves water. Somehow there are two buckets of water in front of Lazy. Some of the questions are like guess work. Cackle. Cackle. Some questions aren't what Lazy would know.
Creepy and Lazy are sat in front of the two buckets of water. They've obviously left Jace in the house with the two younger girls. Great parentingLazy says Creepy will get 12 dunks. Whoever gets the answer wrong gets dunked in the water.
First question is Isabelle's favourite food and Lazy has no clue. Isabelle says they have it 2-3 times a week. The answer is pasta; Creepy and Lazy both get it wrong. Lazy moans the water is cold. The next question is Isabelle's favourite drink and they both get dunked again. Favourite American cereal; they both get it right. Favourite type of dance? Modern. Creepy gets dunked. Favourite Disney Park (which she won't be returning to for quite a while)? Neither get it right. Most embarrassing moment? Creepy dunks his head in the water because he doesn't know. The answer is the sanitary towel falling out of Isabelle's pocket.
What would Isabelle if she was invisible for a day? Creepy says he would rob a bank and bring it home. Lazy says he's an imbecile; OMG she hasn't said that for years.Isabelle is confused about the word 'imbecile' and Creepy says she is one. Creepy gets the answer wrong. Extravert or introvert. Lazy doesn't know what they are. Favourite parent? Lazy says it's like answering which child they like best. Creepy is confident. They both say Dad but Isabelle loves them both the same. They both get dunked and Lazy moans about her hair.
How many boyfriends has Isabelle had from 1-5. Creepy looks quite jealous when she says '5'. Creepy thinks he knows the answer. Lazy gets dunked and Lazy is shocked Isabelle has had three boyfriends. She has makeup in her eyeballs. Creepy still looks extremely jealous.
The jealousy...
The rage
He's desperate to pour the bucket of water on Isabelle but Lazy tells him not to. Isabelle pours it all over his lap instead. Creepy then pours the other bucket on Isabelle and films her in her wet top. Creepy laugh.
No proper vlog ending. 'see you tomorrow at 5' written on screen.
End of vlog
This was the perfect challenge for Creepy; we know how much he likes to be around water with young teenage girls.
Everyone is up and ready for the day; Isla is printing her final worksheet and it's geography, Lazy's favourite subject. Yeah right! Last night with Jace was back to the newborn stage of waking every half an hour. Lazy felt bad for him and bad for herself. Creepy was up until 3 anyway.
Lazy helps Isla with her work. They've worked out where the mountain ranges are
Jace throws some cars on the floor. Lazy keeps telling Jace to go and get them. and put them in the bucket. Lazy cuts up orange and tells Jace to get in his high chair.
It's lunchtime and Esme tells us to look at how good her lunch is. She has a ham bagel, lettuce and salad cream and cheap wafer biscuits from Asda. I thought Creepy went to the co-op this week and is a germaphobe, surely he wouldn't risk another trip out after THAT rant.
Isabelle's lunch is ruined because she has a ham salad bagel with barbeque sauce. Isabelle says it's so nice, Lazy say's 'ew'. Isla is having a butter bagel.Lazy has finished cleaning up the plates. Creepy is outside with the girls and Jace is upstairs having a nap. He woke up crying again and he's been doing this a lot. It looks like it's going to rain and Lazy has been on photoshop. After speaking to her supplier Lazy has discovered she needs a seamless pattern and hers isn't. It's really, really hardtop try and do it. Her and Creepy have watched YouTube videos and it's so frustrating. People have told them they need to download Adobe illustrator. Lazy has downloaded it and is trying to navigate it. It's a learning curve though.
Lazy shows her first attempt but it's not right; she wants it grey, yellow, grey, yellow but at the moment it's two yellow then grey.
Creepy skating. No blurring of the neighbours' number plates as usual.
Jace is awake but not in the best mood; he's being clingy and when he's clingy the best thing is to put him in his high chair with some water and an apple, banana or biscuit whilst Lazy does something with Isla. They're transforming the living room window. She's printed picture off from online and they're going to colour them in cut them out and laminate them to make it nice and bright. There's nothing better than a time lapse of someone colouring.
Lazy doesn't know how this has happened but Lazy asked to do a 'who knows Isabelle next challenge' and it involves water. Somehow there are two buckets of water in front of Lazy. Some of the questions are like guess work. Cackle. Cackle. Some questions aren't what Lazy would know.
Creepy and Lazy are sat in front of the two buckets of water. They've obviously left Jace in the house with the two younger girls. Great parenting
Lazy says Creepy will get 12 dunks. Whoever gets the answer wrong gets dunked in the water.First question is Isabelle's favourite food and Lazy has no clue. Isabelle says they have it 2-3 times a week. The answer is pasta; Creepy and Lazy both get it wrong. Lazy moans the water is cold. The next question is Isabelle's favourite drink and they both get dunked again. Favourite American cereal; they both get it right. Favourite type of dance? Modern. Creepy gets dunked. Favourite Disney Park (which she won't be returning to for quite a while)? Neither get it right. Most embarrassing moment? Creepy dunks his head in the water because he doesn't know. The answer is the sanitary towel falling out of Isabelle's pocket.
What would Isabelle if she was invisible for a day? Creepy says he would rob a bank and bring it home. Lazy says he's an imbecile; OMG she hasn't said that for years.
Isabelle is confused about the word 'imbecile' and Creepy says she is one. Creepy gets the answer wrong. Extravert or introvert. Lazy doesn't know what they are. Favourite parent? Lazy says it's like answering which child they like best. Creepy is confident. They both say Dad but Isabelle loves them both the same. They both get dunked and Lazy moans about her hair.How many boyfriends has Isabelle had from 1-5. Creepy looks quite jealous when she says '5'. Creepy thinks he knows the answer. Lazy gets dunked and Lazy is shocked Isabelle has had three boyfriends. She has makeup in her eyeballs. Creepy still looks extremely jealous.
The jealousy...
The rage
He's desperate to pour the bucket of water on Isabelle but Lazy tells him not to. Isabelle pours it all over his lap instead. Creepy then pours the other bucket on Isabelle and films her in her wet top. Creepy laugh.
No proper vlog ending. 'see you tomorrow at 5' written on screen.
End of vlog
This was the perfect challenge for Creepy; we know how much he likes to be around water with young teenage girls.
Malcolm Conkers
VIP Member
She’s doing it again - she’s still saying it’s her design! She’s pasting clip art FFS! She’s completely nuts!
Web30
VIP Member
Why is she suddenly showing these? Trying to prove she's not using people's designs?
Flowerstar68
VIP Member
The footage was hilarious, we saw him on his phone looking miserable, reading tattle no doubt when everyone else was grooving to the music, looked up, realised the camera was on him then joined in as he'd been doing it all along. Priceless.Here’s Creepy, looking like he has been taken hostage by the big bad roller skating boys.
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The daft bat
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Malcolm Conkers
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My money is on another behind-the-scenes meltdown, not concealing a house move. It’s all unravelling again. What a way to live.
ChrissyPoo
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Can't wait for Lazy's boohoo try-on haul.WHATS IN THE BOX?! WITH A SAVAGE, SHOCK ENDING!!
Lazy hopes we're having a lovely day, it's very windy. It's not half term and she didn't know because it was a short term. This time last year they were in Majorca. Lazy is so annoyed; she did a Boohoo order and paid for next day delivery. She got a text to say the order was delayed and Lazy isn't best pleased be cause she was going to do a try on haul. She knows there's more important things going on right now but still has a moan. Anyway, she's off to the office to do the ifam store and Baby and Me orders. Lazy doesn't normally have breakfast but she's quite hungry so she's going to make some Crunchy Nut Clusters. Jace is screaming because he wants more breakfast so Lazy gives him some Lucky Charms. Isla then asks for a pop tart. Comment down below your favourite breakfast. Lazy cackles as Jace eats his cereal.
Everyone is now asking for a pop tart. Lazy said Creepy wants two of them but the precious princess then decides he only wants one. Isabelle films herself eating the pop tart. Lazy cackles because Esme said she doesn't like sweet things. She gives her pop tart to the girls and has an ice lolly instead. A coffee and bowl of lunch is made.
Creepy says it's windy today and Prinny comes running across the garden toward him. he says she's funny. The grass is beginning to grow again so creepy is going to mow it. Hopefully after a phone call Creepy makes this morning it will be the last or one of the last times he ever has to mow the lawn.
Lazy says Jace is helping to mow the lawn; he pushes one of his toys along the patio. Time lapse of clouds.
Creepy says they planned on doing this outside but it's too windy. They're now doing it inside but the end part outside. Isabelle has been asking to use the lucky dip box from Easter again so her and Esme are playing what's in the box. Creepy shows the foods the girls will be touching and trying to guess; yoghurt, cream cheese, burger relish, egg, sausage covered in ketchup and dog food. The girls will play rock paper scissors, put their hand in the box and see if they can guess what is in the box. The loser gets the most savage forfeit; Isabelle thought of the forfeit.
Isabelle goes first She puts the mask on and Creepy tells her not to fall asleep. The first food is dog food. Isabelle asks if anything is alive in the box. She is scared and her heart is beating so fast, she thinks she will cry.
Isabelle is jumping up and down in the garden. The forfeit is a bucket of cold water. Lazy cackles. Isabelle was confident when she made the bet. Isabelle protests and Creepy asks if she's sure she wants to take the forfeit. Esme stands behind creepy with a pan of water. Isabelle runs away from the water and Esme throws the water over him. Lazy cackles Creepy then turn and throws the remaining water that's in his bucket over Isabelle before chasing Esme with his boobies flying all over the place. Lazy cackles.
Isabelle and Esme are ending the vlog. They had a lot of fun filming the challenge but they're scared about the revenge. Isabelle is worried Creepy will wake them up with a horn. Isla asks what a horn is and Esme explains.
End of vlog
Hints of the house move when Creepy was talking about the grass. I initially thought he meant they were getting fake grass put down but this doesn't make sense if they're hoping to move in the next couple of weeks.
Creepy was so giddy to get some nice shots of Isabelle completely soaked in water to get some kicks and satisfy his sick, sick mind. He purposely gave Isabelle a much harder bonus round than Esme's.
Here's a nice shot of Creepy's fifty chins, he's giving Lazy a run for her money.
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I thought it was about time I changed my avatar from Sarah's sex face to my newest one... Just giving Creepy a taste of his own medicine. We all know what happens to the open mouthed photos of the girls.WHATS IN THE BOX?! WITH A SAVAGE, SHOCK ENDING!!
Lazy hopes we're having a lovely day, it's very windy. It's not half term and she didn't know because it was a short term. This time last year they were in Majorca. Lazy is so annoyed; she did a Boohoo order and paid for next day delivery. She got a text to say the order was delayed and Lazy isn't best pleased be cause she was going to do a try on haul. She knows there's more important things going on right now but still has a moan. Anyway, she's off to the office to do the ifam store and Baby and Me orders. Lazy doesn't normally have breakfast but she's quite hungry so she's going to make some Crunchy Nut Clusters. Jace is screaming because he wants more breakfast so Lazy gives him some Lucky Charms. Isla then asks for a pop tart. Comment down below your favourite breakfast. Lazy cackles as Jace eats his cereal.
Everyone is now asking for a pop tart. Lazy said Creepy wants two of them but the precious princess then decides he only wants one. Isabelle films herself eating the pop tart. Lazy cackles because Esme said she doesn't like sweet things. She gives her pop tart to the girls and has an ice lolly instead. A coffee and bowl of lunch is made.
Creepy says it's windy today and Prinny comes running across the garden toward him. he says she's funny. The grass is beginning to grow again so creepy is going to mow it. Hopefully after a phone call Creepy makes this morning it will be the last or one of the last times he ever has to mow the lawn.
Lazy says Jace is helping to mow the lawn; he pushes one of his toys along the patio. Time lapse of clouds.
Creepy says they planned on doing this outside but it's too windy. They're now doing it inside but the end part outside. Isabelle has been asking to use the lucky dip box from Easter again so her and Esme are playing what's in the box. Creepy shows the foods the girls will be touching and trying to guess; yoghurt, cream cheese, burger relish, egg, sausage covered in ketchup and dog food. The girls will play rock paper scissors, put their hand in the box and see if they can guess what is in the box. The loser gets the most savage forfeit; Isabelle thought of the forfeit.
Isabelle goes first She puts the mask on and Creepy tells her not to fall asleep. The first food is dog food. Isabelle asks if anything is alive in the box. She is scared and her heart is beating so fast, she thinks she will cry.
Isabelle is jumping up and down in the garden. The forfeit is a bucket of cold water. Lazy cackles. Isabelle was confident when she made the bet. Isabelle protests and Creepy asks if she's sure she wants to take the forfeit. Esme stands behind creepy with a pan of water. Isabelle runs away from the water and Esme throws the water over him. Lazy cackles Creepy then turn and throws the remaining water that's in his bucket over Isabelle before chasing Esme with his boobies flying all over the place. Lazy cackles.
Isabelle and Esme are ending the vlog. They had a lot of fun filming the challenge but they're scared about the revenge. Isabelle is worried Creepy will wake them up with a horn. Isla asks what a horn is and Esme explains.
End of vlog
Hints of the house move when Creepy was talking about the grass. I initially thought he meant they were getting fake grass put down but this doesn't make sense if they're hoping to move in the next couple of weeks.
Creepy was so giddy to get some nice shots of Isabelle completely soaked in water to get some kicks and satisfy his sick, sick mind. He purposely gave Isabelle a much harder bonus round than Esme's.
Here's a nice shot of Creepy's fifty chins, he's giving Lazy a run for her money.
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I’d love to see pics of what they really look like when the camera isn’t on them.Just drove home past their estate, looked to the top of their road, and could see Creepy sat on the pavement with Esme up by his house looking glum as fuck.
Even before the allegations I heard a very lot of the time they were miserable as sin.
Lucymarie101
Chatty Member
Looks like they took their own advise I’d and dunked their heads in a bucket of cold water!